The Naked Skydiver

The Naked Skydiver
Author: Tommy Ueland
Publisher: Tommy Ueland
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2023-10-31
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

When the owner of the local airstrip rings up the Viking P.I. about a bizarre discovery—a naked corpse sprawled out on the runway—he knows this case will be anything but ordinary. To add to the intrigue? The detective in charge of the investigation is none other than Alvilde, the P.I.'s own girlfriend. Journey alongside our quirky detective as he navigates awkward dinner conversations, hunts criminals with a drone, endures blistering heat, reminisces with buddies at the fire station, and takes to the skies in a Cessna for the very first time. Can the Viking P.I. piece together the puzzle without ruffling too many feathers? Or will this case come crashing down, much like its titular skydiver?

Naked Skydiving

Naked Skydiving
Author: Jordan Schaffner
Publisher: Writers Club Press
Total Pages: 228
Release: 2003-10
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9780595279074

Jump into Naked Skydiving, a surreal yet lucid Rorschach pattern about the life of a professional dream interpreter in the Californias, just before the beginning of the 21st Century.

The Selected Short Fiction of Lisa Moore

The Selected Short Fiction of Lisa Moore
Author: Lisa Moore
Publisher: House of Anansi
Total Pages: 298
Release: 2012-09-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1770892567

Lisa Moore's stories are bright, emotionally engaging, tangible. She marks out the precious moments of her characters' lives against deceptively commonplace backdrops — a St. John's hospital cafeteria lit only by the lights in the snack machines; a half-built house "like a rib cage around a lungful of sky" -- and the results linger long in the memory. The Selected Short Fiction of Lisa Moore shows us that love, alongside desire, can sometimes come as a surprise, sometimes an ambush. She splices moments and images together so adroitly, so vividly, you'll swear you've lived them yourself. This new volume, bringing together Lisa Moore’s first two books of stories, Open and Degrees of Nakedness, is the very best way to encounter one of the finest short-story writers in the country. This edition features a brilliant new introduction by Jane Urquhart on the importance of Moore’s work.

The Naked Pilot

The Naked Pilot
Author: James Hardie
Publisher: AuthorHouse
Total Pages: 232
Release: 2015-03-19
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1504939417

Have you ever wanted to take off, climb, and cruise on a sixty-two-year-old, rebuilt Messerschmitt 208 (Nord 1101)? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the only Scotsman to crash a Messerschmitt on the famous Battle of Britain airfield in North Weald? Read about my home-made, cardboard simulator and my experience learning to fly an old aeroplane on the sofa. And also read about making films such as First Aerial Voyage in Scotland, Vincenzo Lunardi 1786 by strapping a camera to the floor of the cockpit. Find out about the shed in Skelmorlie, which is like the shed in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, where the naked pilots Wilbur and Orville Wright worked. There, the wind was steady and strong. It was a bit like deciding to go out on the machair in Islay and putting up a frail, wooden shed that had been transported to the island by a Clyde puffer. Come on a journey with Amy Johnson, Saint-Exupry, and Bill Burns. And then come back to earth. You have to ride a Velocette LE motorcycle with the same power in its engine as the Pope Toledo in the Wright brothers first powered aeroplane! On the ferry back to Sandpoint the LE Velo wont start on the handstart but once the ferry is empty I can run and jump and push the bike into life and burble through the gloaming in the best Brigadoon style. I push the Velocette straight into the shed among the aeroplane parts is there any Bowmore left?

Mr. Berzerkeley Ii

Mr. Berzerkeley Ii
Author: Jack McLaughlin
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 324
Release: 2012-09-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781475945768

Jim Sains star is rising! Life in Berkeley is as colorful as ever, and now, his life is even more bizarre than before just like he likes it. Despite his madness, buff oonery, and lefty leanings, Berkeleys zany mayor continues to be a media darling. Back for more, Jack McLaughlins love song for Berkeley continues in mR. bERZERKELEY II. Jims trying his best to navigate the waters, but Big Game antics and even bigger lies spun by his enemies are making it a rough crossing. And now that hes a father, hes out to lead the willing and find solutions for all the many challenges he now facesincluding a few surprises. His life is filled with real characters, as the expression goes: Nymphomaniac Jasmine is leading Josh toward the altar, while the pregnant Babe has escaped to Kansas, leaving Winnie to handle Hamilton House alone. Freshman Sarah changes lifestylesagainand lesbian lovers Stephanie and Judy want to experience motherhood. Mysterious Michael and his mother, the evil vice chancellor, continue their hatred toward each other. Asias bordello past and a murder put her future (and the chancellors reputation) in danger. Former boarder Ainsley Bassette reappears on the scene; Bessie faces a life-or-death operation; and now, Trojans fighting a deadly battle with coyotes. Toss in a little naked windsurfing on Southern California beaches and a trip to Disneyland, and youve got another exciting installment of wacky mR. bERZERKELEY adventures.

Open

Open
Author: Lisa Moore
Publisher: House of Anansi
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2003
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 088784684X

A new writer explores the complex characters and human emotions in a collections of stories that include a bus ride in Nepal and a man's heart-breaking memory of a past affair, among others. Reprint.

The Real Story of Risk

The Real Story of Risk
Author: Glenn Croston
Publisher: Prometheus Books
Total Pages: 296
Release: 2012-11-06
Genre: Science
ISBN: 1616146613

We live in a world of risk. It waits for us in our refrigerator and surrounds us on the freeway. It's lurking in our arteries and sitting in our 401(k) accounts. Given that we deal with risk on a constant basis, we should be good at it; as it turns out, though, we're not. We're blind to common risks like heart disease (one in five deaths), but we shrink in fear from rare events like shark attacks (one in a million) and airplane crashes (one in twenty thousand). What accounts for our poor ability to perceive and react to the risks that really matter? Starting from an evolutionary perspective, the author traces our distorted perception of risk back to our ancestors, reminding readers that we are all the culmination of a long line of survivors who fought life-and-death threats such as attacks from wild animals, starvation, and disease. The fact that we have covered Earth with seven billion people is a testament to our skill at overcoming these risks. But our spectacular success has also produced our contemporary artificial world with new threats like climate change, chili dogs, and online gambling. Our brains, which evolved to deal with the ancient world, are ill equipped to process the new threats we face. Croston examines the many facets of our hazardous modern environment that we only dimly perceive. He explains why we let our guard down for a beautiful face, why slow-moving risks (like rising seas) are hard to stop, how a good story (though false) can be more persuasive than dry statistics (even alarming ones), what we fear even more than death, and many other intriguing quirks about our built-in incompetence to adequately handle present-day risks. Offering a wealth of fascinating information about health, sex, money, safety, food, and the environment, this book illuminates an often-misunderstood but crucial aspect of daily life.

Last Night in Twisted River

Last Night in Twisted River
Author: John Irving
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 577
Release: 2009-10-27
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1588369005

In 1954, in the cookhouse of a logging and sawmill settlement in northern New Hampshire, an anxious twelve-year-old boy mistakes the local constable’s girlfriend for a bear. Both the twelve-year-old and his father become fugitives, forced to run from Coos County—to Boston, to southern Vermont, to Toronto—pursued by the implacable constable. Their lone protector is a fiercely libertarian logger, once a river driver, who befriends them. In a story spanning five decades, Last Night in Twisted River depicts the recent half-century in the United States as “a living replica of Coos County, where lethal hatreds were generally permitted to run their course.” What further distinguishes Last Night in Twisted River is the author’s unmistakable voice—the inimitable voice of an accomplished storyteller.

Man Walks into a Bar

Man Walks into a Bar
Author: Stephen Arnott
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 448
Release: 2022-05-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1646043715

Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime