The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book

by Unearthed Books
The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book
Author: Unearthed Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 150
Release: 2011-05-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781461150916
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Sick, twisted and totally wrong. The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book is 100% all new jokes for 2011! The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book has everything and then some. Celebrities, Government Officials, Corporations, no one is safe from this outrageous parody of grotesqueness that is strewn thru the pages of this hilarious book. It has everything inside you could ever need when dealing with a dead baby. It has survival tactics, recipes, sex tips, storing tips, eating tips and last but not least, what to do when the police find you with a dead baby! Everything and anything you could possibly think of to do with a dead baby is in the pages of this book. It answers all of the deep questions below and then some! How many dead babies do you need to throw at a bear to keep it from attacking you? What's the perfect time to serve dead baby to your family? How many dead babies can you give to your lover on Valentines Day? When is the Government going to finish their cybernetic dead baby robot fighting competition and will it save the economy? What's the exchange rate for different dead babies in different countries? Which celebrities used dead babies for inspiration? How many dead babies helped write the Declaration of Independence? What did Albert Einstein do with a dead baby? Everything you ever wondered and needed to know about Dead Babies is answered in this book. This is is the guide you need. This is... The Ultimate Dead Baby Joke Book!

The Ultimate Dead Baby Cookbook

by Unearthed Books
The Ultimate Dead Baby Cookbook
Author: Unearthed Books
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 178
Release: 2012-08-01
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9781478313014
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THE ULTIMATE DEAD BABY COOKBOOK is filled to the gills with all new recipes for 2012 and 2013! Appetizers, Blended Drinks, Breakfast Dishes, Lunch, Entrees and Desserts! With recipes from all over the globe, reaching far off countries like Vietnam and China to our back yard of Britain, Scotland and Ireland! It tells you everything you ever needed to know; to cook and serve a dead baby to your friends and family! Actual recipes, you can really use, even if you?re out of dead baby. Just pick a different meat like puppy or kitten to substitute and viola! Your friends and family will be thrilled to know, you're cooking for them using... The Ultimate Dead Baby Cookbook! Let Master Chef: Stephanzoe Orib of the infamous Flower of Flesh and Blood Restaurant in Okinawa Japan, take you on a dead baby, tasting thrill ride of different dead baby cuisine from around the world! The only thing, Master Chef Orib refuses to do, is show you his techniques of sashimi and sushi, using dead and sometimes live, babies. For that, you must visit The Flower of Flesh and Blood in Okinawa, Japan! I guarantee you, the best this world has to offer in fresh succulent baby eating. Everything you ever wondered and needed to know about Dead Babies is answered in this book. This is is the cookbook you need. This is... The Ultimate Dead Baby Cookbook! AWARDS and CONSTESTS WON: Chef of the Year Award: Bangkok Puppy Recipes 2012: Best Use Of Snout And Tales Cat Recipes: Achievement Award: Second Place Hong Kong: Up And Comer Award: Baby and Puppy Division Taiwanese Soup Finally: Best Use Of Garlic, Baby Lotion And Stale Children Award: 1st place Ireland: Worst Use Of Dead Babies and Potatoes: 1st place Great Britain: Worst Use Of Dead Babies in Shepard's Pie: Last Place Great Britain National Cook Off: Best Use of Dead Baby In Kidney Pie: First Place Texas International Chili Cook Off: 3rd Place, For Most Inventive Chili Tokyo's Tasty Fleshy Happy Time Award: 2nd place Matsuda's Funky Tasty Spitty Chewy Award: 1st place Dead Baby Quarterly: Master Chef Award For All Time Greatness

The Worst Dead Baby Jokes of All Time

by Oliver Gaspirtz
The Worst Dead Baby Jokes of All Time
Author: Oliver Gaspirtz
Publisher: Westhoff Publishing
Total Pages: 114
Release: 2017-03-19
Genre: Humor
ISBN:
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Are you a self-righteous political correctness crusader? Looking for the next big thing to get all outraged over? Do you plan on being highly offended by this book? Remember, just because you find dead baby jokes insensitive and offensive doesn't mean you have the right to ruin the fun for everyone else. Think of it this way: Just because you have a nut allergy, you don't get to ruin the Peanuts movie for everyone else. These are just jokes. Terribly tasteless jokes. But just jokes nonetheless. You know, Freedom of Speech and what not. No actual babies were harmed during the making of this book. So don't get your politically correct panties in a knot. Relax, take a deep breath, and allow yourself to laugh. I won't tell anybody what a sick puppy you are. It'll be our little secret. It's ok to laugh at terrible jokes. Really. (More about that at the end of this book.) Gaspirtz

How to Remember Jokes

by Philip Van Munching
How to Remember Jokes
Author: Philip Van Munching
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Total Pages: 148
Release: 1997-01-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780761107347
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Provides a simple mnemonic method for remembering jokes and includes sample jokes in various categories

Based on a True Story

by Norm Macdonald
Based on a True Story
Author: Norm Macdonald
Publisher: Random House
Total Pages: 241
Release: 2016-09-20
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0812993632
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “Driving, wild and hilarious” (The Washington Post), here is the incredible “memoir” of the legendary actor, gambler, raconteur, and Saturday Night Live veteran. When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”

Truly Tasteless Jokes

by Blanche Knott
Truly Tasteless Jokes
Author: Blanche Knott
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 122
Release: 1985-05-12
Genre:
ISBN: 0345329201
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The original is back. TRULY TASTELESS JOKES took America by storm and made it laugh at itself. It's all in here, disgusting, repulsive, cruel, and just plain tasteless jokes and stories that will make you smile, laugh, or groan--and love every minute of it.

A Matter of Loaf and Death

by Penny Worms
A Matter of Loaf and Death
Author: Penny Worms
Publisher:
Total Pages: 87
Release: 2008-11
Genre: Bakers
ISBN: 9781405244466
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Wallace and Gromit star as bakers who fall foul of a baker-bashing cereal killer!

The Amazing Joke Book

by Joel (Writer) Jessup
The Amazing Joke Book
Author: Joel (Writer) Jessup
Publisher:
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2019-04
Genre:
ISBN: 9781788886390
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Truck Drivers Joke Book

by Chester Croker
Truck Drivers Joke Book
Author: Chester Croker
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2019-02-04
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781795313803
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If you're looking for trucker jokes and funny truck driver jokes you've certainly come to the right place. Brand new in January 2019, these truckers jokes will have you laughing out loud. Some of the jokes are old, but some of them are new, and they will make you smile that's for sure. While we don't want to plug them too much, we hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best truck driver jokes and puns. Hopefully they won't drive you around the bend. This will make a great gift too, so buy it now!