Death's Collector - Void Walker

by Bill McCurry
Death's Collector - Void Walker
Author: Bill McCurry
Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 422
Release: 2020-10-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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It was just a little bit of treason. The petty, vicious gods demand that Bib the sorcerer lure his friend, the young king, into a losing war. Bib thinks he’s clever enough to arrange things so that the king is defeated yet keeps his throne - and his head. But the king won’t listen until Bib crushes some traitors for him. Faced with rebellious nobles, mystical killers, and allies he can’t control, Bib finds that cleverness needs a sword and some vicious magic to back it up. Because if he fails, the gods have torture, death, and even destruction beyond death waiting for him. They may even point and laugh. Struggling across a landscape of brutal armies, immortal vengeance, and a highly aggravated ex-lover, Bib does what he does best: mock the pretentious, take no crap, and murder people who almost certainly deserve it. Death’s Collector: Void-Walker is the fourth novel in the darkly irreverent Death-Cursed Wizard series, which follows Bib the lethal sorcerer as he strives against cruel villains, bad sorcerers, petty gods, and his inner demons - which, like a fool, he feeds regularly.

Death's Collector

by Bill McCurry
Death's Collector
Author: Bill McCurry
Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 387
Release: 2019-02-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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A wizard compelled to kill. A slaughter he vowed to prevent. A murderer who pissed off the wrong guy… Bib the sorcerer hates how much he loves his job. Cursed by the God of Death to collect lives, he focuses their thirst on snuffing out only lowlife losers and contemptible ass-clowns. But when innocents under his protection are brutally murdered, Bib flips the switch on the ultimate revenge spree. Bent on obliterating the bum responsible, Bib is more than a little miffed when he discovers the shocking truth about his own degenerate nature. But knowing the type of killer he is inside, the reluctant hero won’t be stopped until he mows down every evil dude in his path. Can Bib fight his way to redemption before he loses his soul to bloodlust? Death’s Collector is the first book in the darkly humorous The Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like snarky heroes, top-notch magic systems, and epic sword and sorcery, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s addictive tale. Buy Death’s Collector to flirt with darkness today!

Death's Collector: Dark Lands

by Bill McCurry
Death's Collector: Dark Lands
Author: Bill McCurry
Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 494
Release: 2022-01-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1735648760
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The Apocalypse sucks. Somebody must slay the Father of the Gods, but why does it have to be Bib? The final war between the gods and their awful, eternal enemies is starting, and Bib the sorcerer finds himself fighting for the wrong side. He’d rather not be on any side at all and sit at home drinking heavily, but that’s not an option. Bib is sent to find a weapon that kills gods, but other heroes are falling all over each other to find it too. Will the weapon go to the bravest and toughest? Great! Will it go to the worthiest? That may be a problem… Find out now because it looks like there may not be a chance later. If you like snarky humor, innovative magic systems, and memorable characters, read Death's Collector: Dark Lands! It's the sixth and final book in the addictive, sarcastic fantasy series The Death-Cursed Wizard by Bill McCurry.

Death's Collector - Sword Hand

by Bill McCurry
Death's Collector - Sword Hand
Author: Bill McCurry
Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 427
Release: 2021-06-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1735648736
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A killer with doubts. A ruinous war. A couple of stupid decisions. When the great war of empires comes, Bib the sorcerer doesn’t expect to throw in with a bunch of horrid peasants. In fact, he hates the idea and would gladly trade them for a sock full of sand. But this war has caught him in a transitional period. Although he’s killed scads of people, Bib has never thought of himself as evil. Now his friends tell him to wake up and smell the evil coffee, and the whole idea vexes him. Saving helpless villagers sure sounds like something a good person would do, so Bib decides to give it a shot. But with two armies slaughtering thousands of people all over the countryside, how not-evil is he prepared to be? If you enjoy ferocious swordplay, one-of-a-kind magic systems, and sarcasm that cuts like glass, you'll love Bill McCurry's dark, irreverent tale. Get Death's Collector - Sword Hand today to do the right thing and save some aggravating villagers!

Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light

by Bill McCurry
Death's Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light
Author: Bill McCurry
Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 394
Release: 2020-04-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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A banished demigod abducting children. An underpowered sorcerer forced to fight. An impossible battle for a virtuous cause. Bib has retreated home, wracked with grief. After dooming his own daughter, he’s unwillingly dragged into a conflict with the demonic son of the God of War. And though he saves his town from the petulant deity, his tragic miscalculation allows the sadistic fiend to make off with a hoard of kids. Enraged and determined to right his mistakes, Bib must once again negotiate with the gods for enough power to overcome his sinister foe. And if that doesn’t work, then he’ll just have to summon the dead… Will Bib defeat the snarky Goliath and save the children from a horrific fate? Death’s Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light is the third book in the hopelessly irreverent Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like warped insults, inventive magic, and complex characters, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s bloodstained quest. Buy Death’s Collector: Sorcerers Dark and Light to defeat a despicable demigod today!

Death's Baby Sister

by Bill McCurry
Death's Baby Sister
Author: Bill McCurry
Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 390
Release: 2023-05-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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A debt to the heavens. A mouthy teenaged trainee. A sorcerer-slaying cult that might be his fault. Bib’s semi-retirement from killing for the gods isn’t going so well. So when he’s asked to help an angry twelve-year-old girl with out-of-control powers, he embarks on a quest hoping for some redemption. But as Bib takes his sassy young charge under his wing, a voyage to the temple almost ends in disaster after a deadly ambush. With reports of other sorcerers going mad and the kid wreaking magical mayhem whenever she opens her mouth, Bib struggles to resist strangling the brat. And after the girl triggers a series of lethal attacks, Bib fears the only way out of this mess will be a return to his murderous ways… Can the embattled anti-hero single-handedly take on the gods and stop the growing bloodshed? Death’s Baby Sister is the second book in the witty-but-dark Death-Cursed Wizard fantasy series. If you like reluctant champions, twisted conflict, and plenty of sword-slashing action, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s wild adventure.

Dragons at That Awkward Age

by Bill McCurry
Dragons at That Awkward Age
Author: Bill McCurry
Publisher: Infinite Monkeys Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 479
Release: 2024-03-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:
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A reluctant, aging assassin. An angry dragon hitting puberty. A realm about to go up in flames… Bib the sorcerer fears his marriage is on the rocks. But while the cynical forty-something and his wife attempt to restore her magically erased memories, a powerful magician enspells him with a command to kill a king. And while he wracks his brain for a loophole to avoid committing regicide, a ravenous teenage dragon shows up demanding answers. Using the flame-throwing beast to prop up his waning physical prowess, Bib reluctantly slays the local ruler… and then hunts down the man who forced him into the deed. But traveling across the land with an acne-ridden sidekick has his past life flashing before his eyes in a worrying stream of questionably selfish decisions. Will Bib rewrite the ending to his own story before chaos sets the world on fire? Dragons At That Awkward Age is the snappy second book in the Sorcerer of Bad Examples humorous fantasy series. If you like ridiculous misadventures, fast-paced action, and blazing snark, then you’ll love Bill McCurry’s sharp-toothed take on adolescence. Buy Dragons At That Awkward Age to parent a deadly little monster today!

Void Walker Lasniniar Collection

by Jacquelyn Smith
Void Walker Lasniniar Collection
Author: Jacquelyn Smith
Publisher: WaywardScribe Press
Total Pages: 342
Release: 2020-05-14
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1989650678
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Felara always gets her way. ...Especially when it comes to Iarion—whether he likes it, or not. Her obsession with the wandering elf drives her almost beyond reason. And her god-like powers make it nearly impossible for anyone to stand in her way. Follow Iarion and Barlo beyond the boundaries of Lasniniar in his collection from the World of Lasniniar epic fantasy series by award-winning author, Jacquelyn Smith. This collection includes one novel and two shorts: Void Walker: A Novel of Lasniniar (The World of Lasniniar Book 7) Legends of Lasniniar: Quicksilver Legends of Lasniniar: Goddess Almighty Void Walker: A Novel of Lasniniar (The World of Lasniniar Book 7) Felara’s obsession with Iarion knows no bounds. Barlo knows the Unborn woman would do anything if she thought it in his elf friend’s best interest. Absolutely anything. And Barlo can do no less. With Lasniniar in chaos and Iarion named as the culprit, Felara comes to Barlo for help. ...Little does the dwarf realize just what his aid might cost him. Journey beyond the World of Lasniniar and into the unknown in this seventh novel in the epic fantasy series. Legends of Lasniniar: Quicksilver (Short Story) Hero of Lasniniar. Dwarvenhome’s Chief of Clans. Barlo can claim both these titles, and more. (But never ‘Master Chef.’) Brave, stubborn, and loyal to a fault, he takes pride in his judgment of character. And he holds no qualms about sharing his opinions. (Much to his elf friend Iarion’s chagrin.) ...Even when it means he must tell an unwelcome truth. A stand-alone story of the infamous Barlo and Iarion from the World of Lasniniar epic fantasy series. Legends of Lasniniar: Goddess Almighty (Short Story) Felara watches over the Light Elves’ wood from above, unseen. She knows Iarion wanders somewhere beneath the ancient trees. Willful, mercurial, and more than a bit fey, some of her Unborn siblings consider her in danger of becoming obsessed with the elf that freed them from the Void. Others might even argue she crossed that line some time ago. None of that matters to Felara. She follows a vision only she can see. A stand-alone origin story from the World of Lasniniar epic fantasy series.

Death's Collector - Void Walker

by Bill McCurry
Death's Collector - Void Walker
Author: Bill McCurry
Publisher:
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Release: 2020-10-10
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ISBN:
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Murderer. Father. Protector. Liar. Bad role model.The petty, vicious gods demand that Bib the sorcerer lure his friend, the young king, into a losing war. Bib thinks he's clever enough to arrange things so that the king is defeated yet keeps his throne - and his head.But the king won't listen until Bib crushes some traitors for him. Faced with rebellious nobles, mystical killers, and allies he can't control, Bib finds that cleverness needs a sword and some vicious magic to back it up. Because if he fails, the gods have torture, death, and even destruction beyond death waiting for him. They may even point and laugh.Struggling across a landscape of brutal armies, immortal vengeance, and a highly aggravated ex-lover, Bib does what he does best: mock the pretentious, take no crap, and murder people who almost certainly deserve it.