The Best Worst Poet Ever
| Author | : Lauren Stohler |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 50 |
| Release | : 2020-08-04 |
| Genre | : Juvenile Fiction |
| ISBN | : 153444629X |
Furry rivals Cat and Pug have a rhyme-riddled showdown in this hilarious and delightfully quirky picture book about the joys of writing poetry—playfully imagined by the creator of social media sensation Inkpug! There once was a Pug and a Cat Who engaged in a poetic spat… Cat and Pug are each determined to become the World’s Best Poet, no matter what it takes. Whether they’re writing sonnets to sundaes or typing ballads with their butts, they will stop at nothing to outwit, out-write, and out-verse each other. But perhaps there is an even greater prize to be had: Can these two rivals discover the wonderful joy of writing…together?
The Hatred of Poetry
| Author | : Ben Lerner |
| Publisher | : Macmillan |
| Total Pages | : 97 |
| Release | : 2016-06-07 |
| Genre | : History |
| ISBN | : 0865478201 |
"The novelist and poet Ben Lerner argues that our hatred of poetry is ultimately a sign of its nagging relevance"--
B Is for Bad Poetry
| Author | : Pamela August Russell |
| Publisher | : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc. |
| Total Pages | : 136 |
| Release | : 2009 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 9781402767876 |
A hysterical collection of bad poetry. It includes such work as: "Tea For Two" ("A Tragedy"); "Nietzsche And The Ice-Cream Truck"; "Capitalism Can Fall Not Like I Fell For You"; "Inappropriately Touched By An Angel"; and, "Love Is Like A Toilet Bowl."
Very Bad Poetry
| Author | : Kathryn Petras |
| Publisher | : Vintage |
| Total Pages | : 145 |
| Release | : 1997-03-25 |
| Genre | : Humor |
| ISBN | : 0679776222 |
Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence. The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to Matthew Green's "The Spleen" to Georgia Bailey Parrington's misguided "An Elegy to a Dissected Puppy", they mangle meter, run rampant over rhyme, and bludgeon us into insensibility with their grandiosity, anticlimax, and malapropism. Guaranteed to move even the most stoic reader to tears (of laughter), Very Bad Poetry is sure to become a favorite of the poetically inclined (and disinclined).
William McGonagall
| Author | : Chris Hunt |
| Publisher | : Birlinn |
| Total Pages | : 618 |
| Release | : 2011-06-14 |
| Genre | : Poetry |
| ISBN | : 0857900730 |
William McGonagall was born in Edinburgh in 1830. His father was a poor hand-loom weaver, and his work took his family to Glasgow, then to Dundee. William attended school for eighteen months before the age of seven, and received no further formal education. Later, as a mill worker, he used to read books in the evening, taking great interest in Shakespeare's plays. In 1877, McGonagall suddenly discovered himself 'to be a poet'. Since then, thousands of people the world over have enjoyed the verse of Scotland's alternative national poet. This volume brings together the three famous collections – Poetic Gems, More Poetic Gems and Last Poetic Gems, and also includes an introduction by Chris Hunt, the webmaster of the McGonagall website www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk, indexes of poem titles and first lines, and features the first publication of McGonagall's only play, Jack o' the Cudgel, written in 1886 but not performed publicly until 2002.
Adultolescence
| Author | : Gabbie Hanna |
| Publisher | : Simon and Schuster |
| Total Pages | : 256 |
| Release | : 2017-09-19 |
| Genre | : Poetry |
| ISBN | : 1501178334 |
Comedian Gabbie Hanna brings levity to the twists and turns of modern adulthood in this exhilarating debut collection of illustrated poetry. In poems ranging from the singsong rhythms of children’s verses to a sophisticated confessional style, Gabbie explores what it means to feel like a kid and an adult all at once, revealing her own longings, obsessions, and insecurities along the way. Adultolescence announces the arrival of a brilliant new voice with a magical ability to connect through alienation, cut to the profound with internet slang, and detonate wickedly funny jokes between moments of existential dread. You’ll turn to the last page because you get her, and you’ll return to the first because she gets you.
William Mcgonagall
| Author | : William Topaz McGonagall |
| Publisher | : Clipper Audio |
| Total Pages | : |
| Release | : 2013-06-01 |
| Genre | : |
| ISBN | : 9781471233432 |
For over a hundred years, William McGonagall (1830-1902) has been CLIPPER almost universally recognised as the worst poet in English. Utterly convinced of his genius, he remained untroubled by any worrisome self-doubt, despite the mockery of his audiences. This collection brings together some of his best-known works (The Tay Bridge Disaster, The Battle of Tel-el-Kebir), some lesser-known gems (Beecham's Pills, The Faithful Dog Fido), and some autobiographical writings that tell of his ill-fated trip to Balmoral, of his much-fêted performance as Macbeth (in which he was so popular he decided not to die), and why publicans threw peas at him.
This Is My Beloved
| Author | : Walter Benton |
| Publisher | : Knopf |
| Total Pages | : 43 |
| Release | : 2012-08-15 |
| Genre | : Poetry |
| ISBN | : 0307805131 |
“Never before has the delight and wonder experienced in young love, in which is implicit physical discovery, been conveyed with such touching honesty or with rhapsody so involving unconscious pathos. Those who seek to drag any honest writing through the gutters of their own minds will do the same with this. Those who are not afraid of the strange miracle of life will understand this brave verse.” —William Rose Benét
