Witch Jokes

Witch Jokes
Author: Johnny B. Laughing
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 30
Release: 2016-06-20
Genre:
ISBN: 9781534718548

Funny Witch Jokes Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about witches and Halloween. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny witch and halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy lots of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Funny witch and Halloween jokes Excellent for early and beginning readers Includes fun mazes and puzzles Lots of fun and entertainment for your child Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Jokes from this funny book... Q: What is a witch's favorite show? A: Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous! HAHA! Q: What did the young witch ask her mother? A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight? LOL! Q: What has handles and flies? A: A witch in a garbage can! HAHA! Q: What's the favorite subject of young witches in school? A: Spelling! LOL! Q: Why does a witch wear a black pointed hat? A: To keep her head warm! HAHA! Q: What do you call two witches that share a room? A: Broom-mates! This funny joke book is full of funny witch and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these Halloween laughs!

Everyday Witch A to Z

Everyday Witch A to Z
Author: Deborah Blake
Publisher: Llewellyn Worldwide
Total Pages: 123
Release: 2012-05-08
Genre: Body, Mind & Spirit
ISBN: 0738722154

Break out your broomstick, and add a spark of magick to every day! Do stuffy academic tomes on Witchcraft make you want to hide in your broom closet or cast a boredom-banishing spell? Now you can get the low-down on everything you ever wondered about Witchcraft, and it's as simple as A, B, C—sprinkled throughout with humor, flair, and a healthy dose of Witchy wisdom. Unique and fun for everyone, Everyday Witch A to Z invites you to dip into a delightful medley of magickal essentials. Whether you're just setting out on the path or looking to add extra zest to your practice, this friendly book on Witchcraft is for you. From creating and casting spells to working with stones and herbs, you will learn how magick works, what Witches do, and how you can incorporate Witchcraft into your daily life. Even Magic the Cat, the author's magickal familiar, lends a playful paw with spells and wise words of her own!

Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead

Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Joke Book Of The Living Dead
Author: Franklin Yantz
Publisher: Insults Anywhere
Total Pages: 36
Release: 2014-08-21
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

If this is your first Halloween Joke Book, we should warn you: These jokes have been known to cause heart attacks. Because there are Draculas right behind you! [sound of thunder] Alright, shake it off, that's the last time we're going to scare you. Seriously, these jokes are the finest the lab could dig up from the cemetery! Even the cover of the book is so scary that you've died from fright just now and are a ghost! Also, what's that behind you? More jokes? Oh, it's just someone drinking a bottle of sparkling water. Oh wait it's a skeleton! [sound of creaking door] So enjoy these hundreds of jokes for the whole family and don't worry about all those Draculas. Except for that one that's right behind you again! [sound of creepy music] "We pull no punches and neither should you!"

Powerful Classroom Stories from Accomplished Teachers

Powerful Classroom Stories from Accomplished Teachers
Author: Adrienne Mack-Kirschner
Publisher: Corwin Press
Total Pages: 217
Release: 2003-10-30
Genre: Education
ISBN: 1483362728

National Board Certified Teachers invite us into their classrooms to witness 70 inspiring stories, reminding us that we are not only teachers, but also parents, mentors, friends, and leaders.

Frogs & French Kisses

Frogs & French Kisses
Author: Sarah Mlynowski
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Total Pages: 306
Release: 2007-06-26
Genre: Young Adult Fiction
ISBN: 038573185X

From the New York Times bestselling author of the Whatever After series, the sequel to Bras & Broomsticks and the second book in the hilariously bewitching Magic in Manhattan series! Rachel has finally come to terms with the outrageously unfair fact that her younger sister, Miri, has inherited magical powers from their mom. But now the whole witchcraft thing is spiraling out of control. Mom is a magicaholic, Miri’s on a Save the World kick, and the one teeny tiny love spell that Rachel begged for has gone embarrassingly, horribly wrong. Suddenly, the fate of everything is in Rachel’s hands. Her family. The world. Senior prom. "I loved this book—it's even funnier than Bras & Broomsticks. More hormones, more action, more magic—more Mlynowski. What else could you want?" —E. Lockhart, author of We Were Liars and Genuine Fraud "A creative, frolicsome tale . . . Readers will find themselves quickly swept away on the broomstick of Mlynowski's second installment." —New York Post "Just as sweet and funny as its predecessor . . . wonderfully fast-paced and clever." —Booklist "Simply charming." —Publishers Weekly

Cat's Meow

Cat's Meow
Author: Robin Wainwright
Publisher: Robin Wainwright
Total Pages: 373
Release: 2016-05-05
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Irish sentinel Catlin Burchfield is a downright snob, believing his level of witchcraft ranks far above any of his peers. When an evil witch with a vendetta against his brethren wreaks havoc amongst other witches, Catlin is sent to America to uncover the witch's vile plan. To his utter disbelief and dismay, Catlin finds himself in over his head and cursed by the witch's powers. Crossing paths with a novice witch, Kathleen Mallery, is Catlin's only saving grace. To think a witch-in-training could save an expert like him is ludicrous, but she does just that. As Kathleen and Catlin search for the evil sorceress, they realize they've got more than magic between them. As their desire increases, so does the danger lurking in every corner. Can Catlin and Kathleen find a way to stop the vengeful witch before it's too late or will their magic end with evil's final revenge?

Betty & Veronica Double Digest #184

Betty & Veronica Double Digest #184
Author: Archie Superstars
Publisher: Archie Comic Publications
Total Pages: 144
Release: 2022
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1627380841

It's a fairy tale with double vision as Betty and Veronica cast themselves in a "A Tale of Two Cinderellas" as Cinderbetty and Cinderonica! Who will win Prince Archibald's heart? Then, Betty & Veronica become the "Action Faction," going full steam ahead to help local businesses. Meanwhile, Betty and Veronica must work together to fend off bike chicks hailing Archie as their hero for turning "The Riverdale Express" railroad tracks into a bike trail. PLUS: Other new and classic tales!