The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes

The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes
Author: Rudy A. Swale
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 334
Release: 2008-05-28
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1569759456

THE BIGGEST, BADDEST, BADASSEST BOOK OF LEWD, CRUDE AND FUNNY-AS-$#!+ JOKES •What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other? We do taste like chicken! •What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. •The journalist asked the politician, “Your assistant said publicly that you have a small penis. Would you like to comment? “Yes, I would,” said the politician. “The truth is my assistant has a big mouth.” •A guy walks in on his wife having sex with another man and says, “what the hell are you two doing?” His wife turns to her lover and says, “I told you he was stupid.” •How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy. If you think no joke is too raw as long as it’s funny—this is the book for you! This massive collection of laugh-out-loud and totally politically incorrect jokes is sure to have you and your friends rolling in hysterics.

The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes

The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes
Author: Rudy A. Swale
Publisher:
Total Pages: 360
Release: 2008-05
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781569756607

Some are just a little off-color, some are a little bit, well crude. But they are all funny. And with so many jokes in one book, there is something for everyone.

The Big Ass Book of Jokes

The Big Ass Book of Jokes
Author:
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 349
Release: 2009-02-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1569759405

A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks

The Giant Book of Dirty Limericks
Author: Rudy A. Swale
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 220
Release: 2010-07-20
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1569758816

A Simon & Schuster eBook. Simon & Schuster has a great book for every reader.

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 113
Release: 2013-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0736948503

This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

The Best Joke Book (Period)

The Best Joke Book (Period)
Author: William Donohue
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2014-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1440583099

Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

300 Best Jokes for Adults Only

300 Best Jokes for Adults Only
Author: Don Shaw
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 96
Release: 2019-09-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781691681983

Want to Find a Ginormous Collection of Hilarious Dirty Jokes for Adults? Then Keep Reading ... We all love a good joke. The only problem is that in humor there is no such thing as one size fits all. Some people like jokes about police, blondes, golf, office, marriage, and the things we all do in our bedrooms. Some of us spend hours reading 'man walks into a bar' jokes or even yo mama and dad jokes, etc. Thus, one collection of jokes can't satisfy everyone. In this book I combined a wide variety of topics. I wanted everyone to be able to find something very funny and, of course, dirty. Hence it says "FOR ADULTS ONLY" on the cover. In this funny collection of jokes for adults, you will discover: 300 hilarious and witty puns, short and long stories, dialogues, and one-liners for men, women, grandpas, and grandmas Jokes without profanity - just in case someone under the age of 18 finds this book Silly questions and riddles to have fun with your friends and spouses Tons of best medicine for you (laughter) Hilarious stuff making fun of numerous aspects of our life and so much more ... No doubts, men and women who love humor, will love to get this book as a present for any holiday, including their birthdays, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, and so on. They will gladly read it on vacation, in the hospital, waiting room, airport, during the long car, bus, train, or airplane trip. It's also a fun bathroom reader! Finally, this book is a perfect gift for grandmas and grandpas - whether it's their 60th, 70th, or 80th anniversary, or just a random day when you want to show how much you care about your parents or grandparents. Thus, if you want to get an entertaining read, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!

Paper Towns

Paper Towns
Author: John Green
Publisher: A&C Black
Total Pages: 321
Release: 2013
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 140884818X

Quentin Jacobson has spent a lifetime loving Margo Roth Spiegelman from afar. So when she cracks open a window and climbs into his life - dressed like a ninja and summoning him for an ingenious campaign of revenge - he follows. After their all-nighter ends, Q arrives at school to discover that Margo has disappeared.

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know
Author: Doogie Horner
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 147
Release: 2010-01-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594744688

The ultimate collection of racy, ribald, and downright hilarious humor that makes a great gift! This pocket-sized compendium of the crude and coarse contains all the jokes a man needs to crack wise. From the suggestive to the salacious, this book compiles the greatest dirty jokes of all time, including: • The One about the Factory Worker Who Made Love with a Pickle Slicer • The One about the Flea, the Flight Attendant, and the Airplane Restroom • The One about Father O’Mally’s Sunday Night Bath • The One about the Cowboy and the Lesbian