563 Stupid Things Stupid People Do to Mess Up Their Lives

563 Stupid Things Stupid People Do to Mess Up Their Lives
Author: Dr. Larry Samuel
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2010-04-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781429954488

Have you, or has anyone you know, ever suffered from stupidity? From Dr. Larry, the Internationally Renowned Psychotherapist, Self-Righteous Occupier of the Moral High Ground, and All-Around Better Person than You, comes 563 Stupid Things People Do to Mess Up Their Lives. Dr. Larry's previous books, such as You Can't Spell Stupid Without U and I and Why Mediocre Things Happen to Mediocre People, have changed the lives of millions of intelligence-challenged individuals all over the world. So if you're interested in hearing a perfect stranger explain to you how stupid and useless you really are, you'll love Dr. Larry's latest collection of condescending wisdom. For example, don't do the following: Stupid Thing #50: Attempt the Vulcan mind meld. If you don't know what you're doing, this can lead to permanent melding. Stupid Thing #228: Accentuate the positive. Rather than accentuate the positive or eliminate the negative, I'd recommend messing around with Mr. In-Between. Stupid Thing #44: Send in the clowns. I can think of no situation that would be improved by sending in the clowns.

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity
Author: Carlo M. Cipolla
Publisher: Doubleday
Total Pages: 58
Release: 2021-04-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0385546483

"A masterly book" —Nassim Nicholas Taleb, author of The Black Swan "A classic" —Simon Kuper, Financial Times An economist explains five laws that confirm our worst fears: stupid people can and do rule the world Throughout history, a powerful force has hindered the growth of human welfare and happiness. It is more powerful than the Mafia or the military. It has global catastrophic effects and can be found anywhere from the world's most powerful boardrooms to your local bar. It is human stupidity. Carlo M. Cipolla, noted professor of economic history at the UC Berkeley, created this vitally important book in order to detect and neutralize its threat. Both hilarious and dead serious, it will leave you better equipped to confront political realities, unreasonable colleagues, or your next dinner with your in-laws. The Laws: 1. Everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals among us. 2. The probability that a certain person is stupid is independent of any other characteristic of that person. 3. A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person while deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses themselves. 4. Non-stupid people always underestimate the damaging power of stupid individuals. 5. A stupid person is the most dangerous type of person.

Books In Print 2004-2005

Books In Print 2004-2005
Author: Ed Bowker Staff
Publisher: R. R. Bowker
Total Pages: 3274
Release: 2004
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 9780835246422

Things People Do

Things People Do
Author: Anne Civardi
Publisher: Educational Development Corporation
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1985
Genre: Occupations
ISBN: 9780860208648

This book shows you how to investigate the world around you and discover science in action. Specially chosen activities include testing your eyes and making electricity, bending light and weather watching.

Forthcoming Books

Forthcoming Books
Author: Rose Arny
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1752
Release: 2002
Genre: American literature
ISBN:

July, July

July, July
Author: Tim O'Brien
Publisher: HMH
Total Pages: 337
Release: 2002-10-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0547523726

A “perceptive, affectionate, and often very funny” novel about old college friends at a thirty-year reunion, by the author of The Things They Carried (Boston Herald). From a National Book Award winner who’s been called “the best American writer of his generation” (San Francisco Examiner), July, July tells the story of ten old friends who attended Darton Hall College together back in 1969, and now reunite for a summer weekend of dancing, drinking, flirting, reminiscing—and regretting. The three decades since graduation have brought marriage and divorce, children and careers, hopes deferred and replaced. This witty, heart-rending novel about men and women who came into adulthood at a moment when American ideals and innocence began to fade, a New York Times Notable Book, is “deeply satisfying” (O, the Oprah Magazine) and “almost impossible to put down” (Austin American-Statesman). “A symphony of American life.” —All Things Considered, NPR