The Funny Food Joke Book

The Funny Food Joke Book
Author: Sean Connolly
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2019-09-27
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1838578528

Q: How much did the pirate pay for his corn? A: A buck an ear! Feast your eyes on this incredible collection of 140 food jokes, accompanied by cute cartoon illustrations. Stuffed full of puns, knock-knock jokes and tasty one-liners, The Funny Food Joke Book will leave young readers in peels of laughter. ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud! is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.

Silly Jokes about Food

Silly Jokes about Food
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Total Pages: 25
Release: 2021
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1977154859

"Get ready to laugh from the grocery store to the kitchen with these silly food jokes! Hilarious images add to fun in this laugh-out-loud collection of jokes all about food"--

Scooby-Doo Food Jokes

Scooby-Doo Food Jokes
Author: Michael Dahl
Publisher: Capstone
Total Pages: 65
Release: 2015
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1434296822

Scooby-Doo and the gang have assembled the world's grooviest, grossest, and greatest collection of food jokes!

The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes

The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes
Author: McSweeney's
Publisher: Vintage
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2008-04-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 030738733X

As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” With that in mind, the McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes collects the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. Open it and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!
Author: Editors of Portable Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 90
Release: 2016-05-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1626866139

Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Food Jokes

Food Jokes
Author: Arnie Lightning
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2016-07-21
Genre:
ISBN: 9781535358491

Hilarious Food Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean food jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about food. With silly jokes and cute illustrations, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny food jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Fun puzzles and games included Includes vibrant illustrations to enjoy while reading Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Q: Why were the pickles embarrassed? A: They saw the salad dressing! ~HAHA!~ Q: Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant? A: Four fish got battered! ~LOL!~ Q: Why did the students eat their exam? A: The teacher said that it was a piece of cake! ~HAHA!~ Q: What did the bun say to the hot dog? A: I told you to stop touching my buns! ~LOL!~ Funny Food Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children) This funny joke book is full of hilarious food jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about food will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!

The Monster Fun Joke Book

The Monster Fun Joke Book
Author: Kay Barnham
Publisher: The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2011-07-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1615333606

Collects jokes about monsters, including vampires, skeletons, and ghosts.

Funny Food Jokes

Funny Food Jokes
Author: Sally Lindley
Publisher: The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2016-07-15
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 150819260X

Where do hamburgers dance? At a meat ball! This and many other funny food jokes are waiting for readers to find with each turn of the page. Each joke is presented through simple text designed to appeal to even the most reluctant readers. Silly illustrations add humor to each page. The dynamic design is sure to entertain readers with its bright colors and eye-catching layout. Readers will be excited to share these fun jokes about food with their friends.