This Book Will Not Be Fun

This Book Will Not Be Fun
Author: Cirocco Dunlap
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 17
Release: 2017-06-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0399550631

*A 2018 Children's and Teen Choice Book Award Finalist! A mouse who acts as a careful custodian of his book tries to guarantee his reader some peace and order in spite of escalating chaos. For fans of The Book With No Pictures and This Book Just Ate My Dog! A book is no place for tomfoolery, and this mouse assures us that his book is to be no exception. Just please ignore that Word-Eating Flying Whale, and—oh, no, the lights have gone out. Wait, what is THAT?! Nothing to fear. Everything is under control. . . . Readers will delight as this charming yet uptight mouse is challenged and subverted by gloriously imaginative creatures that are like nothing you’ve ever seen. Will our little mouse succumb to the attractiveness of their overwhelming exuberance? Newcomer Cirocco Dunlap delivers an on-point debut picture-book text that dances outside the boundaries of its pages. Olivier Tallec breathes extra lunacy into this nutty little world with his absurdist palette and amusing forms.

This Book Just Ate My Dog!

This Book Just Ate My Dog!
Author: Richard Byrne
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2014-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0192737309

In this wonderfully inventive book, Bella is taking her dog for a stroll across the page but halfway across, he disappears! Unable to quite believe what's just happened Bella watches, transfixed, with changing emotions of surprise, indignation, moments of renewed hope (as the authorities arrive to take control) followed by shock (as they too succumb to the book's inexplicable behaviour) and finally action when Bella marches toward the dangerous middle of the book . . . only to disappear herself! At this point, the book has consumed its characters and it's down to the reader to step in to help. A note from Bella appears directly appealing for assistance and, with a rigorous shake, the characters reappear. Normality is restored and Bella is finally able to take her dog for an uninterrupted walk . . . or is she?!

Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas

Mosquitoes Can't Bite Ninjas
Author: Jordan P. Novak
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing USA
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2017-04-11
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1681192136

Mosquitoes can bite all kinds of people--ballerinas, chefs, babies, even you and me. But they can't bite . . . NINJAS! Mosquitoes might be quick, but ninjas are quicker. Mosquitoes might be sneaky, but ninjas are sneakier. And mosquitoes might be hungry, but ninjas are . . . hungrier! With tons of not-very-stealthy appeal, Jordan P. Novak's debut delivers buzzy, wacky, and hilarious read-to-me eBook.

Silly Stories for Silly Kids

Silly Stories for Silly Kids
Author: Silly Willy
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 69
Release: 2019-04-27
Genre:
ISBN: 9781095626771

This original short story collection is a great book for kids who love to giggle! Each story is easy to read with fun illustrations to help entertain younger readers! Kids will love sharing these silly stories! Be warned! These stories are really silly! So silly, in fact, that it is hard not to laugh! Silly Willy has returned with a new book to the popular Silly series. This collection of short stories is perfect for children who love a silly tale and are starting to grow their reading skills into chapter books.The collection of 12 original silly stories features a wide range of themes and adventures. Story 1: My Super Hero Diary, featuring an unlucky superhero and his bullying villain roommate. Story 2: A story featuring an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and his wish to build a pyramid. Story 3: A story about a boy who has built a castle. But not a well-constructed one! Story 4: A girl clones herself with unexpected results. Story 5: A tall tale about a nose picker and his passionate hobby. Story 6: An entertaining adventure to find a mysterious horribly bad smell. Where is it coming from? Story 7: A dog and his owner have an embarrassing mix up! Story 8: A clever inventor has a not-so-clever idea! Story 9: A fairy tale involving an innocent baby and a greedy troll monster. Story 10: A schoolboy visits the doctor after a homework incident. Story 11: A talentless unicorn courageously enters a talent contest! She can't sing, dance, tell jokes or draw! How will she win the most talented award? Story 12: Erik and his Viking friends discover an island with some 'strange' animals. The book has been written to include a few challenging words that will help expand a child's vocabulary. Parents will cherish reading these short tales to their younger ones. This book is ideal as a short read before bedtime, or in between games and activity time. Older children will also love reading these funny stories quietly or acting as the storyteller reading aloud. Each story is fast-paced and varies in length. The tales themselves contain good family-style humor acceptable for kids and adults. If your kids love fiction stories like Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, or Big Nate, then these silly stories will soon become their favorite, too! The book is hilariously illustrated. This book is a perfect gift for kids who need a break from video games, TV screens, movies, and other media. Or when it is too wet and cold for outside sport play! These silly stories are also a great travel companion or an ideal birthday, holiday, or get well gift for kids! Ages: 4 & up. / Ideal for Pre-K and first graders through to the 5th grade.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to School...
Author: Davide Cali
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2015-03-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 145214074X

First, some giant ants steal breakfast. Then there are the evil ninjas, massive ape, mysterious mole people, giant blob, and countless other daunting (and astonishing) detours along the way to school. Are these excuses really why this student is late? Or is there another explanation that is even more outrageous than the rest? From Davide Cali and Benjamin Chaud, the critically acclaimed author/illustrator team behind I Didn't Do My Homework Because . . . comes a fast-paced, actionpacked, laugh-out-loud story about finding the way to school despite the odds—and the unbelievable oddness! Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Today I Feel Silly & Other Moods That Make My Day

Today I Feel Silly & Other Moods That Make My Day
Author: Jamie Lee Curtis
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 42
Release: 1998-09-10
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0060245603

Today I feel silly. Mom says it's the heat. I put rouge on the cat and gloves on my feet. I ate noodles for breakfast and pancakes at night. I dressed like a star and was quite a sight. Today I am sad, my mood's heavy and gray. There's a frown on my face and it's been there all day. My best friend and I had a really big fight. She said that I tattled and I know that she's right. Silly, cranky, excited, or sad--everyone has moods that can change each day. Jamie Lee Curtis's zany and touching verse, paired with Laura Cornell's whimsical and original illustrations, helps kids explore, identify, and, even have fun with their ever-changing moods. Here's another inspired picture book from the bestselling author-illustrator team of Tell Me Again About the Night I Was Born and When I Was Little: A Four-Year-Old's Memoir of Her Youth.

Silly Scenarios for Silly Kids (Children's Would You Rather Game Book)

Silly Scenarios for Silly Kids (Children's Would You Rather Game Book)
Author: Silly Willy
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2017-07-16
Genre: Wit and humor
ISBN: 9781548912345

SILLY SCENARIOS FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's conversation game book containing loads of silly questions with hilarious cartoons! This kids book contains a range of 'would you rather' and 'what would you do' style questions. The games are designed to help kids think and develop reasoning skills. Watch and listen to your kids as they think through their answers! Best of all, there are no wrong answers! Kids will be sharing some of these family friendly scenarios with everyone in no time! Ideal for travelling families or those who need some laughs on the school holidays! This family-friendly game book is entertainment for everyone of all ages! Great for beginner and early readers too! These puzzles will naturally start a conversation, even with those are a little shy! A perfect easy gift idea for boys and girls! But be warned, some of these scenarios are really, really, really silly! Find these fun 'silly scenarios' and more inside: Would you rather ...be able to talk to animals -or- be able to control people's legs? Would you rather ...meet a superhero's sidekick -or- be a super villain? Would you rather ...kiss all the people you meet -or- kiss all the pets you meet? Would you rather ...skydive from a bus -or- skydive from outer space? Would you rather ...have no control of your legs -or- no control of the volume of your voice? Would you rather ...stay the same age forever -or- every year be a random age? Great for traveling and kid's parties! Silly Willy BooksThis book is part of a series of activity books by Silly Willy. Silly Willy has authored and illustrated an entire range of children's books designed to create laughs, grow imagination and challenge thinking. All books offer family entertainment. Other books in the series include the bestselling Silly Jokes for Silly Kids, Silly Riddles for Silly Kids, Silly Facts for Silly Kids, Best Jokes for Silly Kids, Silly Word Search Puzzles for Silly Kids (paperback book only), Silly Stories for Silly Kids and Silly Willy's Big Book for Silly Kids (Kindle eBook only).

Patch la Belle

Patch la Belle
Author: Sue Clancy
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2020-10-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781715691417

These playful handwritten poems and paintings have dogs, cats, books, candy and tea in them, plus a giraffe, a seal, a pig, a dragon and a penguin. They are loosely sorted on themes of enjoying and trying things. These whimsical poems and paintings exist for the sole reason that they might make you smile

Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's Joke Book Age 5-12

Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's Joke Book Age 5-12
Author: Silly Willy
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 116
Release: 2016-11-24
Genre:
ISBN: 9781540619396

SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!