The Last Girlfriend on Earth

The Last Girlfriend on Earth
Author: Simon Rich
Publisher:
Total Pages: 118
Release: 2014-07
Genre: Dating (Social customs)
ISBN: 9780316255929

A collection of humorous short stories about love and romance, including the tale of a besotted Sherlock Holmes ignoring all the clues that his girlfriend's been cheating on him.

Ant Farm

Ant Farm
Author: Simon Rich
Publisher: Random House Trade Paperbacks
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2007-04-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1400065887

In Ant Farm, former Harvard Lampoon president Simon Rich finds humor in some very surprising places. Armed with a sharp eye for the absurd and an overwhelming sense of doom, Rich explores the ridiculousness of our everyday lives. The world, he concludes, is a hopelessly terrifying place–with endless comic potential. –If your girlfriend gives you some “love coupons” and then breaks up with you, are the coupons still valid? –What kind of performance pressure does an endangered male panda feel when his captors bring the last remaining female panda to his cage? –If murderers can get into heaven by accepting Jesus, just how awkward is it when they run into their victims? Join Simon Rich as he explores the extraordinary and hilarious desperation that resides in ordinary life, from cradle to grave. "Hilarious." –Jon Stewart

Hits and Misses

Hits and Misses
Author: Simon Rich
Publisher: Serpent's Tail
Total Pages: 168
Release: 2018-07-26
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1782833862

WINNER OF THE 2019 THURBER PRIZE FOR AMERICAN HUMOR 'Genius ... Who could ask for more? You can give his books to people and just watch them laugh. Only after you've snorted through them yourself, though' Evening Standard From a bitter tell-all by a horse who made a man famous and then got left behind to a gushing magazine profile of one of your favorite World War II dictators, these stories trawl through history to skewer our obsession with fame and fortune - all the way from ancient Babylon to Hollywood. What father-to-be wouldn't feel a little jealous when his baby outstrips his success from the womb? And what happens when a film critic is forced to live in the movies he so cruelly damned? Loved in the UK by celebs, writers and readers alike, from Lauren Laverne to Matt Haig and Caitlin Moran, Simon Rich is back with his funniest and most personal collection of stories to date.

What in God's Name

What in God's Name
Author: Simon Rich
Publisher:
Total Pages: 170
Release: 2013-06-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781846688492

From the Sunsets Department and Geyser Regulation to the Department of Miracles, Heaven Inc has the earth covered. Unless someone is away from their desk. And these days, the CEO is kind of disillusioned. God knows he should be keeping an eye on the bad things happening on Earth, but instead he finds himself watching the Church channels on satellite TV. His first priority is the team of angels he's asked to get Lynyrd Skynyrd back together. Downstairs on the office floor, Eliza has been promoted from the Prayers Department to Miracles, and Craig, the only other workaholic in heaven, has to show her around. Eliza is shocked by the casual attitude of many of the angels in her new department. And she's furious when she discovers that God has never looked at, let alone answered, a single prayer. So she storms into God's office and asks Him a question that no one has ever dared to ask before. And it might just be the end of the world.

Man Seeking Woman (originally published as The Last Girlfriend on Earth)

Man Seeking Woman (originally published as The Last Girlfriend on Earth)
Author: Simon Rich
Publisher: Reagan Arthur Books
Total Pages: 180
Release: 2013-01-22
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0316219401

In Center of the Universe, God struggles to balance the demands of his career with the needs of his long-term girlfriend. In Magical Mr. Goat, a young girl's imaginary friend yearns to become "more than friends." In Unprotected, an unused prophylactic recalls his years spent trapped inside a teen boy's wallet. The stories in Simon Rich's new book are bizarre, funny, and yet...relatable. Rich explores love's many complications-losing it, finding it, breaking it, and making it-and turns the ordinary into the absurd. With razor-sharp humor and illustrations, and just in time for Valentine's Day, Rich takes readers for an exhilarating, hilarious ride on the rollercoaster of love.

StoryQuarterly

StoryQuarterly
Author:
Publisher:
Total Pages: 588
Release: 2005
Genre: Short stories, American
ISBN:

Graphic Showbiz

Graphic Showbiz
Author: Adwoa Serwaa Bonsu
Publisher: Graphic Communications Group
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2010-01-14
Genre:
ISBN:

Sushi for Beginners

Sushi for Beginners
Author: Marian Keyes
Publisher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 442
Release: 2009-03-17
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0061809837

Lisa Edwards This Prada-wearing magazine editor thinks her life is over when her "fabulous" new job turns out to be a deportation to Dublin to launch Colleen magazine. The only saving grace is that her friends aren't there to witness her downward spiral. Might her new boss, the disheveled and moody Jack Devine, save her from a fate worse than hell? Ashling Kennedy Ashling, Colleen's assistant editor, is an award-winning worrier, increasinglyaware that something fundamental is missing from her life -- apart from a boyfriendand a waistline. Clodagh "Princess" Kelly Ashling's best friend, Clodagh, lives the domestic dream in a suburban castle.So why, lately, has she had the recurring urge to kiss a frog -- or sleep with afrog, if truth be told?As these three women search for love, success, and happiness, they willdiscover that if you let things simmer under the surface for too long, sooneror later they'll boil over. Discover the Keyes to a Great Read!