The Little Book of Emoji Insults

The Little Book of Emoji Insults
Author:
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 138
Release: 2018-05-31
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1473559537

If you can't say something nice... say it in emoji. Shock your friends and family with this brilliantly offensive collection of emoji put-downs and comebacks. With this handy guide, the endless potential for a punishing emoji burn will be opened to you like never before – far beyond just relying on the classic middle finger symbol. From everyday insults to brutal Shakespearean zingers, classic movie put-downs to the best ‘your mum’ jokes, this is your complete phrasebook for the ever more savage world of emoji insults.

How to Speak Emoji

How to Speak Emoji
Author: Fred Benenson
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2016-09-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1449480659

Text the pizza emoji with a question mark, and you've got dinner sorted out. Don't know what to use when you're running late, or when you want to organize a fun night out? How to Speak Emoji will help you win at texting. Featuring everyday greetings, pickup lines, workplace expressions, and tried-and-true insults, this book is perfect for the novice user or those looking to test their knowledge. With a collection of useful and hilarious phrases and a handy dictionary to demonstrate what the emojis really mean, you’ll never feel out of your depth again - or make the embarrassing mistake of putting an eggplant symbol next to a peach. Includes sections such as everyday greetings, in the workplace, in relationships and asking for help and directions, as well as how to translate song titles and film quotes, this is your complete guide to the bright new world of the emoji.

The Little Book of Emoji Insults

The Little Book of Emoji Insults
Author: Pop Press
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2018-11-27
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1785039164

If you can't say something nice... say it in emoji. Shock your friends and family with this brilliantly offensive collection of emoji put-downs and comebacks. With this handy guide, the endless potential for a punishing emoji burn will be opened to you like never before – far beyond just relying on the classic middle finger symbol. From everyday insults to brutal Shakespearean zingers, classic movie put-downs to the best ‘your mum’ jokes, this is your complete phrasebook for the ever more savage world of emoji insults.

Faster, Fewer, Better Emails

Faster, Fewer, Better Emails
Author: Dianna Booher
Publisher: Berrett-Koehler Publishers
Total Pages: 125
Release: 2019-06-18
Genre: Business & Economics
ISBN: 1523085142

“Will open your eyes to a whole new way of thinking about email—its purposes, structure, improper uses, security risks, and productivity strategies.” —Marshall Goldsmith, #1 New York Times-bestselling author Today, most business writing is email writing. We handle even our most important customer transactions, internal operations, and supplier partnerships solely by email. Yet many of us still struggle to write emails that get results. And we often are so overwhelmed by the sheer volume of emails that we feel as though we’re in email jail! How we handle email has a large impact on the trajectory of our career. Emails can build or destroy credibility, clarify or confuse situations for our coworkers and customers, and reduce or increase security risks and legal liabilities. This book will help you master your emails and stand out as a clear, credible communicator. After all, clear, credible communicators become leaders in every industry. With more than three decades of experience analyzing emails across various industries for corporate clients, Dianna Booher offers guidance on how to identify and stop email clutter so you can increase productivity while improving communication flow. In this book, you will learn how to: Compose actionable emails quickly by following Booher’s philosophy of Think First, Draft Fast, and Edit Last Write concise emails that get read so you get a quick response Organize a commonsense file storage system that helps you find documents and emails quickly to attach and send Present a professional image when you email prospects, customers, and coworkers Be aware of legal liabilities and security risks as you send and receive email

Lil' Muffin Drops the Mic

Lil' Muffin Drops the Mic
Author: Romesh Ranganathan
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 183
Release: 2023-07-20
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0241493277

From comedy superstar Romesh Ranganathan comes a hilarious and heartfelt tale that proves rap battles and baking muffins really can mix. The perfect story for readers age 8+ and fans of David Baddiel and Adam B Wins the Internet! Ever since his dad left, James can't seem to stop worrying about everything. His favourite hobby, baking, is a fun (and delicious!) distraction, but no matter how many AMAZING brownies he makes, James still feels like there's a missing ingredient in his life . . . Until he discovers rapping, and he's COMPLETELY hooked. It's not long before James starts writing his own raps about everything - from music and cakes to his giant pet rabbit, Graham! So when he hears that grime artist star Brukka is on the hunt for young talent, James starts to wonder: could this be his chance to share his MUFFINS, his MUSIC, and maybe even his feelings with the whole school? If he could only find the confidence . . . Full of laugh-out-loud illustrations from bestselling illustrator James Lancett, this is the children's read of the summer!

Little Book of Insults

Little Book of Insults
Author: Parragon Book Service Limited
Publisher:
Total Pages: 256
Release: 1998-10-01
Genre: Invective
ISBN: 9780752526843

Essential Foreign Insults

Essential Foreign Insults
Author: Emma Burgess
Publisher: Summersdale Pub Limited
Total Pages: 128
Release: 2003-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781840243857

Have you ever struggled to find the French for "so you want to fight, big nose?" Ever had the urge to tell a German to hide their face before you vomit? Or inform an Italian that their beer tastes of piss? You'll never be lost for words again with this book, which will ensure that you always have the Arabic for "kiss my arse" and the Swedish for "nob cheese" at your fingertips.