Insults Every Man Should Know

Insults Every Man Should Know
Author: Nick Mamatas
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2011-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594745242

A pocket-sized gift book guide to the best hard-hitting insults for every occasion. This handy little book is packed with insulting gestures, backhanded compliments, comebacks, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more! Including: • Insulting Someone’s Intelligence • Insulting Someone’s Sexual Prowess • Insults for the Office • Insults on Game Day • Insults throughout History • Insults from around the World

Quotes Every Man Should Know

Quotes Every Man Should Know
Author: Nick Mamatas
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 146
Release: 2013-08-13
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 1594746567

This pocket-size gift book is a thinking man's arsenal of quotes, quips, and comebacks filled with wit, insight, and genius. Perfect for the guy who knows everything and wants the words to match! This little book offers in-depth investigations into "who said what," counterquotes for common clichés, and tips for citing sayings without sounding stupid. Never be at a loss for words again! Includes quotes from: · Aristotle · Abraham Lincoln · Nelson Mandela · George Carlin · And more!

Rude Insults Every Man Should Know

Rude Insults Every Man Should Know
Author: Jason S Jones
Publisher: Han Global Trading Pte Limited
Total Pages: 156
Release: 2020-10-12
Genre:
ISBN: 9781702916813

Guess what an elevator can do that you guys can't? Raise a family. You need to know a few insults. Sometimes, the best response is a quick retort that should leave your listener speechless. You should be able to say, "Your Mama is so bald, you can read her mind" and end the conversation right there. This book is packed with lots of insults that are suitable for different occasions. Advantages of knowing more insults: 1. Weighs heavier than a punch 2. Might be useful as a president 3. Helps in discovering true friends 4. Great exercise for the mouth The smart people will probably click "Buy Now" and start reading. There, did I insult you? Hope I didn't. Jason S. Jones.

Stuff Every Man Should Know

Stuff Every Man Should Know
Author: Brett Cohen
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2010-03-01
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 159474470X

Packed with tips, tricks, and life hacks, this pocket-sized guide is the perfect gift for the modern man With chapters on domestic life, personal appearance, etiquette and socializing, business and pleasure, love and relationships, and health and wellness, it’s the ultimate little black book for men of all ages. You’ll find all the answers in a concise but comprehensive pocket-sized package. This handy reference guide features everything the modern man should know (but might not), including: • How to Cast a Fishing Rod • How to Open a Beer Bottle Without an Opener • How to Ask for a Raise • How to Start a Simple Skincare Routine • How to Make Friends as an Adult • How to Entertain Children Plus wardrobe essentials, advice on car maintenance, how to start a conversation in 5 languages, exercise tips, grilling instructions, and much, much more!

Jokes Every Man Should Know

Jokes Every Man Should Know
Author: Don Steinberg
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2010-03-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594744696

This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke

Insulting English

Insulting English
Author: Peter Novobatzky
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Total Pages: 182
Release: 2001-06-09
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1429979003

At last, a compendium of ingeniously insulting words for every occasion. For anyone who's been stymied by the level of sloth, bad looks and low intelligence of his fellow man (and woman), help is on the way. You can't change the tiresome creatures around you, but now you can describe them behind their backs with pleasing specificity. Yes, Insulting English is a user's guide to little-known and much-needed words that include: Gubbertush: Buck-toothed person Hogminny: A depraved young woman Nihilarian: Person with a meaningless job Pursy: Fat and short of breath Scombroid: Resembling a mackerel Tumbrel: A person who is drunk to the point of vomiting These and many other gems from our colorful mother tongue are collected on these pages. Now every gink, knipperdollin, and grizely dunderwhelp can be called by his rightful name.

Insults Every Man Should Know

Insults Every Man Should Know
Author: Nick Mamatas
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 148
Release: 2011-11-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594745331

A pocket-sized gift book guide to the best hard-hitting insults for every occasion. This handy little book is packed with insulting gestures, backhanded compliments, comebacks, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more! Including: • Insulting Someone’s Intelligence • Insulting Someone’s Sexual Prowess • Insults for the Office • Insults on Game Day • Insults throughout History • Insults from around the World

When Good Men Get Angry

When Good Men Get Angry
Author: Bill Perkins
Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
Total Pages: 173
Release: 2011-11-01
Genre: Religion
ISBN: 1414335393

Be honest, guys: Have you ever made a foolish or harmful decision when angry? Have you ever said or done something in the heat of the moment that you wish you could take back? Or do you tend to keep your anger hidden, choosing to bury the feeling and hoping it just goes away? No matter how often you get angry, or how you express it, Bill Perkins (best-selling author of When Good Men Are Tempted and 6 Rules Every Man Must Break) has written this book to provide you with the insight and biblical strategy you need to deal with this crucial issue (as well as help for the women in your life who are walking through the anger with you). Illustrated with research-based statistics and real-life stories of men who have successfully dealt with anger, When Good Men Get Angry explores the foundations of anger—what it is, where it comes from, how Jesus expressed it, and how the new and good man in you can control it.

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know
Author: Doogie Horner
Publisher: Quirk Books
Total Pages: 147
Release: 2010-01-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1594744688

The ultimate collection of racy, ribald, and downright hilarious humor that makes a great gift! This pocket-sized compendium of the crude and coarse contains all the jokes a man needs to crack wise. From the suggestive to the salacious, this book compiles the greatest dirty jokes of all time, including: • The One about the Factory Worker Who Made Love with a Pickle Slicer • The One about the Flea, the Flight Attendant, and the Airplane Restroom • The One about Father O’Mally’s Sunday Night Bath • The One about the Cowboy and the Lesbian