Chill the Fuck Out and Color

Chill the Fuck Out and Color
Author: Jade Summer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 106
Release: 2016-10-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781539674221

Adult colorists are in for a hilarious surprise in this fun coloring book from bestselling publishing brand, Jade Summer. Our Chill the F*ck Out and Colorbook features amusing illustrations that will make you laugh out loud! Color in your favorite swear words - patterns, swirls and flowers are dotted throughout so you can practice your artistic skills. Both aspiring and advanced colorists will enjoy spending hours of enjoyment filling in each design. From "the Queen of f*cking awesome" to "get out of my f*cking sight", each quote is guaranteed to make you howl. Our shocking and outrageous sayings are ready to be given your creative magic. Choose your favorite shades and relish this entertaining coloring adventure. Jade Summer books have 5,000+ 5-star Amazon Reviews. Discover what makes Jade Summer one of the premier adult coloring book brands and a frequent best-seller on Amazon. Explore the entire Jade Summer collection of 75+ coloring books and find the perfect book for your next coloring adventure. Beautiful, Fun, and Relaxing Coloring Pages. Our incredible coloring pages will empower you to create masterpieces and release your inner-artist. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... 25 Unique Images | 2 Copies of Every Image | Single-sided Pages. You get an extra copy of each image in case you make a mistake, want to color the image a second time, or have an extra to share with a friend. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. This book includes a FREE digital edition. You can download the entire book and print pages as many times as you want! Become part of the Jade Summer community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an outstanding way to view completed pages from other Jade Summer fans, meet other colorists, share your masterpieces with the world, and participate in making future coloring books (including exclusive access to pre-release artwork). Why Other Colorists Love this Book "Naughty words have never been such fun!" - Shannon Anderson "I bought this for my sister and she though it was hilarious." - Elizabeth Marie "I seriously LOVE this coloring book." - Cassandra Buy Now & Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button.

Chill the F*ck Out

Chill the F*ck Out
Author: Hannah Caner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-04-12
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 9781250116406

Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through

Chill the F*ck Out

Chill the F*ck Out
Author: Sasha O'Hara
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2016-03-22
Genre:
ISBN: 9781530103942

From the creator of the #1 bestseller Calm the F*ck Down comes Chill the F*ck Out, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book The perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line coloring pages. Color the things you can't say. Always sassy, often snarky, Chill the F*ck Out is ready for you to enjoy the shit out of it! 28 new Single-Sided images 2 color test pages Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. You choose what you want to color based on your mood. A variety of beautiful designs, such as people, animals, abstract and flowers are included. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like "It's been lovely but I have to scream now", "As If", "That's MS. Bitch to you", and more. Contains Adult Language. What others are saying about Calm the F*ck Down, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book by Sasha O'Hara "This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the "f" down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside..." - Melissa S. "I have had so much fun coloring your designs! They keep me somewhat sane when I am not feeling well. Thank you so much for putting out this book!" - Trish H. "I have so many coloring books that I've collected for the last 20 years; as a potty-mouthed b*tch, though, this is my current favorite. Can't wait for the next!" - Debbie M. "This is by far my favorite coloring book and I have tons!! Just the perfect amount of sweary meets funny. Some of the sweary books are disgusting. This one is perfect!!" -Gavin S. "I don't typically do product reviews but this time I'm making an exception. I absolutely love this book! Sure I'm sarcastic, sassy and have a sense of humor, and if you are too you'll love it as well. Some pages are simple, some more detailed so it's great for someone trying to just get a start in this hectic new wave of adult coloring. In the long run it makes me smile, and isn't that worth every penny?" - Anonymous "I just received this 15 minutes ago. This is just what the doctor ordered. Clearly it's not for those offended by foul language, but that should be obvious by title. I don't write that many reviews and certainly not within minutes of receiving the article. This little treasure of a coloring book was definitely worth the effort. While I enjoy my beautiful garden, faces, animals, mandalas and steampunk coloring books, Sasha O'Hara knocked it outta the park with this little diddy. I'm glad I didn't look at the pictures in the reviews. It was sooo much better being surprised by each turn of the page and literally laughing my a** off at such lovely drawings as the titles described my true feelings. There's a few I plan on coloring, framing and presenting to a few friends. Highly recommended to those not offended by uncensored foul language. - Moodswings

F*ck Anxiety

F*ck Anxiety
Author: Lauren Douglas
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 134
Release: 2022-04-05
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 1524878286

A beautifully illustrated, irreverent guide to breaking out of the anxious thought patterns that hold us back. This little self-help book contains 101 anxiety spiral-stopping exercises, inspiring pep talks, and calm-the-F-down activities. With a no f*cks given tone, research-backed therapeutic techniques, and fun, fresh illustration, F*ck Anxiety will help you take control over your anxious thought patterns and make you laugh at the same time. Divided into six chapters—the first two will help kick that anxiety spiral in it's scrawny ass, and the next four help build and flex anti-anxiety powers on the daily—F*ck Anxiety covers the following: Get Out of Your Head in Ten Minutes or Less Get Stubborn Against a Longer Spiral Do These Eight Things Every Day—You Deserve It! A Grab Bag of Ways to Be Amazing to You Truths + Tending for Shitty Situations Hush Up, It's Time for Your Daily Moment of Zen In addition, the book also includes an explanation of how anxiety works, as well as recommendations for additional tools and practices.

Threshold

Threshold
Author: Caitlin R. Kiernan
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2007-01-02
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1101043768

A strange girl speaks of being charged by an angel to battle monsters and claims she cannot do it alone. She needs Chance’s help. Chance Matthews has suffered enough tragedies. The latest—her grandfather’s death—has left her shaken, convinced that she will always be alone. What she needs now is time—time to recover, time to determine what her future will be. What she doesn’t need is a strange girl with alabaster skin who knows things about Chance she can’t possibly know. Chance doesn’t believe in angels. Or monsters. But among the artifacts left by her geologist grandparents, there lies a fossil of a creature that couldn’t possibly have ever existed. But it did. And still does…

Torn Between Two Worlds

Torn Between Two Worlds
Author: Lexi Ostrow
Publisher: Colliding Worlds Press
Total Pages: 301
Release: 2014-07-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Luka (Book 2)

Luka (Book 2)
Author: Zoey Parker
Publisher: E-Book Publishing World Inc.
Total Pages: 88
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

This is book 2 of the Steel Gods MC romance series! Book 3 is available everywhere now! He hunted me down and made me his toy. NICOLETTE It took me seven years to escape my abusive relationship. My ex was a ruthless biker with a nasty mean streak. And his final cruelty was putting a baby in my belly. I took his unborn child and ran from him. But I know he won’t let me get away that easy. And out here on my own, there’s no one I can trust to protect me. Then Luka appears. He’s a biker, just like the man I ran away from, but there’s something different about him. Tall, bearded, with piercing eyes that strip me naked, I want his touch so bad I can barely take it. But Luka has secrets he’s hiding from me. And when I find out who sent him, I realize just how badly I messed up. LUKA She’s innocent, beautiful, and utterly off limits. Most of all, she’s just a job. “Bring home the goods.” That’s what I do for the club. That’s what I’m best at. But this time is different. My prez sent me to reclaim his runaway ex. I’m supposed to drag her back to the club, kicking and screaming. But I just can’t bring myself to do it. This time and this time only… I’m keeping the goods for myself. *** He had a job to do—and falling in love with the runaway bride with a secret surprise baby was not in the job description. But the chemistry between this alpha male biker bad boy and his innocent woman is impossible to ignore. Take a glimpse inside this thrilling suspense MC motorcycle club romance series and see for yourself why thousands of fans are falling in love with LUKA.

Dare To Play

Dare To Play
Author: Carly Phillips
Publisher: CP Publishing
Total Pages: 159
Release: 2020-10-06
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1947089536

He’s the bad boy of baseball who’s about to lose everything. She needs a husband to get custody of her teenage sister. Suddenly a marriage of convenience doesn’t look so bad. Pitcher, Jaxon Prescott has a lot on his plate. Major League Baseball. Reputation as a player. And now? He’s on the verge of losing it all. He didn’t mean to sleep with his general manager’s daughter or get into a brawl that was captured on camera. But his notoriety is a problem and everything he's worked for is at risk. What’s a bad boy to do? Marry his sister's best friend to save his career, even if it’s the opposite of everything he wants and believes in. Macy Walker is the sole guardian of her half-sister until the girl’s mother returns and wants her daughter back. In order to win custody, Macy needs to provide stability and marrying someone would do the trick. Luckily for her, her best friend’s brother needs a wife. They're this close to getting exactly what they want - as long as they don't fall in love. A stand-alone novel DARE NATION SERIES Book 1: Dare to Resist Book 2: Dare to Tempt Book 3: Dare to Play Book 4: Dare to Stay Novella: Dare to Tease

Simplicity

Simplicity
Author: Lucas Lamoreaux
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Total Pages: 420
Release: 2020-05-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1647024056

Simplicity By: Lucas Lamoreaux The world was changing. War, pestilence, genocide, all of these atrocities had become an accepted part of life, something to be watched with forced pity before turning to a reality show or sporting event. The death of others became something to fill the awkward silences on blind dates, next to the weather and what a certain pop artist was doing or what drugs they were on. The people of the States were numb to the rest of the world, safe in their routine of varied but similar existence. Yet, the past few months had invaded that safe and secure womb of media driven consumerism. Odd events had been happening all over the planet. Stories of human beings doing extraordinary things all over the world crept in hushed tones over the internet, changing the usual talk of conspiracies and atrocities the bloggers wrote about daily. Most had laughed this off as fantasy and troubled themselves more with the mundane. Last night changed everything… Simplicity: Book One is the first installment of a two-part story filled with a multitude of characters; some good, some evil, and some who are just hungry, spanning over a lifetime of change and adventure. Simplicity is a story of hope, where love will overcome the atrocities of hate. From superheroes on the rooftops, to a blasted world filled with disease and the undead, Simplicity is a work of fiction, prose-poetry, and a look at how great power can change even the most steadfast.