Shit for Old People to Color

Shit for Old People to Color
Author: Opps I. Pooped My Pants Coloring Books
Publisher:
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2020-04-30
Genre:
ISBN:

Who Knew I'd Get Old And Need To Laugh From Coloring About True Facts About Getting Old. Im Sick And Tired Of Doctor Visits And Doing Shit I Just Dont Wanna Do So Im Just Gonna Say Fuck It And Color My Old Ass Away Until My Diaper Needs Changed Again.

You're the Shit

You're the Shit
Author: Jen Meyers
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2016-05-13
Genre:
ISBN: 9781533001566

Color like the badass you are. Coloring is relaxing, easy, and fun. But do you know what's even better? A sassy coloring book that boosts your self-esteem while you color. Inside this beautiful book you'll find 21 single-sided, gorgeous frameable designs to color and enjoy. Handpicked for their beauty and ranging from simple to intricate, most of the drawings include uplifting messages...from the socially acceptable "You've got this" to the cheekily profane "You are a metric shit ton of awesome." So grab some pencils or markers, find a comfortable place to artistically unwind, and get ready to raise your spirits while you release your inner sass in full-color splendor.

When a Gangsta Loves You

When a Gangsta Loves You
Author: D. Nika
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 171
Release: 2018-11-30
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 035925523X

Friends since the sandbox, Ja'Laii and LaMya both grew up suffering from abuse from the ones who were supposed to love and protect them. Traevion and Trahmir were raised by their uncle who showed them no love whatsoever. The lack of love turned into a source of motivation as they soon took over the mid-west. Ja'Laii and LaMya both are looking for a way out of life, will the Holden brothers be an escape or another source of pain? Is it too late to change how they look at life ? Find out what happens When A Gangsta Loves You

Boomer1

Boomer1
Author: Daniel Torday
Publisher: Macmillan + ORM
Total Pages: 348
Release: 2018-09-18
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1250191807

"Torday is a singular American writer with a big heart and a real love for the world. He has the rare gift for writing dynamic action scenes while being genuinely funny." —George Saunders Bluegrass musician, former journalist and editor, and now PhD in English, Mark Brumfeld has arrived at his thirties with significant debt and no steady prospects. His girlfriend Cassie—a punk bassist in an all-female band, who fled her Midwestern childhood for a new identity—finds work at a “new media” company. When Cassie refuses his marriage proposal, Mark leaves New York and returns to the basement of his childhood home in the Baltimore suburbs. Desperate and humiliated, Mark begins to post a series of online video monologues that critique Baby Boomers and their powerful hold on the job market. But as his videos go viral, and while Cassie starts to build her career, Mark loses control of what he began—with consequences that ensnare them in a matter of national security. Told through the perspectives of Mark, Cassie, and Mark’s mother, Julia, a child of the '60s whose life is more conventional than she ever imagined, Boomer1 is timely, suspenseful, and in every line alert to the siren song of endless opportunity that beckons and beguiles all of us.

Who I Am

Who I Am
Author: Horace Armour
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 265
Release: 2019-05-22
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1546253564

In Armour’s lifetime, he has been in difference to the rules of Society; he avoided the pit-falls of quicksand because he forgot the rules of the jungle. Yet, he has wondered the Wilderness of Love. This book tells a story about life. Not just the story of my life, but life in general. Like so many others that have gone down the same road as I. Just like millions more, will follow the path of life, in their very own special way. Armour, being human, knowing that he has made mistakes, still keeps trying to correct his mistakes, all along, knowing that Life is Good and Sweet! And through all of that, Armour was seeking just One Answer. I am sure, that, we have all sat down, and thought, the very same thing about ourselves! “Who I Am?” Now, I sit here, wondering the same thing. Yet! I look back to the Four Stages of my Life, where it all started from, and up until now. That very first question is, did I say this right, “Who I am,” or should it have been, “Who Am I?” Which way is correct, is all up to us! How we talk about one’s self. So I say “Who I AM”!

Digging Up Mother

Digging Up Mother
Author: Doug Stanhope
Publisher: Hachette+ORM
Total Pages: 352
Release: 2016-05-10
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 030682440X

Doug Stanhope is one of the most critically acclaimed and stridently unrepentant comedians of his generation. What will surprise some is that he owes so much of his dark and sometimes uncomfortably honest sense of humor to his mother, Bonnie. It was the cartoons in her Hustler magazine issues that molded the beginnings of his comedic journey, long before he was old enough to know what to do with the actual pornography. It was Bonnie who recited Monty Python sketches with him, who introduced him to Richard Pryor at nine years old, and who rescued him from a psychologist when he brought that brand of humor to school. And it was Bonnie who took him along to all of her AA meetings, where Doug undoubtedly found inspiration for his own storytelling. Bonnie's own path from bartending to truck driving, massage therapy, elder abuse, stand-up comedy, and acting never stopped her from being Doug's genuine number one fan. So when her alcoholic, hoarding life finally came to an end many weird adventures later in rural Arizona, it was inevitable that Doug and Bonnie would be together for one last excursion. Digging Up Mother follows Doug's absurd, chaotic, and often obscene life as it intersects with that of his best friend, biggest fan, and love of his life-his mother. And it all starts with her death-one of the most memorable and amazing farewells you will ever read.

The Street Bible

The Street Bible
Author: Martin Black
Publisher: Fulton Books, Inc.
Total Pages: 761
Release: 2023-02-13
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Real Nigga cracked the code put together the greatest story that's ever been told. Guaranteed to grip the soul of the young and the old. Blazing heat on one page the next freezing cold. Make its reader lose then gain complete control. Buy your copy right now and learn how to turn all of your life's bullshit into pure gold.

The First Anti-Coloring Book

The First Anti-Coloring Book
Author: Susan Striker
Publisher: Macmillan
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2001-09
Genre: Art
ISBN: 9780805068429

The Anti-Coloring Book is designed as an antidote to traditional coloring books, offering children the chance to create their own images. [from back cover].

Shotgun Seamstress

Shotgun Seamstress
Author: Osa Atoe
Publisher: Catapult
Total Pages: 370
Release: 2022-11-29
Genre: Comics & Graphic Novels
ISBN: 1593767404

A cut & paste celebration of Black punk and outsider identity, this is the only complete collection of the fanzine Shotgun Seamstress, a legendary DIY project that centered the scope of Blackness outside of mainstream corporate consumerist identity In 2006, Osa Atoe was inspired to create an expression out of the experience of being the only Black kid at the punk show—and Shotgun Seamstress was born. Like a great mixtape where radical politics are never sidelined for an easier ride, Shotgun Seamstress was a fanzine by and for Black punks that expressed, represented, and documented the fullest range of being, and collectively and individually explored “all of our possibilities instead of allowing the dominant culture to tell us what it means to be Black.” Laid out by hand, and photocopied and distributed in small batches, each issue featured essays, interviews, historical portraits of important artists and scenes, reviews, and more, all paying tribute to musicians and artists that typify free Black expression and interrupt notions of Black culture as a monolith. Featuring figures such as Vaginal Cream Davis, the seminal Black punk band Death, Poly Styrene, Bay Area rocker Brontez Purnell, British post-punker Rachel Aggs, New York photographer Alvin Baltrop, Detroit garage rocker Mick Collins and so many others, in the pages of this book rock’n’roll is reclaimed as Black music and a wide spectrum of gender and sexuality is represented. Collecting and anthologizing the layouts as they were originally photocopied by hand, this collection comprises all eight issues created between 2006 and 2015.