Minecraft Joke Book

by Mojang AB

Author	: Mojang AB
Publisher	:
Total Pages	: 0
Release	: 2019
Genre	: Games & Activities
ISBN	: 9781405295253

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Did you hear about the creeper's birthday party? It really went off with a BANG! Why does Alex love redstone lamps? Because they light up her life. Where do tired miners sleep? On bedrock. The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of hilarious jokes that will have you laughing your blocks off! There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. Collect all of the official Minecraft books to become the best Minecrafter you can be: Minecraft Guide to Exploration: 9781405285971 Minecraft Guide to Creative: 9781405285988 Minecraft Guide to Redstone: 9781405286008 Minecraft Guide to the Nether and the End: 9781405285995 Minecraft Guide to Enchantments and Potions: 9781405288958 Minecraft Guide to PVP Minigames: 9781405288965 Minecraft Guide to Farming: 9781405290104 Minecraft Blockopedia: 9781405273534 Minecraft: Exploded Builds: Medieval Fortress: 9781405284172 Minecraft The Survivors' Book of Secrets: 9781405283335 Minecraft Survival Tin: 9781405288200 Minecraft Mobestiary: 9781405286022 Minecraft: The Ultimate Construction Collection: 9781405291927 Minecraft is a multi-platform block-based gaming sensation available on Xbox, PlayStation, PC and mobile devices. Whether you're in Creative, Survival or Hardcore Mode, the official Mojang-approved Minecraft books contain all the advice you need to survive and thrive.

Minecraft: The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)

by Dan Morgan

Author	: Dan Morgan
Publisher	: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages	: 129
Release	: 2021-05-11
Genre	: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN	: 0593379373

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The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS: Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert! © 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.

Jokes for Minecrafters

by Michele C. Hollow

Author	: Michele C. Hollow
Publisher	: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages	: 159
Release	: 2016-02-02
Genre	: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN	: 1510706372

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Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Minecraft: The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)

by Dan Morgan

Author	: Dan Morgan
Publisher	: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages	: 129
Release	: 2021-05-11
Genre	: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN	: 0593379381

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The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed with over 200 jokes inspired by the best-selling video game in the world! BONUS: Includes full-color poster! Q: What's a Minecraft zombie's favorite vegetable? A: A human bean! Q: Why aren't zombies funny? A: Because their jokes are rotten! The official Minecraft Joke Book is packed full of jokes and humorous illustrations that will fill Minecraft fans' inventories with laughs and giggles. There's something for every Minecrafter, whatever their age. The book also comes with a full-color insert! © 2021 Mojang AB and Mojang Synergies AB. MINECRAFT and MOJANG are trademarks or registered trademarks of Mojang Synergies AB.

Minecraft Jokes

by Jimminy Creeper

Author	: Jimminy Creeper
Publisher	: Creeper House Publishing
Total Pages	: 79
Release	:
Genre	: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN	:

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Minecraft Jokes Ready to get Crafting? Pour yourself a Bucket of Mooshroom Milk and make sure you are sitting DOWN! These jokes don’t play around; this is an incredibly serious joke book… it is NOT funny. You have been WARNED!!! Thirty-three fun, light-hearted, nice and kind, HIGH-QUALITY jokes for all ages! 'You get a joke! You get a joke! And you get a joke!' Want to hear the most annoying Minecraft joke in the world...? ...find out inside this Minecraft Jokes book!

The Big Book of Belly Laugh Jokes, Riddles, and Puns for Kids

by Sky Pony Editors

Author	: Sky Pony Editors
Publisher	: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages	: 133
Release	: 2022-11-01
Genre	: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN	: 1510773576

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Here is a huge compendium of laugh-out-loud jokes that will let boys and girls entertain themselves and their friends for hours and hours. Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it’s two-tired. What did one toilet say to the other? You look a tad flushed. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck! Which month has 28 days? They all do! Can a frog jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course, the Empire State Building Can’t Jump What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssstory. The Big Book of Belly Laugh Jokes, Riddles, and Puns for Kids is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Written to meet the unquenchable needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 700 hilarious zingers. This unique volume is complemented by silly line drawings created by talented illustrator Bethany Straker. Its seemingly endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones.

Minecraft 2-in-1: The Official Would You Rather/The Official Joke Book (Minecraft)

by Random House

Author	: Random House
Publisher	: Random House
Total Pages	: 257
Release	: 2024-09-03
Genre	: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN	: 0593896572

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Would you rather have zombies as allies but have chickens throw rotten eggs at you—OR have pillagers for friends but pigs pass gas at you? This jumbo collection of MINECRAFT jokes, riddles, and silly questions and outrageous scenarios—will help you become the funniest mob on the block! The Official Would You Rather/The Official Joke Book is filled with silly questions and outrageous scenarios based on MINECRAFT as well as jokes and riddles that will have even the most serious villager laughing out loud. The book is illustrated throughout with hilarious black and white line drawings. This 2-in-1 paperback collection has something for everyone whether you’re a beginner looking to think about MINECRAFT in an all-new way, or a longtime fan looking for laughs—or both! © 2024 Mojang AB. All Rights Reserved. Minecraft, the Minecraft logo, the Mojang Studios logo and the Creeper logo are trademarks of the Microsoft group of companies.

The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters

by Michele C. Hollow

Author	: Michele C. Hollow
Publisher	: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages	: 394
Release	: 2019-11-05
Genre	: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN	: 1510747443

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“Dig in” to your favorite Minecraft jokes! All your favorite Minecraft jokes are now in one place! This collection of three titles from the Jokes for Minecrafters series brings you over two thousand puns, one-liners, and wisecracks about all your favorites from the world of Minecraft. From ghasts and endermen to zombies and creepers, no mob is safe from the punchlines in this laugh-a-minute collection. Included titles are: Jokes for Minecrafters (9781510706330) Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters (9781510706323) Uproarious Riddles for Minecrafters (9781510727175) This ginormous joke book for kids ages 5 and up comes complete with silly illustrations to make these jokes even funnier. Whether you’re at home or at school, you can have all your friends and family in stitches with The Big Book of Jokes for Minecrafters!

Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters

by Brian Boone

Author	: Brian Boone
Publisher	: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages	: 144
Release	: 2017-02-23
Genre	: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN	: 1510718842

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Sidesplitting Jokes for Minecrafters: Ghastly Golems and Ghoulish Ghasts is the fourth book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which has more than 800 belly laughs waiting for you! This laugh-a-minute book leaves no enderman or zombie unscathed, and comes complete with silly illustrations for even more fun! Inside you will find side-splitters such as: Q: What’s black and white and dead all over? A: A Zombie in a tuxedo. Q: Why did Steve search for ore all day? A: Because he digs it. For kids ages 5 and up, this book of jokes will have all your friends and family doubling over! Bust out the funniest of these Minecrafter jokes at home or school for endless jokes and fun! This adventure series is created especially for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, magical academies like Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga, and games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Pokemon GO.