The Passion of the Hausfrau

The Passion of the Hausfrau
Author: Nicole Chaison
Publisher: Villard
Total Pages: 258
Release: 2013-03-13
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 0345544382

Behold, brave readers! Herein lies the first epic hero’s journey told by a mother–the Hausfrau, whose odyssey is a 24/7 adventure of pandemonium, sleep deprivation, madness, and transcendence. But beware! This journey is not for the faint of heart, as Nicole Chaison (a.k.a. the Hausfrau) boldly demonstrates in this brilliantly witty and vivid graphic memoir. The Hausfrau weaves a tale of sidesplitting trials and addresses age-old questions: Does a good mother have to give up her own dreams? What is a good mother, anyway? And is there a bathing suit that will fit her gargantuan behind? And so the journey unfolds, illuminating all things mommy, including • The Laborynth: an intricate maze of hormones, exhaustion, and ego struggles. • the Björn Conspiracy: Can a mother go to the bathroom with a slumbering newborn tethered to her chest? • Monsterfrau moments: Hell hath no fury like a sleep- and serotonin-deprived Hausfrau. • the Unhip Mama: Piercings, spiky hair, and tattoos do not a trendy mama make. • a Hausfrau Holiday Bake-off: yet another portrait Norman Rockwell forgot to paint. Fiercely funny, wholly original, and sure to be recognizable to mothers everywhere, The Passion of the Hausfrau is filled with the messiness, meltdowns, mayhem, and bliss of modern motherhood. NOTE: Due to image content, this eBook is best viewed with larger screen-size devices.

Forthcoming Books

Forthcoming Books
Author: Rose Arny
Publisher:
Total Pages: 1316
Release: 1996
Genre: American literature
ISBN:

Comfort And Joy

Comfort And Joy
Author: Fern Michaels
Publisher: Zebra Books
Total Pages: 511
Release: 2013-10-07
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1420129457

New York Times Bestseller Curl up by the Yuletide with these heartwarming stories that add a touch of wonder to your holidays. . . "Comfort and Joy" by Fern Michaels Ever since Angie Bradford took over her mother's gift wrap business in the Eagle Department Store, she and handsome store chief Josh Eagle have been at odds. When Josh threatens to give up on the business and move to London, and a devastating storm may destroy their Christmas season, Angie never expects help to come in the form of a holiday miracle. . . "A High-Kicking Christmas" by Marie Bostwick After ten years as a Rockette at Radio City Music Hall, Kendra Erickson needs a break from Christmas. But when an injury lands her in small-town Vermont where she finds herself directing the local holiday pageant alongside the charming new pastor, Kendra reconsiders her views on life, love--and the most romantic season of all. . . "Suzanna's Stockings" by Cathy Lamb When an accident lands Suzanna Everts in the hospital for Christmas this year, she'll need a little magic to save the holiday season. Enter sexy, but Scrooge-like, land developer Jack Benson to the rescue, proving to Suzanna that the best gifts are those that take you completely by surprise. . . "Family Blessings" by Deborah J. Wolf Tired of dealing with her squabbling family, Kacey would rather not be home for the holidays. But Christmas memories hold a special power that is enough to remind a family of the blessings they share--and awaken Kacey to the promise of new love. . .

Boys' Life

Boys' Life
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 80
Release: 1984-12
Genre:
ISBN:

Boys' Life is the official youth magazine for the Boy Scouts of America. Published since 1911, it contains a proven mix of news, nature, sports, history, fiction, science, comics, and Scouting.

Grave Apparel

Grave Apparel
Author: Ellen Byerrum
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 308
Release: 2007-07-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 144061959X

The "fabulously fun"* fashionista/sleuth Lacey Smithsonian is back in the case of a food editor who may have given her holiday sweater-hating coworker her just desserts...

The AOPA Pilot

The AOPA Pilot
Author: Aircraft Owners and Pilots Association
Publisher:
Total Pages: 852
Release: 1996
Genre: Aeronautics
ISBN:

FamilyFun Homemade Holidays

FamilyFun Homemade Holidays
Author: Deanna F. Cook
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2009
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9781402763588

Make holdiay memories with great ideas for decorations, treats, celebrations, and gifts from the experts at Family Fun Magazine. --publisher.

Previews

Previews
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 526
Release: 1979
Genre: Audio-visual equipment
ISBN: