Who Wet My Pants?

Who Wet My Pants?
Author: Bob Shea
Publisher: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 41
Release: 2019-09-17
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0316525197

In this hilarious tale of blame, compassion, and forgiveness, a very embarrassed bear is reminded that accidents can happen--but with the support of good friends, life goes on. Reuben the bear's got donuts for everyone in his scout troop, but his friends are all staring at something else: there's a wet spot on Reuben's pants, and it's in a specific area. "WHO WET MY PANTS?" he shouts, and a blame game starts. His buddies try to reassure him there was no crime. Just an accident. It could happen to anyone! But as all the clues begin to point in Reuben's own direction as the culprit, Reuben must come to terms with the truth. Who Wet My Pants? isn't a potty-training book. It's a witty and wise story about embarrassment and anger, empathy and acceptance, and ultimately...forgiveness.

No Pants!

No Pants!
Author: Jacob Grant
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2021-05-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0593117670

Laugh-out-loud father-son drama in which the dad learns an important and timely lesson--pants are NOT for everyone! Pablo and his dad are ready for a great day. It's party day! A cookout with the whole family. All they need to do is get ready. Eat breakfast. Brush teeth. Put on pants. And they'll be ready to go! Only Pablo has another idea: No Pants! Suddenly it's looking as if party time is a ways off after all. Here's a hilarious and warm-hearted look at a father-son relationship that shows there is more than one way of wearing--and thinking about--pants!

Not My Pants!

Not My Pants!
Author: Giles Andreae
Publisher: Orchard Books
Total Pages: 88
Release: 2012-05-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1408316609

There's something Billy Bonkers doesn't want you to know. Come closer...I'll whisper it: he has to wear his sister's underpants! And whether Billy's flying round a go-kart track, chasing a very smelly dog, or finding some priceless long-lost treasure, it's not easy to explain: 'They're NOT MY PANTS!'

Oh, No! Where are my Pants?

Oh, No! Where are my Pants?
Author: Lee Bennett Hopkins
Publisher: StarWalk Kids Media
Total Pages: 35
Release: 2014-08-30
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1630833622

It was simply the worst the most terrible day. Nothing but NOTHING was going my way. If you've ever wondered whether anyone else knows what it's like to have a really bad day, this special collection of poignant and funny poems is for you.

Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

Has Anyone Seen My Pants?
Author: Sarah Colonna
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2015-03-31
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1476771936

New York Times bestselling author of Life as I Blow It Sarah Colonna is back with a hilarious, honest look at life in her late thirties—in all its messy, pants-missing glory. How does a gal with a successful career, great friends, and a razor-sharp wit find herself wandering pants-less through the hallways of a casino hotel in Iowa on New Year’s Eve? Ask Sarah Colonna. Has Anyone Seen My Pants? is a laugh-out-loud trip around America (and Mexico!) with Sarah as she braves crying in nail salons, mother-daughter road trips, Iowan casinos, and single-shaming resorts. From a fling-gone-wrong to friend breakups and a new romance, Sarah’s signature wit and sharp observations take you on a journey at once so deviously funny and surprisingly compassionate that it might just steal your heart—not to mention your pants.

My Pants Are Haunted !

My Pants Are Haunted !
Author: Jamie Kelly
Publisher: Paw Prints
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-08-11
Genre: Diaries
ISBN: 9781439520482

Jamie Kelly writes in her diary about her new jeans, which seemingly cause events that affect both her popularity and her efforts to get close to the eighth cutest boy in school, Hudson Rivers.

I Just Want My Pants Back

I Just Want My Pants Back
Author: David Rosen
Publisher: Crown
Total Pages: 242
Release: 2007-08-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0767928504

Now a new MTV series, from acclaimed director and executive producer Doug Liman (“Mr. and Mrs. Smith, “Swingers,” “Go,” “Bourne Identity”) Jason Strider is a twentysomething young man in the city, with an English degree from an Ivy League university, a very small apartment in the West Village, a vapid job as a receptionist at a casting agency—and no particular idea what to do with his life. On most evenings, Jason gets stoned and goes out, sometimes with his party-hearty school chum Tina and sometimes alone in the immemorial male quest to get laid or, if not, get hammered enough to really regret it the next day and be late for work. Then one night Jason has athletic, appliance-assisted intercourse with a cute girl named Jane—and ends up lending her his Dickies jeans. Many, many e-mails and text messages later, he is unable to reconnect with her and is reduced to the plaint “I just want my pants back.” How he does, in a most unexpected way, find those pants, and how maturity and mortality come to enter his slacker’s existence, form the matter of this smart, raunchily comic, and finally affecting first novel.

No Pants Required

No Pants Required
Author: Kim Karr
Publisher: Kim Karr
Total Pages: 519
Release: 2017-10-23
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0997619406

I Forgot My Pants

I Forgot My Pants
Author: Donald Batey
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 65
Release: 2011-08-02
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 1456815849

THIS BOOK, I FORGOT MY PANTS IS A COLLECTION OF POEMS COLLECTED OVER TIME FROM MY LIFE INSPIRED BY MY WIFE ANNETTA AND BY VARIOUS OTHER SOURCES THROUGHOUT MY LIFE. THIS BOOK HAS A WIDE RANGE OF POETRY STRETCHING THOUGH MANY SUBJECTS. THIS BOOK HARKENS BACK TO THE OLD STYLE OF POETRY, WHEN POETRY WAS ABOUT RHYMING, YOU WILL NOT FIND PROSE HERE. IT HAS BEEN ENJOYABLE COMPILING THIS POETRY AND I HOPE THAT IT IS AS ENJOYABLE IN THE READING.