You Can't Bring That in Here!

You Can't Bring That in Here!
Author: Pat Thomson
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 103
Release: 2011-10-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1446431649

There's something for everyone in this collection of funny short stories. It's packed full of talking pigs, UFOs, gorillas, witches, mischievous house elves, flying postmen and lots more! Find out how Bozo the gorilla helps Jimmy deal with his lazy big brother, what Dinah Price does when she finds the three bears tucked up in her bed and what fate Agnethia Toadfax, trainee witch, has in store for Mr Smike the rude librarian . . .

Bob and the House Elves

Bob and the House Elves
Author: Emily Rodda
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2002
Genre: Children's stories
ISBN: 9780747555292

Bob is untidy, eats baked beans every night, but is happy. That is, until he wakes up to a spotless house and an infestation of house elves. They have even made him a packed lunch complete with fairy cakes. Eventually he learns that a different approach is all it takes to cure his elf problem.

Imp Series Books 7-9

Imp Series Books 7-9
Author: Debra Dunbar
Publisher: Debra Dunbar
Total Pages: 867
Release: 2021-10-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Enjoy this humorous urban fantasy series with an antihero demon by author Debra Dunbar. WARNING: This series has laugh-out loud antics, an OCD werewolf, and a sexy angel. Get ready to binge read this bestselling antihero urban fantasy series! This Imp Series set includes: *KINGDOM OF LIES* *EXODUS* *QUEEN OF THE DAMNED* What readers are saying about the Imp Series :"Funny as hell." "The Imp Series is now in my top ten favorite series." "Laughs galore!" "This series is excellent and truly one of my favorites of all times." "Dunbar has created one of my favorite characters in Sam, the imp." "The character growth, the signature laugh out loud moments, the impy antics....This series... is truly in the top three of my favorite series ever." "Debra's Imp Series is a must read for any Urban Fantasy fan." If you like Shannon Mayer, K.F. Breene, Shayne Silvers, Hailey Edwards, or Yasmine Galenorn, you'll love this series. The Imp world includes demons, angels, werewolves, elves, vampires, and more.

Bob the Builder and the Elves

Bob the Builder and the Elves
Author: Emily Rodda
Publisher: ABC Enterprises(Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
Total Pages: 74
Release: 1998-01-01
Genre: Australian fiction
ISBN: 9780733306938

Children's story. Bob the builder is very embarrassed when elves inhabit his home and start cleaning, shining his work boots and putting fairy bread in his lunch box. Bob doesn't know what to do until he talks to his neighbour Lily. Book has no relationship with the BBC TV character 'Bob the Builder'. Author has five times won the Childrens Book Council of Australia's Book of the Year (Younger Readers) Award and her books include 'Pigs Might Fly' and the Rowan of Rin series.

Love, Honour, and O'Brien

Love, Honour, and O'Brien
Author: Jennifer Rowe
Publisher: Poisoned Pen Press Inc
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2012-01-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1615953280

She stared into the speckled mirror, wondering how she had come to this. How could she, Holly Love, apple of her parents’ eye, competent manipulator of invoices in Gorgon Office Supplies, have ended up alone and starving in a dead man’s flat? How indeed? Most reluctant heroines would throw in the towel at this point. But Holly Love is made of sterner stuff. She’s sworn to track down the cheating swine who ripped her life apart, and make him pay. But as she tries to keep her head in the face of a bizarre mystery, a gloomy old house, a hearse-driving Elvis impersonator and a gang of vengeful thugs – not to mention a garrulous and possibly possessed parrot – Holly is forced to come to terms with a great truth. However bad things seem, they can always get worse.

Voracious Children

Voracious Children
Author: Carolyn Daniel
Publisher: Taylor & Francis
Total Pages: 278
Release: 2006
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0415976421

This volume is a collection of all-new original essays covering everything from feminist to postcolonial readings of the play as well as source queries and analyses of historical performances of the play. The Merchant of Venice is a collection of seventeen new essays that explore the concepts of anti-Semitism, the work of Christopher Marlowe, the politics of commerce and making the play palatable to a modern audience. The characters, Portia and Shylock, are examined in fascinating detail. With in-depth analyses of the text, the play in performance and individual characters, this book promises to be the essential resource on the play for all Shakespeare enthusiasts.

Exodus

Exodus
Author: Debra Dunbar
Publisher: Debra Dunbar
Total Pages: 317
Release: 2016-08-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

The elves have a plan to save humanity…by enslaving them. And the angels are too busy to intervene. There’s a war in heaven and a petition to have me removed from the Ruling Council of angels. Sounds good to me, but if the rebels win then those I love will face exile and lose everything they’ve spent billions of years to build. I’ll need to rein in these psychotic elves and help restore the balance up above, because the fate of both heaven and earth are at stake, and apparently I’m the only one who can save them both.

Draw with Rob at Christmas

Draw with Rob at Christmas
Author: Rob Biddulph
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2020-10-15
Genre: Education
ISBN: 9780008419127

Merry Christmas! The internet phenomenon #DrawWithRob is now a fantastically festive art activity book for you to draw with Rob at home... The second book based on the viral videos seen everywhere on YouTube, Facebook, TikTok, TV, and more, from the creative genius and bestselling author Rob Biddulph! Christmas is different this year, with more families at home and wondering what to do! Pick up your pencils and join thousands of children around the world and #DrawWithRob - celebrating Christmas has never been so much fun! The first DRAW WITH ROB activity book went to Number One in the charts and was named 'Book of the Year' at the 2020 Sainsbury's Children's Book Awards! Now every family can share this fantastically festive new art activity book for Christmas. Join Rob and learn to draw your favourite Christmas characters - from Polar Bears to Elves and from Father Christmas to a Snowman, this perfect present is packed with arts, crafts and festive fun. The bestselling and award-winning author/illustrator Rob Biddulph is the genius behind the phenomenal, viral sensation that is DRAW WITH ROB and the accompanying activity book, and now the sensational DRAW WITH ROB AT CHRISTMAS - bringing joy to families everywhere with his easy to follow instructions and warm-hearted humour. So whether you're in home education, home-schooling, learning to draw or just having fun, let Rob show you that anyone can learn to #DrawWithRob! *WITH PERFORATED PAGES SO YOU CAN EASILY TEAR OUT AND DISPLAY YOUR ART!* Rob's original hit videos are also available at www.robbiddulph.com, and on Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram, with Rob appearing on TV to talk about them too. Perfect stay-at-home fun for boys, girls, and everyone aged three to one hundred and three, and a wonderful introduction to Rob Biddulph's bestselling picture book range - including the Waterstones Children's Book Prize-winning Blown Away, Odd Dog Out, and many more! Available in all good bookstores and online retailers, and perfect for children who are learning to read - or just love to!