Pretty Good Joke Book

by Garrison Keillor

Author	: Garrison Keillor
Publisher	: Blackstone Publishing
Total Pages	:
Release	: 2021-08-10
Genre	: Humor
ISBN	:

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Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

Royal Jokes for Kids

by G Nyla Phillips

Author	: G Nyla Phillips
Publisher	:
Total Pages	: 42
Release	: 2020-01-25
Genre	:
ISBN	:

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If you love monarchs and having a good laugh, you'll enjoy these Royal Jokes. This royal joke book has been created for all kids between the ages of 7 and 12. They'll enjoy having jokes to share that are all themed around kings, queens, princes and princesses. These jokes are clean and kind. Read jokes about English history, rulers, fictional royalty, and reigning sovereigns. Q: Why doesn't the Queen replace the old throne? A: Because royal chairs are rarely throne out. Q: What kind of weather does a queen usually prefer? A: Reign! Q: Why is a well-attended prince like a book? A: Because he has so many pages! This book includes royal riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. The very last page has a bonus joke! The questions are on the front facing pages and the answers are on the back of each question page so that the reader does not see the answers right away. All pages are colourful and each joke is beautifully illustrated. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!

Old Jews Telling Jokes

by Sam Hoffman

Author	: Sam Hoffman
Publisher	: Villard
Total Pages	: 258
Release	: 2010-09-07
Genre	: Humor
ISBN	: 0345522451

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A grasshopper walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender looked at him and said, “You know we have a drink named after you?” The grasshopper replied, “You have a drink named Stanley?” Schtick happens. For five thousand years, God’s chosen people have cornered the market on knee-slappers, zingers, and knock-knock jokes. Now Old Jews Telling Jokes mines mothers, fathers, bubbies, and zaydes for comic gelt. What we get are jokes that are funnier than a pie in the punim: Abie and Becky jokes; hilarious rabbi, doctor, and mohel tales; and those bits just for Mom (Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? A: Eventually a Rottweiler will let go!). Some are just naughty and some are downright bawdy—but either way you’ll laugh till you plotz. With Borscht Belt gags from Brooklyn to Bel Air to Boca, Old Jews Telling Jokes is like chicken soup for your funny bone. I mean, would it kill you to laugh a little?

The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

by Carole P. Roman

Author	: Carole P. Roman
Publisher	: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Total Pages	: 174
Release	: 2020-08-04
Genre	: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN	: 1647393787

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800+ More silly jokes for kids 6 to 12 to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2—the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend—or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore—Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images—LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!—In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II

by Karen Dolby

Author	: Karen Dolby
Publisher	: Penguin
Total Pages	: 115
Release	: 2017-11-14
Genre	: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN	: 0451492277

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A charming collection of quotes and anecdotes celebrating the late Queen Elizabeth II, the incomparable British monarch. When we think of a queen, we probably picture a serious, dignified personage complete with majestic hat and matching handbag. But The Wicked Wit of Queen Elizabeth II reveals a side of the monarch the public rarely saw, her healthy sense of humor: sometimes silly, sometimes sarcastic—and occasionally unintentional (to guitar legend Eric Clapton: “Have you been playing long?”)! This is a delightful celebration of Queen Elizabeth II's humor revealed through her own words on topics from family and travel to pets and hobbies, as well as stories from the royal household of Britain’s longest-serving monarch. In addition to the queen, other royals get in their two cents, including the famously filterless Prince Philip and the acerbic Princess Margaret, as well as Prince Charles and Princess Anne.

The Princes and the Potion

by Martin Howarth-Hynes

Author	: Martin Howarth-Hynes
Publisher	: Paragon Publishing
Total Pages	: 128
Release	: 2014-04
Genre	: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN	: 1782221999

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In the Kingdom of Sholveria the once happy and contented royal household is thrown into shambolic uproar. Jimskinov has been kidnapped, the little princes are on his trail . . . and the Potion has GONE! There are plenty of snot-licking, foot-stamping, lip-smacking giggle moments as the dynamic Dukes and Perfect Princesses join forces with a host of glorious characters to outwit evil Prince John to once again restore harmony. “The children squirmed as Maria’s whole body began to shake. She was like a volcano that was about to erupt, but somehow and very unusual for Maria, she didn’t erupt. For although she wanted to rant and rave and screech and squabble and stamp her feet and wave her arms, she knew that at this time it was important, if their plan was to succeed, to stay calm and quiet.”

The Day I Fell Down the Toilet

by Stephen Mangan

Author	: Stephen Mangan
Publisher	: Scholastic
Total Pages	: 215
Release	: 2024-04-11
Genre	: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN	: 0702335436

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A high-energy, laugh-out-loud, fully illustrated adventure story by much-loved actor Stephen Mangan and talented artist Anita Mangan, Celebrity Goggleboxers & creators of Top 10 Fiction Bestsellers Escape the Rooms, The Fart That Changed the World and The Great Reindeer Rescue.

Disaster!

The Queen of Dunny, the land where jokes come from, has lost her sense of humour and banned fun of any kind. Her subjects have one final shot at making her laugh otherwise NO NEW JOKES will be created EVER AGAIN!

Enter the hero the world needs.

Timothy Trench: straight-talking, uber-decisive child genius... oh, wait. In an unfortunate case of mistaken identity, the wrong Timothy - a boy who finds it impossible to make decisions - is fetched to make the Queen laugh.

Can he work out what will tickle Her Majesty's funny bone and save the day?

A wildly imaginative, brilliantly silly adventure that's overflowing with toilet humour!

Wildly funny, delightfully imaginative storytelling with a message that any kid can be a hero!
Packed with pictures by Stephen Mangan's sister Anita Mangan.
Escape the Rooms, The Fart That Changed the World and The Great Reindeer Rescue have been huge bestsellers: Stephen and Anita are comic dynamite.

Praise for Stephen and Anita's books:

Escape the Rooms:

"A brilliant, clever, kind of genius book" Graham Norton, Virgin Radio

'Richly imagined and deeply heartfelt' Hadley Freeman, Guardian

'Manages to feel both classic and modern at the same time' Good Housekeeping

'A beautiful and exciting adventure that ignites the imagination' Edith Bowman

The Fart That Changed the World

"A sure-fire way for kids to entertain themselves. What’s more, it’s also excellent for reading aloud" LoveReading4Kids

"Laugh-out-loud stuff" Ray D’Arcy

"A high-energy, brilliantly imaginative and laugh-out-loud tale that is guaranteed to blow away young readers" Lancashire Evening Post

The Unlikely Rise of Harry Sponge

After the runaway success of joint debut novel, Escape the Rooms, and the hilarious The Fart That Changed the World, the dynamic duo return with an all-action, marvellously manic and laugh-out-loud tale with a message that any child can be a heroLancashire Evening Post

"hilarious ... A right royal romp" First News

The Dream of the Blessed Queen

by Janet Frost

Author	: Janet Frost
Publisher	: Painted Legacy Productions, LLC
Total Pages	: 6
Release	: 2021-03-01
Genre	: Fiction
ISBN	: 1638214646

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The winner of battles as well as hearts, he is nonetheless concerned about his future. Sir John Colchester has three older brothers and, therefore, no chance of inheriting anything of significance. In his search for a permanent home, he comes upon a strange kingdom and its lovely Queen. As he spends more time in her court, he becomes aware of just how different this place is. Queen Lily is beautiful and mysterious, but who is she really? He eventually recognizes that finding the answer to this question is more important than anything else.

Once a Pun a Time...

by Reena Calm

Author	: Reena Calm
Publisher	:
Total Pages	: 158
Release	: 2018-06-04
Genre	:
ISBN	: 9781720375043

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A collection of some of my favorite pun-liners, with illustrations by some of my most talented friends. Come along on this pointless journey of ridiculousness... speaking of journeys, comedy is my dream and I don't care where it takes me. Believe in your dreams! And please dream about me being successful.