Meanwhile Back at the Ranch

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch
Author: Trinka Hakes Noble
Publisher: Dial
Total Pages: 0
Release: 1987
Genre: Humorous stories
ISBN: 9780803703544

Looking for some diversion, a bored rancher drives to the town of Sleepy Gulch little knowing that some amazing things are happening to his wife and ranch during his absence.

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch
Author: Anne Isaacs
Publisher: Schwartz & Wade
Total Pages: 57
Release: 2014-02-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0375987886

When Widow Tulip Jones of Bore, England, inherits a ranch in By-Golly Gully, Texas, and moves in with two trunks of tea, twelve pet tortoises, and three servants, hilarity ensues. The peaceful life suits the wealthy widow fine until word gets out and every unmarried man in Texas lines up to marry her. Widow Tulip and her small staff of three can't possibly run the farm and manage all the suitors, so she devises a plan—and it just might work. This story filled with giant tortoises, 1,000 brides, bad guys, a smart widow, and even a little romance is sure to get kids laughing.

Apples to Oregon

Apples to Oregon
Author: Deborah Hopkinson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2013-04-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1442484497

The slightly true narrative of how a brave pioneer father brought apples, pears, plums, grapes, and cherries (and children) across the plains. Apples, ho! When Papa decides to pull up roots and move from Iowa to Oregon, he can’t bear to leave his precious apple trees behind. Or his peaches, plums, grapes, cherries, and pears. Oh, and he takes his family along too. But the trail is cruel. First there’s a river to cross that’s wider than Texas, then there are hailstones as big as plums, and then there’s even a drought, sure to crisp the cherries. Luckily Delicious (the nonedible apple of Daddy’s eye) won’t let anything stop her father’s darling saps from tasting the sweet Oregon soil. A hilarious tall tale from the team that brought you Fannie in the Kitchen that’s loosely based on the life of a real fruiting pioneer.

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch

Meanwhile Back at the Ranch
Author: Trinka Hakes Noble
Publisher: Paw Prints
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2009-05-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781442054806

Looking for some diversion, a bored rancher drives to the town of Sleepy Gulch, little knowing that some amazing things are happening to his wife and his ranch during his absence. Reprint.

Bet the Farm

Bet the Farm
Author: Beth Hoffman
Publisher: Island Press
Total Pages: 274
Release: 2021-10-05
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 164283159X

"Eloquent and detailed...It's hard to have hope, but the organized observations and plans of Hoffman and people like her give me some. Read her book -- and listen." -- Jane Smiley, The Washington Post In her late 40s, Beth Hoffman decided to upend her comfortable life as a professor and journalist to move to her husband's family ranch in Iowa--all for the dream of becoming a farmer. There was just one problem: money. Half of America's two million farms made less than $300 in 2019, and many struggle just to stay afloat. Bet the Farm chronicles this struggle through Beth's eyes. She must contend with her father-in-law, who is reluctant to hand over control of the land. Growing oats is good for the environment but ends up being very bad for the wallet. And finding somewhere, in the midst of COVID-19, to slaughter grass finished beef is a nightmare. If Beth can't make it, how can farmers who confront racism, lack access to land, or don't have other jobs to fall back on hack it? Bet the Farm is a first-hand account of the perils of farming today and a personal exploration of more just and sustainable ways of producing food.

Meanwhile, Back at the Sex Farm...

Meanwhile, Back at the Sex Farm...
Author: Bill Starr
Publisher: olympiapress.com
Total Pages: 164
Release: 2010-02-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781608722648

Hurrah! At Last a Book About a Nymphomaniac! "I should have been a whore instead of a poet," voluptuous Ruth remarks to her world-wise bedmate, Bill, who approves. "Better be a whore than a poet. You meet a better class of people." And so back to the Sex Farm. The happy couple leaves the city for a well-earned vacation, intending to cure her nymphomania and his satyriasis... with the same medicine. Although this takes place long before the sexual revolution came upon us, the goings-on at the Sex Farm are so outrageous that they will leave you goggle-eyed, faint, watery-mouthed and twitching.

"Could Be Worse!"

Author: James Stevenson
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 36
Release: 1987-05-21
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0688070353

"Unexcitable Gramps surprises everyone with a whopping tale of derring-do that proves there's life in the old boy yet. Stevenson's watercolors couldn't be better."--School Library Journal.

Steppin' on a Rainbow

Steppin' on a Rainbow
Author: Kinky Friedman
Publisher:
Total Pages: 292
Release: 2002-09-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780671047443

Exotic locals, naked women, and smelly cigars combine for adventure, thrills and side splitting laughs in the latest caper from New York's favorite private eye: Kinky Friedman. The Kinkster is up to his trademark antics as he and his cohorts search for their missing friend McGovern, who fled to the scenic Hawaiian Islands to work on a book.