The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes
Author: Gordon Hideaki Nagai
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 118
Release: 2016-05-10
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1612435904

A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book
Author: Hugh Murmie
Publisher:
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2020-05-10
Genre:
ISBN:

New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition)

The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection (The Heirloom Edition)
Author: Editors of Cider Mill Press
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 286
Release: 2021-05-25
Genre: Family & Relationships
ISBN: 1646431359

The complete collection of the World's Greatest Dad Jokes is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe The World's Greatest Dad Jokes: The Complete Collection is here, with more puns, quips, and corny one-liners than ever that are sure to get eyes rolling. With hundreds of jokes that will make you groan--then make you smile. This book is jam-packed with clever quips and unbearable wisecracks that are so bad, they're good. Now the dad joke aficionado in your life will never run out of puns, no matter how much you might want them to. The perfect gift for the dad who thinks he's heard them all, this book is sure to add even more jokes to his repertoire, for better or worse.

Dad Jokes for Kids

Dad Jokes for Kids
Author: Jimmy Niro
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages: 84
Release: 2020-05-05
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1728205271

Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.

The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes

The Little Book of Ultimate Dad Jokes
Author: Orange Hippo!
Publisher: OH
Total Pages: 193
Release: 2024-05-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 180069640X

Dad's Time to Shine! War. Work. Wives. Brexit. Cost of living. Cholesterol. In-laws. Lost youth. Kids. The list of things that make poor ol' Dad sad, tired and frustrated these days is growing by the minute, each one worse than the next. Dads have never been so unhappy, tired, stressed and overworked. Look at him – he looks terrible. He needs a break! While this may be terrible news for mums, grandparents and children, the return of dad jokes is the good news that all Dads needed to hear. It's packed with all the pun-tificating and funny feels Dads need to cheer them up... and get those laugh-out-loud groans they so desperately need to keep them operational. With more than 175 killer jokes (barely) contained within this tiny tome, this little book is so powerful with wholesome fatherly humour it will send the family packing to the in-laws in no time, just as Dad deserves. Job done. You're welcome. Why should you never trust stairs? Because they're always up to something.

RAD DAD JOKES - so gosh darn funny your socks will fall down

RAD DAD JOKES - so gosh darn funny your socks will fall down
Author: Venti Vinny
Publisher: VENTI VINNY
Total Pages: 134
Release: 2022-12-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN:

Super Fun Collection!! Over 800+ Super Rad Dad Jokes for Every Dad Joke Book Lover, the Perfect Gift for All Ages! Overloaded with Terribly Amazing, Family-Friendly Groans, Chuckles, Knee-Slapping, Sock-Falling Belly Laughs. (Humor Joke Kid Adult Family Book Collection) Dad Jokes, Joke Book, Father, Dad, Son, Daughter, Rad What’s more amusing than watching your dad repeat the same ole jokes year after year and watch the room squirm uncomfortably because they are just that bad...or good? You’ve heard that joke so many times you can repeat it word for word. Who doesn’t love Dad jokes?!? We definitely love our dad for telling punny one-liners and making him think he has quite the gift of gab…and jab. Gift your dad the ultimate book to polish up his storyteller skills and have the room in tears – because they can’t take it anymore! Dad Jokes are the best! This collection will get Dad’s creative juices flowing and he’ll love these corny, off the wall puns and riddles. So, sit back and watch him take immense pleasure in seeing people laugh (and groan) from the blatant simplicity of a few crafty words. You look at him, sigh, and all you can say is, “That’s MY Dad?”

Ultimate Book of Jokes

Ultimate Book of Jokes
Author: Scott McNeely
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 348
Release: 2012-01-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1452113157

Whether you re making a toast at a wedding, trying to break the ice at a party, or just want to make your boss giggle, the Ultimate Book of Jokes is the first and last resource you'll ever need. From road-crossing chickens and classic knock knock jokes to the naughty, nice, and totally soused, no subject goes unmocked in this collection of over 1,500 jokes, packaged in a deluxe embossed board cover with 2-color line art throughout. Scott McNeeley, author of Ultimate Book of Card Games, mined decades worth of jokes to find chuckle-inducing punch lines for joke lovers of all stripes from yo mamma aficionados to naughty limerick connoisseurs.

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
Author: Kathi Wagner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 465
Release: 2019-09-10
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1250238692

A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!

The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes

The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes
Author: David Minkoff
Publisher: Portico
Total Pages: 415
Release: 2013-04-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1909396257

This is, quite simply, the most comprehensive collection of Jewish jokes, ever! The author has sourced over 1000 jokes and witty anecdotes that will have your sides splitting. With topics ranging from Rabbis to relationships; hairdressers to honeymoons; Bar Mitzvahs to bodybuilders; and from shopping, dating and in-laws to miracles, Viagra and chutzpah - and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them. This unique book also contains jokes for children, a compatability test for dating couples, humourous quips that can be used in speeches for special occasions, and a generous sprinkling of naughtier jokes.