Ultimate Kids Joke Book

Ultimate Kids Joke Book
Author: Joke Books for Kids
Publisher: Joke Books for Kids
Total Pages: 72
Release: 2018-05-29
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1984877194

What do you call an apple with gas? A tooty fruity! Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day! Are you ready for a gut-busting good time? Give the gift of laughter with The Ultimate Kids Joke Book. Over 300 clean jokes will have you rolling on the floor laughing with family and friends of all ages!

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book

The Ultimate Dad Joke Book
Author: Hugh Murmie
Publisher:
Total Pages: 108
Release: 2020-05-10
Genre:
ISBN:

New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

The Ultimate Kid's Joke Book

The Ultimate Kid's Joke Book
Author: Peter Coup
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
Total Pages: 191
Release: 2013-03-25
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1782122702

We can't possibly play football out there - the pitch is wet through! I know - the first years have been doing dribbling practise all morning! This hilarious bumper book includes over 1000 jokes. Packed with sparkling rib-ticklers and dozens of cartoons, it includes all the best joke themes, including: • Knock knock jokes • School and teacher jokes • Funny foods • Ghosts and ghouls • Space and aliens It promises to keep young readers laughing for hours!

The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook

The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook
Author: Ian Black
Publisher: Black & White Publishing
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2007-10-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1845028570

If there's one thing that sets Weegies apart, it's our sense of humour. Come crisis time, we not only laugh in the face of danger, but we spit on its shadow, follow it around, and occasionally set about it. Take John Smeaton, the baggage handler who clobbered the Glasgow Airport terrorists. He showed the kind of heroism, down-to-earth decency and self-deprecating humour that we all aspire to, and it turned him into an instant worldwide icon. Mere houses after he'd banjoed the terrorists the jokes started. Some of them are in here. "This is Glasgow. We'll set about ye." Got the t-shirt yet? Bin Laden's got one. And he's not coming back, at least not on John's shift. As well as paying homage to El Smeato, The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook is a collection of stories, jokes and anecdotes about the things that make us laugh - ourselves mostly. You are either on the Glesca bus or you're not. Welcome aboard.

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!
Author: Kathi Wagner
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Total Pages: 465
Release: 2019-09-10
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1250238692

A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!

Extremely Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Extremely Good Clean Jokes for Kids
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2001-01-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 0736935762

With sales in the millions backing him up, Bob Phillips proves that kids—and parents—love good, clean joke books! The laughter never ends as kids share juicy jokes, quacky quips, and zany zappers.

I'm Completely Joking

I'm Completely Joking
Author: Tom E. Moffatt
Publisher: Tom E. Moffatt
Total Pages: 1026
Release: 2024-03-23
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1738618439

Get the giggles now! Unleash endless laughter with I’m Completely Joking, an unparalleled 5-in-1 collection jam-packed with over 2,000 original jokes. From the timeless ring of Funny Knock-Knock Jokes to the clever quips of I’m Joking, Genius, this anthology is your ultimate source of side-splitting humour. Complete with 100 never-seen-before original jokes, I’m Completely Joking will make you the hero of humour at any gathering. Fun categories: Dip in and out at ease with 100 engaging topics to choose from. Hilarious illustrations: Entertaining artwork by award-winning illustrator, Paul Beavis, on every page. Joke-telling tips: Sprinkled with bite-sized tips to help you squeeze more laughs from your audience. The ultimate gift: Give laughter for years to come with this must-have addition to any bookshelf. Guaranteed Giggles: Whether you’re eight or ninety-eight, this laughter compendium guarantees a chuckle on every page. This amazing 5-in-1-collection includes: Funny Knock-Knock Jokes: 400+ Clean Jokes for Kids I’m Joking: 500+ Original Jokes for Kids I’m Seriously Joking: 500+ Seriously Funny Jokes for Kids I’m Joking, Genius: 500+ Big-Brain Jokes for Clever Folks I’m Completely Joking: 100 brand new original jokes Why did the dog sniff the computer? To see if its email had scent What weighs four tonnes and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant Knock-knock, Who’s there? Howler Howler who? Howler remember all these great jokes? What happened when lion went in an elevator? There was an uproar How did the mountain know what was on the other side? It had a peak It’s time to get the giggles with this complete collection.

Controlling Your Emotions Before They Control You

Controlling Your Emotions Before They Control You
Author: Bob Phillips
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2001-03-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 0736949895

The roller-coaster of emotional turmoil can be devastating. Fear, anger, and stress take their toll, and families are hurt, job performance suffers, and self-esteem plummets. Is there hope? In this hands-on guide, readers will find practical help in: dealing with depression, overcoming bitterness, understanding feelings, forgiving others, and praising God in the midst of problems. True stories, emotional evaluations, personality charts, and biblical counsel make this book understandable and interesting. (Formerly What to Do Until the Psychiatrist Comes.)

Good Housekeeping The Ultimate Kids Christmas Book

Good Housekeeping The Ultimate Kids Christmas Book
Author: Good Housekeeping
Publisher: Hearst Home & Hearst Home Kids
Total Pages: 194
Release: 2023-10-17
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 1958395986

Hundreds of ways for kids 8 to 12 to celebrate Christmas including tree decorating, baking cookies and treats making fun & easy holiday crafts ‘Tis the season to bake, craft, and celebrate! This kid-approved big book of Christmas ideas was created by the editors and Test Kitchen chefs at Good Housekeeping and is filled with super fun projects, recipes and activities that will keep kids enchanted (and busy!) all season long. Three chapters highlight holiday essentials —celebrating (Plan a Christmas movie marathon!), crafting (Discover creative gift wrapping and make a gift for everyone on your list!), and dozens of simple sweets. (Cookies for Santa Claus? We’ve got you covered!) Inside the ultimate holiday playbook for kids you'll find: Festive traditions from around the world to share with friends and family (Why do we decorate trees? What’s the story behind St. Nick?) Super-fun activities (Plan a Christmas movie marathon! Make your own advent calendar! Go on a holiday scavenger hunt! Create a Christmas time capsule with the family! ) Cute crafts you can make all on your own like DIY ornaments, garlands, and stockings. Recipes for yummy holiday treats—cookies, cakes, and of course, hot chocolate! This jam-packed book will keep you and your kids entertained this holiday and for many more to come.