Lousy Rotten Stinkin' Grapes

Lousy Rotten Stinkin' Grapes
Author: Margie Palatini
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2009-08-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0689802463

Retells Aesop's fable of a frustrated fox that, after many tries to reach a high bunch of grapes, decides they must be sour anyway.

Sweet Tooth

Sweet Tooth
Author: Margie Palatini
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2014-03-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1481416723

Lots of kids have a sweet tooth. But not like Stewart's. His very loud sweet tooth wants what it wants, when it wants it...and lets everyone know about it. Stewart's sweet tooth screams for cake at weddings, for candy during class, and torments him at the movies. Stewart has had enough, and he's bringing out the big guns -- a carrot. Can he stand up to the most annoying sweet tooth in history?

Bedhead

Bedhead
Author: Margie Palatini
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2000-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0689823975

After many unsuccessful attempts one morning to control his unruly hair, Oliver and his family think that they have solved the problem--until he gets to school and finds that it is class picture day. Full color.

Under a Pig Tree

Under a Pig Tree
Author: Margie Palatini
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 44
Release: 2015-04-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1613127529

The publisher and author of Under a Pig Tree seem to be having communication issues. The author has written a clear, no-nonsense history of figs. But the publisher is sure she meant pigs. After all, what’s the difference between two measly letters? What results is a hilarious illustrated history of pigs, from the earliest times (“Pigs were presented as ‘medals’ to the winners of the first Olympics”) to the present day (“There is nothing better than enjoying a cup of tea or glass of milk with one of those famous Pig Newtons”). The author, needless to say, is not happy about this “little mix-up” and makes her feelings very clearly known—by scrawling all over the book! With sticky notes from the publisher, angry scribbles from the author, wrinkles, and pages askew, Under a Pig Tree is a playful peek into a book in “midproduction” and a humorous look at the consequences of small mistakes, by industry pro Margie Palatini and up-and-coming talent Chuck Groenink.

Tub-boo-boo

Tub-boo-boo
Author: Margie Palatini
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2001
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN:

Henry gets his toe stuck in the tub spout while taking a bath, and everyone who tries to free him gets stuck as well.

Earthquack!

Earthquack!
Author: Margie Palatini
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2002-06-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780689842801

They heard the ground grumble. Then they felt the ground rumble. And before they knew it, they were all taking a tumble! "The earth is crumbling! The earth is crumbling! It's a quake!" quacked the duck. In this inspired take on Henny Penny, who thought the sky was falling, Chucky Ducky, Lucy Goosey, and Vickie, Nickie, and Rickie Chickie spread the alarm that the earth is quaking. But just like Henny Penny, these concerned animals find that the cause of the crisis they fear is not what they expect at all. Filled with clever wordplay, Margie Palatini's rollicking romp is given an added dimension through Barry Moser's dynamic and playful illustrations.

The Three Silly Billies

The Three Silly Billies
Author: Margie Palatini
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Books For Young Readers
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2005-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN:

As in their celebrated "Earthquack!," Palatini and Moser combine their talents to create an raucous retelling of "The Three Billy Goats Gruff" that's ideal for reading aloud and reinforcing math concepts. Full color.

How They Croaked

How They Croaked
Author: Georgia Bragg
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 222
Release: 2023-01-31
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1547614536

This award-winning book for reluctant readers is a fascinating collection of remarkable deaths--and not for the faint of heart. Over the course of history, men and women have lived and died. In fact, getting sick and dying can be a big, ugly mess--especially before the modern medical care that we all enjoy today. From King Tut's ancient autopsy to Albert Einstein's great brain escape, How They Croaked contains all the gory details of the awful ends of nineteen awfully famous people. Don't miss the companion, How They Choked!

I Got a "D" in Salami

I Got a
Author: Henry Winkler
Publisher: ABDO
Total Pages: 188
Release: 2006-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781599611099

Antics ensue after Hank throws his report card into a meat grinder.