| Author | : Munty C Pepin |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 22 |
| Release | : 2020-08-31 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781777225124 |
Tom Transport is stuck in the snow with a load of presents and Hookers and Blow must rescue him in time for the town Christmas party.
Danny the Digger Saves Christmas
| Author | : Aja Mulford |
| Publisher | : Ulysses Books for Young Readers |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2020-11-24 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1646040848 |
Discover the heartwarming story of Danny, a young mini excavator struggling to find his place in the busy winter city construction site, who is about to get the most important job of all—saving Christmas. The perfect stocking stuffer for any kid who loves excavators, backhoe loaders, trenchers, cranes, and mixers, Danny the Digger Saves Christmas follows the story of a mini excavator working alongside his family in a big-city construction site. With a cold, cold winter in full swing, Danny’s little shovel can’t dig a thing, and he’s left collecting cones and holding work lamps. But when a mysterious flying object crash lands in the frozen pond of a nearby park, little Danny is the only vehicle light and quick enough to save the day. Will Danny become the one who saves Christmas? This children's holiday book is the perfect gift for anyone who loves construction sites, big vehicles, fire trucks, and more, while teaching kids the value and joy of always doing their best and helping those in need.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
| Author | : Robert L. May |
| Publisher | : Blackstone Publishing |
| Total Pages | : 20 |
| Release | : 2011-11-01 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 1609986962 |
Fans of the greatest reindeer of all will have a double helping of Christmas fun with this collection, which includes the title story plus "Rudolph Shines Again." Near and dear to so many hearts, this is the story, the original story, of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, written by Robert L. May in 1939. Rudolph, loveable and generous, humble and good, embodies the spirit of Christmas, and reminds us of the magical possibilities that exist within us all. In the companion story, "Rudolph Shines Again," Rudolph loses his light and is certain he is of no use to Santa now; he decides to go far away, where no one knows how bright his nose used to be. But on his journey, something magical happens. As enchanting as the original story, Robert L. May's uplifting sequel to his classic tale Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is a joyous celebration of the spirit of Christmas. Also included in the audio is a selection of holiday songs for kids to help you ring in the season: "Jingle Bells," "Up on the Housetop," "Deck the Halls," "Over the River and through the Woods," "We Wish You a Merry Christmas," and "O, Christmas Tree."
Yay! It's Christmas!
| Author | : Elina Brahmandam |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2020-12-15 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : |
Join little Cassie on her quest to change the rules of Christmas gifting this year. BUT WHAT? AND HOW? Find out more in this perfect Christmas gift for your child - written by a child!
Dee's Big Nuts
| Author | : Mark Thunder |
| Publisher | : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Total Pages | : 26 |
| Release | : 2015-08 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781515326762 |
Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand. Dee's Big Nuts makes a great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, bridal shower, wedding gifts, housewarming gifts or just a great gift to make a friend or loved one giggle in laughter.
Do You Want to Play with My Balls?
| Author | : Christopher Cifaldi |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2012-11-12 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9780985948719 |
The SHIIT Workout
| Author | : Jim Squits |
| Publisher | : Hachette UK |
| Total Pages | : 82 |
| Release | : 2019-11-14 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 1787835057 |
The hilarious Sunday Times bestseller! Reached number 5 in the paperback non-fiction chart – sadly not number 2! Get fit while you sh*t with this rather amusing and slightly silly parody of the HIIT workout phenomenon This is for the multitaskers, the toilet-lovers, the bottom-tooters, the widdlers, the toilet-paper origamists – yes, I’m talking to you! You thought there would never be an exercise regime that you could enjoy in the comfort of the smallest room, but here it is: The SHIIT Workout. It even has pictures and planners to log your workouts. Getting into shape has never been more fun, as you go through the (bowel) motions from jumping jacksies and push-outs to bottom burpees and skidders. This is the essential guide to getting fit while you SHIIT. Just make sure you have plenty of toilet roll handy as it’s going to get messy – you’re going to do more than sweat.
The Loneliest HO in the World
| Author | : Travis Heaton |
| Publisher | : |
| Total Pages | : 32 |
| Release | : 2017-11-26 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781973362098 |
Santa is feeling very pleased with himself. The Christmas sleigh-ride has been a great success and every gift has been delivered safely. Suddenly, as he settles happily by the fire, he hears a sound. "HO!" it says, "What about me?" And so begins Santa's strangest and funniest adventure. A self-published phenomenon, The Loneliest HO in the World has entertained many thousands of children. With an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the book is now available online for the first time (2017). Winner of the David St. John Thomas Best Children's Book Award and winner of the UK's prestigious Best Self-Published Book Award, the author invites you to become one of the Lonely Ho's many fans. Enjoy his unique and touching adventure and revel in the spirit of Christmas.
When Elves Attack
| Author | : Tim Dorsey |
| Publisher | : Harper Collins |
| Total Pages | : 148 |
| Release | : 2011-10-25 |
| Genre | : Fiction |
| ISBN | : 0062092855 |
“The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.” —Providence Journal Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, When Elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think Bad Santa and National Lampoon’s Family Vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.
