There's a Monster in My Bathroom

There's a Monster in My Bathroom
Author: Ronnie E. Smith
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2016-05-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781532766923

Ever since Nicholas and his family moved into their bigger - but much older - home, he has suspected that the noises coming from his bathroom aren't caused by faulty plumbing or old age...but something more menacing. Young readers will enjoy this cute adventure and will learn with Nicholas just what really in his bathroom is making all those scary noises. "There's a Monster in My Bathroom" is the very first book in the Monster Mystery Series which is all about cute, captivating bedtime stories which are not only intended to entertain young kids between the ages of 4 to 8, but also to help them learn to read or increase reading fluency through the rhyming canter style I'll incorporate into each book. Though each story will be monster themed, the monsters will be cute and non-threatening, whether real or imagined.

There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom

There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom
Author: Louis Sachar
Publisher: Yearling
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2011-06-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 0307797112

The beloved bestseller from Newbery Medalist and National Book Award winner Louis Sachar (Holes), with a brand-new cover! “Give me a dollar or I’ll spit on you.” That’s Bradley Chalkers for you. He’s the oldest kid in the fifth grade. He tells enormous lies. He picks fights with girls, and the teachers say he has serious behavior problems. No one likes him—except Carla, the new school counselor. She thinks Bradley is sensitive and generous, and she even enjoys his far-fetched stories. Carla knows that Bradley could change, if only he weren’t afraid to try. But when you feel like the most hated kid in the whole school, believing in yourself can be the hardest thing in the world. . . .

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)

There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts (Fart Monster and Friends)
Author: Tim Miller
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2012-11-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1743096682

From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian

Toilet Terror

Toilet Terror
Author: Elizabeth Winfrey
Publisher: HarperTorch
Total Pages: 128
Release: 1996-07-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780061064265

Flushing her chemistry experiment down the toilet just before her brother flushes his dead goldfish, Ellie is horrified when a sinister creature emerges from the plumbing and seeks to take over the bathroom. Original.

Swamp Monster in Third Grade

Swamp Monster in Third Grade
Author: Debbie Dadey
Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks
Total Pages: 79
Release: 2002
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780439424417

As the new kid in the third grade, Jake seems pretty weird to the other students, and Jake isn't quite sure why he changed from a swamp monster to a kid--he just wants to be his scaly self again. Original.

Hungry Monsters

Hungry Monsters
Author: Matt Mitter
Publisher: Studio Fun International
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2008-08-05
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780794413057

What do hungry monsters eat? It all depends on where they are. In this laugh-out-loud, colorful pop-up board book, monsters under the bed eat things like red underwear, those in the bathroom enjoy bath soap and yellow duckies, and attic monsters just love old books and umbrellas. Kids will have a ball reading the silly rhymes and opening the monsters’ mouth to find a surprise pop-up of what’s inside. What’s more, Hungry Monsters also focuses on teaching children the early learning skill of recognizing colors. This adorable fun book is the perfect follow up to Party Animals (ISBN 0794412130). Kids will have a ball reading the silly rhymes and opening the monsters’ mouths to find out what’s inside while learning the early skill of color recognition. • Teaches the early learning skill of color recognition! • Fun, interactive pop-up flaps on every spread! • Adorable illustrations!

There's a Monster in My Fridge

There's a Monster in My Fridge
Author: Caryl Hart
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Children's
Total Pages: 24
Release: 2015-10-08
Genre:
ISBN: 9780857076120

This fun split page book is full of scary monsters - doing silly things! A hilarious story from Caryl Hart with lovable yet atmospheric illustrations from Deborah Allwright, bestselling illustrator of The Night Pirates.

Promise of Shelter

Promise of Shelter
Author: Robyn Sarah
Publisher: The Porcupine's Quill
Total Pages: 132
Release: 1997
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780889841925

What a treat it is to read stories that do not seek to reduce the complexity of our lives or the ambiguities of our relationships, intriguing stories that are profound without being heavy. There are eight stories here, some very short, others long, and all worth reading, pondering and then rereading.

Excuse Me Waiter, but There’S a Flyswatter in My Soup

Excuse Me Waiter, but There’S a Flyswatter in My Soup
Author: Fritz Fritzgerald
Publisher: Archway Publishing
Total Pages: 214
Release: 2016-10-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1480836311

Fritz Fritzgerald loves to laugh at life almost as much as he loves to laugh at himself. In his collection of endearingly humorous poems, Fritzgerald balances important topics like spirituality, love, friendship, honesty, and even mortality with equally significant and relatable issues like eating until your stomach explodes, waking up naked in a department store, and peeing in the snow. Fritzgerald, who has learned the hard way not to drink pretty paints, writes for a diverse audience that includes those with a full head of small hairs or only one giant hair; people that silently chew their gum or people that loudly gum their chew; and, most importantly, for anyone who is alive and breathing. In laugh-out-loud poems, Fritzgerald shares leftovers advice, reflects on why one should never take a cherry slushy on a roller coaster, and contemplates how to analyze Martian anatomy somewhere over Kansas when normal goes right out the window. Excuse Me Waiter, but Theres a Flyswatter in My Soup offers a compilation of funny poems that proves, once and for all, that black jellybeans are outcasts.