I Am NOT Dumb and I Am NOT a Stinky Butt!

I Am NOT Dumb and I Am NOT a Stinky Butt!
Author: Joyce Knock
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 28
Release: 2017-08-29
Genre:
ISBN: 9781545076323

A children's [5-8] picture book addressing the issue of name calling, the MOST damaging form of bullying. MOST children have their first experiences with name calling in early elementary school. Unchecked name calling can have a negative and long lasting affect on a child's school success and self-esteem. Story Line: School can be challenging for elementary children with the expectation that they sit quietly and raise their hand to talk. And sometimes there is a "mean kid" in the classroom who likes to pick on others by calling them names. In Billy's classroom the bully is Freddy and he seems to enjoy calling his classmates names. Most often he picks on Billy. When Billy answered a question wrong Freddy called him "stupd," Billy spilled his milk at lunch room and Freddy called him "slob." Being called names made Billy sad and somtimes he cried. One day Billy when Freddy called him a name Billy had enough and he stood up, marched over to Freddy and...

The Misadventures of George and the Talking Butt

The Misadventures of George and the Talking Butt
Author: J. L. Frankel
Publisher: Bradley & Brooke Books
Total Pages: 153
Release: 2022-07-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1662930984

Meet George Smith. George is a good kid; he really is. He listens to his parents and tries his best to pay attention in school. He enjoys spending time with his friends and his family. Overall George is just an ordinary ten year old boy. Well, almost ordinary. You see, George just heard from someone he never thought he would hear from...his butt. George just discovered his butt can talk. With his new sidekick behind him, George’s life just became a little more complicated and a whole lot funnier. Follow George and his talking butt as they stumble into one situation after another.

My Fair Lazy

My Fair Lazy
Author: Jen Lancaster
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 400
Release: 2011-05-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0451231864

Readers have followed New York Times bestselling author Jen Lancaster through job loss, sucky city living, weight loss attempts, and 1980s nostalgia. Now, in this bitter and witty memoir, Jen chronicles her efforts to achieve cultural enlightenment, with some hilarious missteps and genuine moments of inspiration along the way. Jen uses any means necessary on her quest to better herself: reading canonical literature, viewing classic films, attending the opera, researching artisan cheeses, and even enrolling in etiquette classes to improve her social graces. In Jen’s corner is a crack team of experts, including Page Six socialites, gourmet chefs, an opera aficionado, and a master sommelier. She may discover that well-regarded, high-priced stinky cheese tastes exactly as bad as it smells, and that her love for Kraft American Singles is forever. But one thing’s for certain: Eliza Doolittle’s got nothing on Jen Lancaster—and failure is an option.

Stupid Fast

Stupid Fast
Author: Geoff Herbach
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2011-06-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1402256302

Just before his sixteenth birthday, Felton Reinstein has a sudden growth spurt that turns him from a small, jumpy, picked-on boy with the nickname of "Squirrel Nut" to a powerful athlete, leading to new friends, his first love, and the courage to confront his family's past and current problems.

Princess Yvonne

Princess Yvonne
Author: Edward H' Wolf
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Total Pages: 182
Release: 2010-12-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1426950578

Princess Yvonne a High Royal Fairy Princess Witch embarks on a quest with three brave and noble half Human half Fairy men to the treacherous mountains of Angeland to end the nightmarish Black Plague of Death that was caused by her evil step-sister Stella and her demonic pet Black Dragon that spread the dreaded disease throughout the land. As they reach the mountain where Stella and the Dragon live inside a cave, they encounter foul smelling hideous Ogre, Troll, and a few other weird creatures so foul and destructive that no one who has ever encountered them ever survived. So beware as you read dear patron of fiction, that theres: More than Lions and Tigers and BearsDont cry! Dragons, and Ogres, and TrollOh my! You have no where to hide any place under the sun; With an Evil Witch and moreBetter run!

The Big Sleep

The Big Sleep
Author: Raymond Chandler
Publisher: DigiCat
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2022-08-16
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "The Big Sleep" by Raymond Chandler. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.

Do As I Say, Not As I Did

Do As I Say, Not As I Did
Author: Michael N. Marcus
Publisher: silver sands books
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2015-07-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0981661785

LAUGH & LEARN This bestselling book is a collection of amusing anecdotes and useful advice on a wide range of subjects: money, relationships, parenting, business, work, cars, food & drink, life & death, education, health, technology, media, aging, time, animals, baseball, sailing, sex, writing & publishing and law. The book is the sad—and also humorous and helpful—story of what the author did wrong over a lifetime and what he learned from his mistakes, plus what he learned from observing other people, companies, animals and events. Marcus often fantasizes about traveling back in time to warn himself not to make stupid mistakes. He says, "The ten-, twenty- and sixty-year-old me might have ignored the advice of parents, teachers, doctors and accountants—but not the advice of me. If I talk to myself I have to listen. While technology will not yet allow me to go back and talk to myself, I can warn and advise anyone else who's willing to pay attention. That's why I wrote this book. And maybe by looking back I can influence my own future."

Ordinary Moments

Ordinary Moments
Author: SH England
Publisher: Covenant Books, Inc.
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2022-08-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1640034994

Everyone has a story. Ordinary Moments is Sadie's story. At seventy, she boarded a flight to Paris to rendezvous with the greatest love of her life. Armed with her camera and her playlist, she settled in seat 3J for the ten-hour flight. As each song played, she began to reminisce about the ordinary moments that led up to this one. She remembered the men she had loved, the heartbreaks she had survived, the women who had been sources of strength, the places she had traveled, and how each had changed her forever. There had been joy, laughter, sorrow, and love. She reflected on the paths she had traveled, grateful that in ten hours the heartbreaks would be forgotten and other loves would dim in comparison once the 777 touched down where her perfect love was finally waiting in the City of Lights.

12, 20 & 5

12, 20 & 5
Author: John A. Parrish
Publisher: Open Road Media
Total Pages: 387
Release: 2013-09-03
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1480437883

The wry and heart-wrenching memoir of a young doctor’s year behind the frontlines in Vietnam. Assigned to the marine camp at Phu Bai, Dr. John A. Parrish confronted all manner of medical trauma, quickly shedding the naïveté of a new medical intern. With this memoir, he crafts a haunting, humane portrait of one man’s agonizing confrontation with war. With a wife and two children awaiting his return home, the young physician lives through the most turbulent and formative year of his life—and finds himself molded into a true doctor by the raw tragedy of the battlefield. His endless work is punctuated only by the arrival of the next helicopter bearing more casualties, and the stark announcements: “12 litter-borne wounded, 20 ambulatory wounded, and 5 dead.” 12, 20 & 5 is an intimate and unique look at the effects of war that Library Journal calls “an autobiographical M*A*S*H* . . . phenomenal.”