Crap Kingdom

Crap Kingdom
Author: D. C. Pierson
Publisher: Speak
Total Pages: 370
Release: 2014-06-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0142422312

Tenth-grader Tom Parking's dream of being swept away to a fantasy land where he becomes a hero nearly comes true when he finds himself the Chosen One of a nameless world, the most annoying, least "cool" place in the universe.

Crap Taxidermy

Crap Taxidermy
Author: Kat Su
Publisher: Ten Speed Press
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2014-09-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1607748207

A humorous look at what happens when taxidermy goes terribly wrong, by the founder of the hit website crappytaxidermy.com. A relaxed toad enjoying a smoke and a brew. A cat with eerily flexible front legs. A smiling lion with receding gums. Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you won't be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst (along with a DIY "Stuff Your Own Mouse" lesson by an Insect Preparator from the American Museum of Natural History), showcasing the most perverse yet imaginative anatomical reconstructions of the animal kingdom you'll ever see.

Family Guy

Family Guy
Author: Matt Fleckenstein
Publisher: Devil's Due Publishing
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2006
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 9781932796650

Collects the first three Family Guy comic books each of which looks at life and family from the unique view of a different family member.

Crap

Crap
Author: Erin E. Conley
Publisher: Zest Books
Total Pages: 98
Release: 2009-04-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0979017351

Crap teaches which types of crap are useful (and which aren't), how to avoid crap when possible, deal with it when it can’t be avoided, and how you can flush it out of your life. You'll learn how to break the crap-cycle once and for all with quotes from noted crap-coping experts like Homer Simpson and Kurt Vonnegut, and even get a few little-known biological and scientific facts about--yeah, you guessed it--literal crap.

Craptionary

Craptionary
Author: Brian Waspi
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2011-03-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1257104616

A comical reference dictionary of... crap. For anyone who has ever looked down and said, That reminds me of..., this book is for you.

Crap Cars

Crap Cars
Author: Richard Porter
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2005-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1582346380

Offers a window into the vanity and silliness of almost every decade as expressed by the ultimate status symbol of the car, showcasing the cheapest, tackiest, and most mechanically inept vehicles built from the 1960s to the 1990s.

Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters Volume 1

Godzilla: Kingdom of Monsters Volume 1
Author: Eric Powell
Publisher: IDW Publishing
Total Pages: 107
Release: 2012-05-30
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 1613774567

The King of the Monsters rises again, and for the first time in comics, he's bringing lots of other beloved Toho monsters with him in one destructive saga! When Godzilla appears off the coast of Japan, the Japanese government must respond quickly to contain the disaster... but before long, other monsters start appearing all over the world. Can humanity survive this mysterious onslaught of giant beasts? Writers Eric Powell (The Goon) and Tracy Marsh bring the mayhem a-plenty, and artist Phil Hester (Green Arrow, Swamp Thing) brings the massive monsters to life!

Full Circle Magazine #81

Full Circle Magazine #81
Author: Ronnie Tucker
Publisher: Full Circle Magazine
Total Pages: 54
Release: 2014-01-31
Genre:
ISBN:

This month: * Command & Conquer * How-To : Python, LibreOffice, and Improve Security with Lynis . * Graphics : JPG>PDF, and Inkscape. * Review: LXLE Linux * Book Review: Super Scratch (Updated Edition) * NEW! Security Q&A plus: Linux Labs, Ask The New Guy, My Story, Ubuntu Games, and soooo much more!

A Poison Dark and Drowning (Kingdom on Fire, Book Two)

A Poison Dark and Drowning (Kingdom on Fire, Book Two)
Author: Jessica Cluess
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 434
Release: 2017-09-19
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 0553535943

In the gripping fantasy sequel to A Shadow Bright and Burning that Justine Magazine says is "a pinch of Potter blended with a drop of Infernal Devices (Cassandra Clare)", Henrietta wants to save her love, but his dark magic may be her undoing. “Devastatingly magical and monstrously romantic.” —Stephanie Garber, New York Times bestselling author of CARAVAL Henrietta wants to save the one she loves. But will his dark magic be her undoing? In the second book in the Kingdom on Fire series, Jessica Cluess delivers her signature mix of magic, passion, and teen warriors fighting for survival. Hand to fans of Victoria Aveyard, Sarah J. Maas, and Kiersten White. Henrietta came to London to be named the chosen one, the first female sorcerer in centuries. Instead, she discovered a city ruled by secrets. And the biggest secret of all: Henrietta is not the chosen one. Still, she must play the role in order to keep herself and Rook, her best friend and childhood love, safe. But can she truly save him? In order to try, Henrietta persuades Blackwood, the mysterious Earl of Sorrow-Fell, to travel up the coast to seek out new weapons. And Magnus, the brave, reckless flirt who wants to win back her favor, is assigned to their mission. Together, they will face monsters, make powerful allies, and discover that some old wounds are still full of poison. Praise for Jessica Cluess's A Shadow Bright and Burning, Kingdom on Fire, Book 1: “This is a novel that gives off light and heat.” —The New York Times “The magic! The intrigue! The guys! We were sucked into this monster-ridden alternative England from page one. Henrietta is literally a ‘girl on fire’ and this team of sorcerers training for battle had a pinch of Potter blended with a drop of [Cassandra Clare’s] Infernal Devices.” —Justine “Unputdownable. I loved the monsters, the magic, and the teen warriors who are their world’s best hope! Jessica Cluess is an awesome storyteller!” —TAMORA PIERCE, #1 New York Times bestselling author