| Author | : Alison Grambs |
| Publisher | : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 52 |
| Release | : 2005 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 9781402727696 |
How did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve? He got mis-sled. What music does Frosty the Snowman fear? Heavy melt-al music. Young kids will ho-ho-ho and ha-ha-ha at the funniest holiday jokes ever. Santa will want to wrap this up for laugh-loving children
| Author | : Highlights |
| Publisher | : Highlights Press |
| Total Pages | : 130 |
| Release | : 2020-09-22 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 1644721201 |
Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
| Author | : |
| Publisher | : Penguin UK |
| Total Pages | : 89 |
| Release | : 2009-10-29 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Nonfiction |
| ISBN | : 0141959827 |
Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, read Santa's hilarious emails and try the Top Ten things to do with leftover turkey. With hilarious spoof ads and lots of fun Christmas features this book will really put the ho-ho-ho into your holidays.
| Author | : Rob Elliott |
| Publisher | : Revell |
| Total Pages | : 128 |
| Release | : 2010-08 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 0800788036 |
A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
| Author | : Sue Fliess |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 34 |
| Release | : 2019-09-17 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1510744320 |
To find out whether Santa thinks you’re naughty or nice, you’ll need to trick an elf into letting you see the list! Legend has it that the only way to find out if you’re on Santa’s naughty or nice list is to trick an elf into letting you sneak a peek! But be careful: elves are tricky themselves! To get a look at the list, you’ll need to be clever in crafting a distracting craft to catch the elf’s attention. So, grab some Christmas supplies like ribbons, twinkle lights, bows, and candy canes, and get prepared for your sly holiday visitor! On the nights leading up to Christmas, one of Santa’s elves will show up to keep watch on kids and to report on their naughty or nice behavior! However, if you’re careful and clever and quick, you can set up a beautiful little sleigh that will distract your elf, and then you’ll be sure to get a glimpse at Santa’s list! Sue Fliess’s poetic read-aloud text and Simona Sanfilippo’s vibrant, whimsical illustrations will provide much fun for young readers eager to trick their own Christmas elf and find which list they’re on! Also included are guides for teachers and parents about how to engage children in building an elf sleigh themselves and how to interest them in the history of the holiday and the many cultures that celebrate Santa’s tiny helpers.
| Author | : Abby Klein |
| Publisher | : Scholastic Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 99 |
| Release | : 2011 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0545294975 |
Everyone's favorite first grader and shark lover is back in a Christmas adventure!Merry Christmas, Freddy! Freddy's cousins, twin sisters Kasey and Kelly, are coming for the holidays. Things are always more fun when the twins are around -- but they're also a lot more crazy! Freddy can't wait to find out what trouble the girls get into this time.
| Author | : Kelley Donner |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 38 |
| Release | : 2020-10-22 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781733959551 |
What happens when world leaders cancel Christmas due to Covid19? Just as a shielding Santa decides he has no other choice but to furlough his elves until the pandemic is over, a bright, young elf brings him a letter that changes everything?A hilarious take on Christmas 2020 for children ages 5-8.
| Author | : Garrison Keillor |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2021-08-10 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : |
Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
| Author | : James MacDonald |
| Publisher | : Moody Publishers |
| Total Pages | : 335 |
| Release | : 2015-06-18 |
| Genre | : Religion |
| ISBN | : 0802479464 |
Change your attitude, change your life. We’re very good at explaining why we’re unhappy: bad job, bad relationships, bad luck. But there’s probably a better reason: bad attitudes. In Lord, Change My Attitude, James MacDonald shows us just how much our attitudes affect our lives. One of his bestsellers, this book is classic James: It’s clear, it’s inspiring, and it packs a punch. Drawing from the experience of the Israelites who grumbled through the wilderness, MacDonald shows how bad attitudes rob us of joy. Coveting, complaining, and being critical are not what our hearts were made for. They were made for thankfulness, contentment, and love. Is your heart straining under the weight of a bad attitude? Don’t read this book if you’re looking for a quick fix. Don’t read this book if you’re unwilling to change. Read it if you’re ready for a serious, inside-out attitude adjustment.
