Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals

Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals
Author: Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2018-11-16
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 035923058X

Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.

Common Sense Manners for Today's Post-Modern Society: A simpleton guide to polite, reasonable, and respectful behavior

Common Sense Manners for Today's Post-Modern Society: A simpleton guide to polite, reasonable, and respectful behavior
Author: Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 42
Release: 2018-11-13
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 0359223796

Filled with over 235 Common Sense Manners for Today's Post-Modern Society to bring back polite, reasonable, and respectful behavior for a civilized society, and to abandon barbarism and chaos in the sewer where it belongs. Includes etiquette while driving, in school, at the workplace, at the dinner table, dealing with neighbors, in the grocery store, or at any public place. A helpful book for any person, regardless of age, who is interested in improving their manners. Also makes marvelous gifts to buy in bulk for those who desperately need it.

Feed My Sheep! See What's for Lunch Given to Animals on God's Beautiful Bounty

Feed My Sheep! See What's for Lunch Given to Animals on God's Beautiful Bounty
Author: Mrs. Barberelli
Publisher: Lulu.com
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2018-11-30
Genre:
ISBN: 0359261426

A refreshing burst of innocence and fun with a variety of animal images with gorgeous color, photographed by the author, doing what we all do best... eat lunch! Whether it's a delicious ice cream cone, a juicy apple, sweet corn, yummy grasshoppers, or tasty pondweed and dirt, this little volume, with profound original narrative, provides children a glorious window into the wonderful world of wildlife.

Reading Cats and Dogs

Reading Cats and Dogs
Author: Françoise Besson
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Total Pages: 301
Release: 2020-12-30
Genre: Literary Criticism
ISBN: 1793611076

Throughout the world, people spend much of their time with animal companions of various kinds, frequently with cats and dogs. What meanings do we make of these relationships? In the ecocritical collection Reading cats and Dogs, a diverse array of scholars considers the philosophy, literature, and film devoted to human relationships with companion species. In addition to illuminating famous animal stories by Beatrix Potter, Jack London, Italo Svevo, and Michael Ondaatje, readers are introduced to the dog poems of Shuntarō Tanikawa, a Turkish documentary on stray cats as neighborhood companions, and the representation of diverse animal companions in Cameroonian novels. Focusing on “Stray and Feral Companions,” “The Usefulness of Companion Animals,” and “Problematizing Companion Animals,” Reading Cats and Dogs aims both to confirm and topple readers’ assumptions about the fellow travelers with whom we share our lives, our streets and fields, and our planet. Fifteen contributors from various countries reveal the aesthetic, ethical, and psychological complexities of our multispecies relationships, demonstrating the richness of ecocritical animal studies.

Animacies

Animacies
Author: Mel Y. Chen
Publisher: Duke University Press
Total Pages: 311
Release: 2012-07-10
Genre: Language Arts & Disciplines
ISBN: 0822352729

Rethinks the criteria governing agency and receptivity, health and toxicity, productivity and stillness

Dearest Pet

Dearest Pet
Author: Midas Dekkers
Publisher:
Total Pages: 232
Release: 1994
Genre: Psychology
ISBN:

'People love animals—a stroke here, a pat there, a quick nuzzle in that gorgeous fur ... the amount of cuddling they get can make you jealous. In Holland, dogs are caressed more than people. Not as thoroughly, though: that one spot, somewhere down below, generally remains untouched ... ' Generally, but certainly not always. Kinsey's research showed that 8 per cent of men and 3.5 per cent of women had had sex with an animal, and that in rural areas the figure for men was closer to 50 per cent. Yet bestiality is almost universally condemned. While our love for animals is extolled as noble and 'natural', all erotic elements in the relationship between humans and other species are vilified and proscribed, thus consigning them to the realm of exotic pornography or crude innuendo. Even so, something remains of physical love for animals. In different forms, sublimated or occasionally celebrated, its traces can be found throughout art and popular culture: in Leda and the Swan, Beauty and the Beast or the Lorelei; in a lubricious menagerie of satyrs and centaurs, wolfmen and vampires, all the way through to King Kong and Fritz the Cat, pony clubs and amorous dolphins, or even advertisements for luxury catfoods. Dearest Pet uncovers and explores those traces, illuminating the ambivalence of human attitudes to cross-species sexuality. Its author, the biologist and broadcaster Midas Dekkers, has analysed bestiality in all its aspects—physical, psychological and legal—and examined its representations in religion and mythology, art and literature, pornography and advertising. Beautifully—and sometimes bizarrely—illustrated, his book is neither drily academic nor pruriently trivial, but erudite, witty and challenging: the first history of the last taboo. A book for animal lovers, and for those who are just their good friends.

McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Idoms and Phrasal Verbs

McGraw-Hill's Dictionary of American Idoms and Phrasal Verbs
Author: Richard A. Spears
Publisher: McGraw Hill Professional
Total Pages: 1100
Release: 2006-02-03
Genre: Foreign Language Study
ISBN: 0071486852

Learn the language of Nebraska . . .and 49 other states With more entries than any other reference of its kind,McGraw-Hill’s Dictionary of American Idioms and Phrasal Verbs shows you how American English is spoken today. You will find commonly used phrasal verbs, idiomatic expressions, proverbial expressions, and clichés. The dictionary contains more than 24,000 entries, each defined and followed by one or two example sentences. It also includes a Phrase-Finder Index with more than 60,000 entries.

Oww!

Oww!
Author: Michael Rosen
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2022-03-31
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0008542228

A funny farmyard story from much-loved author, Michael Rosen. Perfect for bedtime, or any time!