Who Farted Wrong?

by Syd Butler
Who Farted Wrong?
Author: Syd Butler
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2012-06
Genre:
ISBN: 9781935904205
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Bassist for Late Night with Seth Meyers and Les Savy Fav drops gorgeous, stupid, offensive and brilliant book of stories and simple drawings. "I love these drawings. Some are even as good as mine."--​​​​​​​William Wegman, Artist Owner of Frenchkiss Records, Syd Butler has a bizarre sense of humor. The stories contained within are all true blasts of flash non-fiction. It catches the artist at the highlight of his creative experimentation. Beyond being enticing bathroom fodder, this book is sure to use it's simplistic intent to rev the imagination of all creative types. Who Farted Wrong is sure to fill your mouth with the stench of pure entertainment.

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

by Jane Bexley
Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts
Author: Jane Bexley
Publisher:
Total Pages: 38
Release: 2020-11-24
Genre:
ISBN:
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Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

No One Likes a Fart

by Zoë Foster Blake
No One Likes a Fart
Author: Zoë Foster Blake
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 21
Release: 2020-01-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1524791903
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Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Museum of Mistakes

by Julia Wertz
Museum of Mistakes
Author: Julia Wertz
Publisher:
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2014
Genre: Brooklyn (New York, N.Y.)
ISBN: 9780978656966
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In 2004, Julia Wertz began a series of funny, irreverent autobiographical comics she called "The Fart Party." After posting these comics online to acclaim and controversy, she eventually started collecting these comics as self-published minis which found their way to Atomic Books in Baltimore, who thought they ought to be collected into a proper book so as to garner Julia more laughs and hate mail. As these things go, the first volume was so successful, there was a second volume. Both are now out of print, but Museum of Mistakes collects them into one book, plus numerous pages of Julia's early comic work, unpublished and/or previously uncollected comics, short stories, illustrations, process pages, hate mail, sketchbook pages, tear stains and more.

Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

by Humor Heals Us
Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred
Author: Humor Heals Us
Publisher: Farting Adventures
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2021-01-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781637310274
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Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.

When Farts Had Colors

by Mark Lawton Thomas
When Farts Had Colors
Author: Mark Lawton Thomas
Publisher:
Total Pages: 102
Release: 2011-11
Genre:
ISBN: 9781935711186
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Don't let the title throw you off - this is a hilarious book with an anti-bully theme. When Farts Had Colors is the story of 4th grader Lance Chance who hates Mondays. This particular Monday Lance's mom coaxes Lance to school with his favorite sandwiches and a 'wish-kiss'. On his way to school Lance is tormented by "the biggest, meanest 4th grader ever to stalk the halls of Alfonso Orr Elementary School. Merry Maddox. Bully Extraordinaire..."A legend" and her posse of mayhem, the Crazy M&Ms. If having to hand over his sandwiches and perform a certain humiliating act wasn't enough, Lance gets blamed by Merry Maddox for letting out a fart so horrible it forces the entire school to evacuate. Lance runs away from school and wishes that farts had colors. "Then everyone would have known it was Merry Maddox who sent out those heat seeking missiles of doom and destruction," thinks Lance. And just like that, Lance's wish comes true. Will Lance come up with a plan to expose Merry Maddox and reveal her true colors?

Dad And Me Setting Farts Free

by Jane Bexley
Dad And Me Setting Farts Free
Author: Jane Bexley
Publisher: Independently Published
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2021-04-28
Genre:
ISBN:
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New Father's Day Gift For 2021! Does your dad fart? Of course he does! This silly rhyming story will have you bursting with laughter as the little bear tries to be just like his dad in every way, including his amazing toot power. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, rump, booty and bum. Grab this new release in time for Father's Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious (and familiar) fart situations around the house Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for dad from the kids (and kids at heart)

Fart Town

by Megan Rohrer
Fart Town
Author: Megan Rohrer
Publisher:
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2020-12-15
Genre:
ISBN:
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Fart Town is a humorous book with a big heart. The residents of Fart Town work together in intersectional ways, inspiring readers to improve the communities they live in, to love themselves (farts and all) and to help them think about solving more than one issue at a time.

Monster Fart Wars

by A. M. Shah
Monster Fart Wars
Author: A. M. Shah
Publisher:
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2017-02-14
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781943684502
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A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.