Father Christmas on the Naughty Step

Father Christmas on the Naughty Step
Author: Mark Sperring
Publisher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2012-10-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0723271372

The naughty step is the place Sam has to sit when he has done something he knows he REALLY shouldn't have. And Sam isn't alone. Captain Buckleboots is sitting on the naughty step too and so is Father Christmas - uh-oh, oh no! What's going to happen on Christmas Eve now?!

Big Bad Bill on the Naughty Step

Big Bad Bill on the Naughty Step
Author: Mark Sperring
Publisher: Puffin
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012
Genre: Apologizing
ISBN: 9780141342863

Perfect for naughty pre-schoolers, it's time for Captain Buckleboots and Sam to show Big Bad Bill how to say sorry . . . The naughty step is the place Sam has to sit when he has done something he knows he REALLY shouldn't have. And Sam isn't alone. Captain Buckleboots is on the naughty step too, and this time so is Big Bad Bill, the naughtiest cowboy in the Wild, Wild West... Another warm and witty take on learning to say sorry, from the creators of Captain Buckleboots on the Naughty Step.

If My Dad Were The Tooth Fairy

If My Dad Were The Tooth Fairy
Author: Mark Sperring
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2021-05-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1471184498

A hilarious rhyming romp exploring one child’s fantasy about her dad having the coolest job ever – the perfect gift for dads this Father's Day! Have you ever wondered what would happen if your dad quit his boring office job to become . . . the Tooth Fairy? Wouldn’t it be cool if, instead of wearing a plain old shirt and trousers to tap on a computer all day, he zoomed across the sky on his sparkly wings wearing a tutu and tights? Mark Sperring (author of FATHER CHRISTMAS ON THE NAUGHTY STEP and THE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BADDIES) has created a riotously funny and fabulous text that is a joy to read aloud, paired perfectly with Matt Hunt's brilliant artwork (illustrator of CHOOSE LLAMAS by Charlie Green and DADDY FARTYPANTS by Emer Stamp). Perfect for fans of Julia Donaldson.

The Elf on the Shelf

The Elf on the Shelf
Author: Carol V. Aebersold
Publisher:
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2012-02-01
Genre: Christmas stories
ISBN: 9780984365173

The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition is an activity the entire family will enjoy. Based on the tradition Carol Aebersold began with her family in the 1970s, this cleverly rhymed children's book explains that Santa knows who is naughty and/or nice because he sends a scout elf to every home. During the holiday season, the elf watches children by day and reports to Santa each night. When children awake, the elf has returned from the North Pole and can be found hiding in a different location. This activity allows The Elf on the Shelf to become a delightful hide-and-seek game.

Red-Hot Santa

Red-Hot Santa
Author: Tori Carrington
Publisher: Harlequin
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2011-11-15
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0373796560

Subject: Marine Reservist Jackson Savage Current Status: Security expert, ready for his first assignment. Mission: Playing Santa at a local bar. Obstacle: A woman who tempts him to be very, very naughty. Jackson Savage is all ready to start an exciting new career at a local security agency. But for tonight, his job is to play Santa...until his good friend and co-marine Maxine "Max" McGuire sits on his lap, ready to tell him exactly what--or rather, who--she wants for Christmas Before long, Jackson has Max in his bed, exploring all manner of things naughty and nice. But soon, they'll have to join forces on a critical, incredibly dangerous mission. Will they be able to objectively watch each other's backs...or will memories of their naughty bedroom antics put both of their lives at risk?

Santa’s Naughty List, 25 Tales Of Paranormal Bad Boys Christmas

Santa’s Naughty List, 25 Tales Of Paranormal Bad Boys Christmas
Author: Julia Mills
Publisher: Julia Mills
Total Pages: 1334
Release: 2015-11-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1310129940

25 Tales Of Paranormal Bad Boys Christmas are sexy, naughty, but nice. This group of twenty-five amazing authors decided to give you a Christmas treat. These stories were written with heart, love, and pleasure. The goal to provide the readers stories to enjoy this Christmas.

FROM THE METRONOME TO THE FEATHER PEN

FROM THE METRONOME TO THE FEATHER PEN
Author: Gage Sears
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Total Pages: 85
Release: 2024-10-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

From the twisted mind that brought the fear of small-town life by exposing a sadistic stalker comes a collection of horrifying short stories predating the release of his debut novel, The Watcher. From the Metronome to the Feather Pen is a collection of frightening tales told by author Gage Sears, mostly exploring realistic horrors but also capturing the supernatural. Homicidal mall Santas, possessed Internet videos, human trafficking, and cannibals, Sears manages to feature some of the more terrifying what-if scenarios from not only his nightmares but also from random stories he developed on a dare from friends to keep them both awake while working the night shift. The oldest story featured was written when the author was just twelve years old, and the newest was written just before the release of his first novel. Sears collected fourteen of his favorite short stories over the years and combined them into one nightmare-inducing book. You may want to sleep with the lights on after reading this one!

Xmas Cums But Once a Year

Xmas Cums But Once a Year
Author: C. J. Edwards
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2017-10-25
Genre:
ISBN: 9781979171199

An erotic short story. A quick burst of Festive Fun! Father Christmas Only Cums Once A Year! And this year it's going to be in Nicola! Nicky had everything going for her: money, looks, health, intelligence, etc. Apart from one thing that was. There was no man in her life! Still, she looked forward to her annual trip to Santa's Grotto with her beloved nephew. This year was going to be different though, the grotto was so magical. So real! After little Jay had had a wonderful time with Santa, Nicky got a special invitation. Santa's grotto was opening for adults that evening. Or at least for selected adults! Nicky was curious enough to go along, unaware her life was about to change for good!