Why Cats are Assholes

Why Cats are Assholes
Author: Liz Miele
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2021-03-30
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 151075623X

Most people love cats. They’re fluffy, playful, and can be a joy to have as a companion. However, they can also be huge assholes. So what can you do? How do you deal with a roommate who always seems to be plotting to kill you? While we all love sharing adorable photos of kittens, these frisky felines are known more for marching to the beat of their own drum than abiding by the rules. From running around your home at two in the morning, knocking everything off your shelves, or taking up most of your bed, these furry critters can be immensely selfish and disrespectful to those who give them endless love and affection. Why Cats Are Assholes is up for such a challenge. From studying their history all the way back to ancient Egypt, comedian Liz Miele—the daughter of veterinarians—digests the cat psyche to try and understand why they do the things they do, and how we, as their loyal servants, can handle domestic bliss with them around. With the help of her cat Pasta, Miele breaks down the common behaviors of cats in an attempt to try and better understand their plan of attack (if there is one), as well as what we can do to better prepare ourselves. Whether you have one, two, or twelve fur babies, Why Cats Are Assholes is the ultimate guide to better understanding your pet’s behavior while taking back your home from these domesticated terrorists.

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?
Author: Dena Harris
Publisher:
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2013
Genre: Cats
ISBN: 1607744899

This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.

My Cat Is an Asshole

My Cat Is an Asshole
Author: Hank Whitefoot
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 34
Release: 2016-06-05
Genre:
ISBN: 9781532827822

Like any normal cat, Tobey wants love, affection and attention. Sometimes he shows this very well, other times he is an ass hole. Follow us on his journey as he shows his love and annoyance. You will discover how Tobey rubs his nasty lips on everything in sight, performs the one-leg salute and bugs the hell out of me.

Lazy-Ass Cats

Lazy-Ass Cats
Author: Lindsay Conner
Publisher: Mascot Books
Total Pages: 0
Release: 2017-03-07
Genre:
ISBN: 9781684010448

Trouble in Purradise? Having a catastrophic day? Unwind with the Lazy-Ass Cats Coloring Book. Whip out your colored pencilsforty clever coloring pages are ready for your artistic touch. Haven't tried coloring? You have got to be kitten me. A hilarious gift for coloring enthusiasts, cat lovers, and even people who don't know they like to color yet, the book features single-sided pages on crisp, quality paper.

Think Like a Cat

Think Like a Cat
Author: Pam Johnson-Bennett
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 434
Release: 2011-09-27
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1101552670

America's favorite cat behavior expert, author of Catwise and Cat vs. Cat, offers the most complete resource for cat owners of all stripes, now fully updated. "The queen of cat behavior" - Steve Dale, author of My Pet World Think it's impossible to train a cat? Think again! By learning how to think like a cat, you'll be amazed at just how easy it is. Whether you are a veteran cat lover, a brand-new owner of a sweet kitten, or the frustrated companion of a feline whose driving you crazy, Pam Johnson-Bennett will help you understand what makes your cat tick (as well as scratch and purr). Topics range from where to get a cat to securing a vet; from basic health care to treating more serious problems; choosing an inrresistible scratching post and avoiding litterbox problems. A comprehensive guide to cat care and training, she helps you understand the instincts that guide feline behavior. Using behavior modification and play therapy techniques, she shares successful methods that will help you and your cat build a great relationship.

Why Cats Paint

Why Cats Paint
Author: Burton Silver
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Total Pages: 162
Release: 2006
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 9781580087933

In 1994, WHY CATS PAINT took the art world and animal world by storm with its unprecedented photographic record of cat creativity. Those seminal books in feline aesthetics are now offered in new pocket-size editions filled with the best from each volume, making purrfect gifts for cat lovers and art lovers alike.Reviews"great for stocking stuffers."-Cleveland Plain Dealer

Cat Daddy

Cat Daddy
Author: Jackson Galaxy
Publisher: TarcherPerigee
Total Pages: 322
Release: 2013-05-02
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0399163808

Cat behaviorist and star of Animal Planet's hit television show "My Cat from Hell," Galaxy, a.k.a. "Cat Daddy," isn't what readers might expect for a cat expert. Yet his ability to connect with even the most troubled felines--not to mention their owners--is awe-inspiring.

100 Cats Who Changed Civilization

100 Cats Who Changed Civilization
Author: Sam Stall
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 182
Release: 2011-12-06
Genre: Pets
ISBN: 1594745889

The ultimate gift for cat lovers everywhere—100 illustrated and unbelievably true tales of the remarkable felines who made their mark on science, history, art, government, and religion. If you don’t believe that one cat has the power to alter civilization, then you’ve obviously never heard of Tibbles, the cat who single-handedly wiped out an entire species. Or Ahmedabad, a Siamese kitten who sparked riots throughout Pakistan. Or Snowball, the cat who helped to convict dozens of murderers and criminals. Or Felix, the first cat to explore outer space. These are just 4 of the 100 Cats Who Changed Civilization, and this book honors their extra-ordinary contributions to science, history, art, government, religion, and more. Here, you’ll also meet cats who… • filed a lawsuit • were slapped with a restraining order • inspired great works of literature and classical music • telephoned the police to save the life of their owner These beautifully illustrated true stories are a tribute to the intelligence, bravery, and loving nature of cats all over the world.

Assholes Need Love Too

Assholes Need Love Too
Author: S. J. Russell
Publisher:
Total Pages:
Release: 2020-03-15
Genre:
ISBN: 9780996299428

Whether you've ever known an asshole, maybe you are an asshole, or maybe you don't know you're an asshole, this book has a little something for everyone. None of the assholes featured in this book are fictional. They all hail unapologetically from New Jersey, and live in a beautiful place with absolutely nothing to complain about. They just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog.