Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic

Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic
Author: Matt Groening
Publisher: Insight Editions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-05-05
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9781608873210

In Lisa Simpson’s Guide to Geek Chic, Springfield’s most sensitive student reveals the secrets of being a misunderstood geek goddess. The geeks have inherited the earth . . . And Springfield’s most outspoken and overlooked middle child, Lisa Simpson, is here to tell you why! So what does it matter that you don’t run with the popular crowd? You control the trends and tastes of popular culture. Who cares if you aren’t part of a clique? Your idiosyncratic style is now très chic. So what if you’re not very social? You’re tech savvy drives all social media. There’s no need to lay low in nerd anonymity. You are the smartest person in the room, and it’s time to fulfill your dork destiny! Copyright © 2015 by Matt Groening Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. The Simpsons™, created by Matt Groening, is the copyrighted and trademarked property of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic

Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic
Author: Matt Groening
Publisher: Bantam Press
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2015-05-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9780593073032

In Lisa Simpson's Guide to Geek Chic, Springfield's most sensitive student reveals the secrets of being a misunderstood geek goddess. Geeks are no longer just those sideshow freaks biting the heads off chickens. Geeks are now freaks about all kinds of other things and are proud to let it show. Geek is now chic, nerdy is now noble, and dorky is now desirable, as they always should have been. The readers, the writers, the scientists, and the creators are now at the top of the heap, and it's time to show the rest of the world what they are made of . . . beside mostly oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus, of course. Let your geek flag fly!

The Lisa Book

The Lisa Book
Author: Matt Groening
Publisher: HarperCollins Entertainment
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2006-09
Genre: Simpsons (Television program)
ISBN: 9780007234578

Presents information on the television cartoon character, Lisa Simpson, including rejected catchphrases, tips on being a teacher's pet, her friends and enemies, her anatomy, her lifelong list of things to do, and her typical day.

Grampa Simpson's Guide to Aging

Grampa Simpson's Guide to Aging
Author: Matt Groening
Publisher: Insight Editions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015-09-08
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9781608874521

They say, “Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it!” Then again, those who have forgotten the past are most likely living in the Springfield Retirement Castle, repeating themselves over and over again. Get to gabbin’ with the grand poo-bah of the Greatest Generation as he relives the glory days, and if you take time to listen, he may very well pass along some words of wisdom. So plug in your recliner and sit way, way back . . . as Gramps Simpson explains and explains and explains it all to you! Copyright © 2015 by Matt Groening Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. The Simpsons™, created by Matt Groening, is the copyrighted and trademarked property of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness

Homer Simpson's Little Book of Laziness
Author: Matt Groening
Publisher: Bantam Press
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2013-11-07
Genre: American wit and humor, Pictorial
ISBN: 9780593073001

Few men have the extraordinary ability to get absolutely nothing done like Homer Simpson, the true American Idle. Now you too can develop a flair for the laissez-faire from Springfield's very own Sultan of Sloth. Get the lowdown on the slow down and discover a knack for the slack. Including: The Lazy Hall of Fame Homer's Lazy look at Fashion The Lazy Man's Tool Kit and The Adventures of Sloth Man The perfect Christmas gift for the slob in your life....

Bartman: The Hero's Handbook

Bartman: The Hero's Handbook
Author: Matt Groening
Publisher: Insight Editions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2016-04-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781608874538

In the sixth volume of the Vault of SimpsonologyTM series, Bart Simpson—as his alter-ego Bartman—gives advice on how to be the ultimate superhero. An expert of stealth and cunning–especially when it comes to getting out of school–Bartman, the revered superhero and alter-ego of the one and only Bart Simpson, is a master of his craft. Lucky for us, he’s also a bit of a braggart, always willing to share his secrets and tricks . . . for the right price. Chock-full of humor, daring advice, and interactive collectibles, Bartman: The Hero’s Handbook grants readers the tools needed to take down the evils of society and save the day. Told from the point-of-view of the colossus of costumed calamity himself, this is the ultimate guide for superheroes-in-training eager to take their skills to the next level—and avoid detention.

Bart Simpson's Manual of Mischief

Bart Simpson's Manual of Mischief
Author: Matt Groening
Publisher: Insight Editions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-03-18
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9781608873104

Bart Simpson is truly the unrivaled master of mischief. Amateur pranksters around the world take their tips and learn their tricks from Bart, the sneakiest of sneaks. The nightmare of every sister and the destroyer of a calm composure for every grown-up, this clever kid knows how to push everyone’s buttons and get away with it all. Now Bart shares his mischievous secrets with the world, from the contents of the perfect spy kit to the ideal methods of agonizing annoyance. Packed to the brim with inserts and special features, including removable “Sneaky Hall of Fame” cards and a booklet on the complete art of the prank phone call, Bart Simpson’s Manual of Mischief includes everything you need to become a true technician of trouble. This is the second installment in the Vault of Simpsonology™ series and a follow-up to the wildly popular Homer Simpson’s Little Book of Laziness. Copyright © 2013 by Matt Groening Productions, Inc. All rights reserved. The Simpsons™, created by Matt Groening, is the copyrighted and trademarked property of Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.

C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination

C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination
Author: Matt Groening
Publisher: Insight Editions
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014-09-09
Genre: Performing Arts
ISBN: 9781608873203

In the third volume of the Vault of SimpsonologyTM series, The Simpsons’ maniacal Mr. Burns takes readers into his wicked world of wealth and power and shares his foolproof tips and tricks for taking over the world. Does power corrupt? Absolutely! Does the hunger and lust for absolute power course through your icy blue veins? Do you feel the need to rule the world with an iron fist? To subjugate the masses with a whimsical snap of your fingers? To rise above the insolent and unworthy with your superior intelligence and unlimited supply of cold hard cash? Have you ever wondered if there was a simple step-by-step guide for following your impulses and instincts toward world domination? You’ve come to the right place. Here is the opportunity of a lifetime—the chance to turn your sociopathic needs into bloodthirsty greed! Now you can learn at the feet of the Master of Megalomania . . . Charles Montgomery Burns! Don’t just stand there, you sniveling slugabed. Purchase this portable periodical posthaste and leave your conscience at the cash register!

Planet Funny

Planet Funny
Author: Ken Jennings
Publisher: Scribner
Total Pages: 336
Release: 2019-07-09
Genre: Social Science
ISBN: 1501100602

A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year The witty and exuberant New York Times bestselling author and record-setting Jeopardy! champion Ken Jennings relays the history of humor in “lively, insightful, and crawling with goofy factlings,” (Maria Semple, author of Where’d You Go Bernadette)—from fart jokes on clay Sumerian tablets to the latest Twitter gags and Facebook memes. Where once society’s most coveted trait might have been strength or intelligence or honor, today, in a clear sign of evolution sliding off the trails, it is being funny. Yes, funniness. Consider: Super Bowl commercials don’t try to sell you anymore; they try to make you laugh. Airline safety tutorials—those terrifying laminated cards about the possibilities of fire, explosion, depressurization, and drowning—have been replaced by joke-filled videos with multimillion-dollar budgets and dance routines. Thanks to social media, we now have a whole Twitterverse of amateur comedians riffing around the world at all hours of the day—and many of them even get popular enough online to go pro and take over TV. In his “smartly structured, soundly argued, and yes—pretty darn funny” (Booklist, starred review) Planet Funny, Ken Jennings explores this brave new comedic world and what it means—or doesn’t—to be funny in it now. Tracing the evolution of humor from the caveman days to the bawdy middle-class antics of Chaucer to Monty Python’s game-changing silliness to the fast-paced meta-humor of The Simpsons, Jennings explains how we built our humor-saturated modern age, where lots of us get our news from comedy shows and a comic figure can even be elected President of the United States purely on showmanship. “Fascinating, entertaining and—I’m being dead serious here—important” (A.J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically), Planet Funny is a full taxonomy of what spawned and defines the modern sense of humor.