The Stuffed Owl

The Stuffed Owl
Author: D.B. Wyndham Lewis
Publisher: New York Review of Books
Total Pages: 324
Release: 2003-04-30
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 9781590170380

The editors of this legendary and hilarious anthology write: "It would seem at a hasty glance that to make an anthology of Bad Verse is on the whole a simple matter . . . On the contrary . . . Bad Verse has its canons, like Good Verse. There is bad Bad Verse and good Bad Verse. It has been the constant preoccupation of the compilers to include in this book chiefiy good Bad Verse." Here indeed one finds the best of the worst of the greatest poets of the English language, masterpieces of the maladroit by Dryden, Wordsworth, and Keats, among many others, together with an index ("Maiden, feathered, uncontrolled appetites of, 59;. . . Manure, adjudged a fit subject for the Muse, 91") that is itself an inspired work of folly.

Motherland Fatherland Homelandsexuals

Motherland Fatherland Homelandsexuals
Author: Patricia Lockwood
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 82
Release: 2014-05-27
Genre: Poetry
ISBN: 0698156781

The acclaimed second collection of poetry by Patricia Lockwood, Booker Prize finalist author of the novel No One Is Talking About This and the memoir Priestdaddy SELECTED AS A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR: The New York Times * The Boston Globe * Powell’s * The Strand * Barnes & Noble * BuzzFeed * Flavorwire “A formidably gifted writer who can do pretty much anything she pleases.” – The New York Times Book Review Colloquial and incantatory, the poems in Patricia Lockwood’s second collection address the most urgent questions of our time, like: Is America going down on Canada? What happens when Niagara Falls gets drunk at a wedding? Is it legal to marry a stuffed owl exhibit? Why isn’t anyone named Gary anymore? Did the Hatfield and McCoy babies ever fall in love? The steep tilt of Lockwood’s lines sends the reader snowballing downhill, accumulating pieces of the scenery with every turn. The poems’ subject is the natural world, but their images would never occur in nature. This book is serious and funny at the same time, like a big grave with a clown lying in it.

Grandma Wishes

Grandma Wishes
Author: Julia Lobo
Publisher: Love You Always
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2015
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781680520088

Did you know there's a special wishing star that only grandmas see? Every time a new grandchild is expected, their grandma has special hopes and dreams for her new little love. A perfect gift for a grandma shower, or a wonderful keepsake for a grandma to give her grandchild. A grandmother's wishes are revealed through animal characters that are used in place of people, to be any race, gender, or age. Collect all the books in the Love You Always series from Cottage Door Press. - 10 board pages are just right for even the littlest "readers" - Grandma wishes for a kind, silly, thoughtful, brave, and mindful child - The message of unconditional love is revealed in colorful, engaging illustrations - Soft rhyming text is easy to read aloud - A keepsake for generations - Collect all the books in the Love You Always series from Cottage Door Press

Owl Always Love You

Owl Always Love You
Author: Patricia Hegarty
Publisher: Tiger Tales
Total Pages: 16
Release: 2020-08-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1680106406

A cozy bedtime book with die-cut pages that takes the reader through a forest filled with tired mice, sleepy squirrels, and other nighttime animals. Share cuddles of love with your little one with this cozy bedtime book! This engaging offering takes readers on a journey through a forest filled with tired and tiny field mice, sleepy squirrels, and other nighttime animals. With a die-cut on each page that figures into the story line.

This is Owl

This is Owl
Author: Libby Walden
Publisher: Little Tiger Press
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2023
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781838915520

WINNER OF THE BOOKTRUST STORYTIME PRIZE 2020 This is Owl. Have you met? No? Well let me introduce you... With flaps and interactive play, this humorous title will have you clapping and flapping along!

Llama Llama Red Pajama

Llama Llama Red Pajama
Author: Anna Dewdney
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 33
Release: 2018-09-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0451480635

Llama, Llama red pajama waiting, waiting for his mama. Mama isn't coming yet. Baby Llama starts to fret. Anna Dewdney's classic tale of nighttime drama has been charming readers for over a decade. Now everyone's favorite Llama Llama who wants his Mama is available in a lap board book format. These infectious rhymes and oversized board book pages are perfect for bedtime reading anywhere, anytime!

Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls

Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls
Author: David Sedaris
Publisher: Little, Brown
Total Pages: 195
Release: 2013-04-23
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0316125687

A guy walks into a bar car and... From here the story could take many turns. When this guy is David Sedaris, the possibilities are endless, but the result is always the same: he will both delight you with twists of humor and intelligence and leave you deeply moved. Sedaris remembers his father's dinnertime attire (shirtsleeves and underpants), his first colonoscopy (remarkably pleasant), and the time he considered buying the skeleton of a murdered Pygmy. With Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls, David Sedaris shows once again why his work has been called "hilarious, elegant, and surprisingly moving" (Washington Post).

Stuffed Animals

Stuffed Animals
Author: Abigail Patner Glassenberg
Publisher: Union Square & Company
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2013
Genre: Animals in art
ISBN: 9781454703648

This technique-filled workshop for creating soft toys, with 16 projects and 52 lessons, covers everything from the basics to advanced construction elements.

The Not So Sleepy Owl

The Not So Sleepy Owl
Author: Natasha Moutinho
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2018-05-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781717582348

Join Rudy the Owl as he goes on an adventure to find friends who are awake at night This gentle and fun book tells a story about the different types of animals and whether they are awake during the day or night! An excellent early introduction to nocturnal and diurnal animals! Watch how Rudy discovers who he is and makes friends in the process! Learn from Rudy as he: Discovers other nocturnal animals Discovers animal sleeping patterns Discovers who he is And makes new friends! FREE coloring book of The Not So Sleepy Owl inside! Don't wait, grab your copy today and enjoy this fun and exciting story with your child!