Technically, It's Not My Fault

Technically, It's Not My Fault
Author: John Grandits
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2004
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780618428335

An eleven-year-old boy named Robert voices typical-and not so typical-middle-grade concerns in this unique, memorable collection of hilarious poems. His musings cover the usual stuff, like pizza, homework, thank-you notes, and his annoying older sister. In addition, he speculates about professional wrestling for animals, wonders why no one makes scratch-and-sniff fart stickers, designs the ultimate roller coaster (complete with poisonous spiders), and deconstructs the origins of a new word, snarpy. A playful layout and ingenious graphics extend the wry humor that is sure to resonate with readers of all ages.

Blue Lipstick

Blue Lipstick
Author: John Grandits
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2007
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780618568604

A collection of poems about high school.

A Poke in the I

A Poke in the I
Author: Paul B. Janeczko
Publisher: Candlewick Press
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2001
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780763606619

Offers a collection of poetry for young readers from numerous visual poets, including Maureen W. Armour and John Hollander.

Ten Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the School Bus

Ten Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the School Bus
Author: John Grandits
Publisher: Clarion Books
Total Pages: 37
Release: 2018-10-16
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1328500179

Before Kyle rides a school bus for the first time, his older brother gives him a list of rules he must follow but after breaking every single one the first day, Kyle discovers the rule his brother left out.

Level 13 (A Slacker Novel)

Level 13 (A Slacker Novel)
Author: Gordon Korman
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Total Pages: 195
Release: 2019-06-25
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338286226

From the bestselling author of Swindle, Restart, and Slacker is another hilarious story about an underachiever who learns to go above and beyond. Cameron Boxer, king of the slackers, has found something worth his time. By playing video games online in front of an audience he can find both fame AND fortune -- especially with Elvis (a beaver who seems to love video games as much as Cam) at his side.The only problem? Things keep getting in Cam's way. Like school. And the club he accidentally started. And the misguided people in his life who don't think beavers should be playing video games.It's going to take some trickery, some close calls, and a fierce devotion to slacking in order for Cam to get to his goal -- conquering the game's infamous Level 13. But if any slacker can do it, Cam can.

A Tale Dark & Grimm

A Tale Dark & Grimm
Author: Adam Gidwitz
Publisher: Penguin
Total Pages: 200
Release: 2010-10-28
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1101445289

In this mischievous and utterly original debut, Hansel and Gretel walk out of their own story and into eight other classic Grimm-inspired tales. As readers follow the siblings through a forest brimming with menacing foes, they learn the true story behind (and beyond) the bread crumbs, edible houses, and outwitted witches. Fairy tales have never been more irreverent or subversive as Hansel and Gretel learn to take charge of their destinies and become the clever architects of their own happily ever after.

Unprotected

Unprotected
Author: Billy Porter
Publisher: Abrams
Total Pages: 323
Release: 2021-10-19
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 1683359542

From the incomparable Emmy, Grammy, and Tony Award winner, a powerful and revealing autobiography about race, sexuality, art, and healing—now in paperback It’s easy to be yourself when who and what you are is in vogue. But growing up Black and gay in America has never been easy. Before Billy Porter was slaying red carpets and giving an iconic Emmy-winning performance in the celebrated TV show Pose; before he was the groundbreaking Tony and Grammy Award–winning star of Broadway’s Kinky Boots; and before he was an acclaimed recording artist, actor, playwright, director, and all-around legend, Porter was a young boy in Pittsburgh who was seen as different, who didn’t fit in. At five years old, Porter was sent to therapy to “fix” his effeminacy. He was endlessly bullied at school, sexually abused by his stepfather, and criticized at his church. Porter came of age in a world where simply being himself was a constant struggle. Billy Porter’s Unprotected is the life story of a singular artist and survivor in his own words. It is the story of a boy whose talent and courage opened doors for him, but only a crack. It is the story of a teenager discovering himself, learning his voice and his craft amid deep trauma. And it is the story of a young man whose unbreakable determination led him through countless hard times to where he is now; a proud icon who refuses to back down or hide. Porter is a multitalented, multifaceted treasure at the top of his game, and Unprotected is a resonant, inspirational story of trauma and healing, shot through with his singular voice.

The Poetry Teatime Companion

The Poetry Teatime Companion
Author: Julie Bogart
Publisher:
Total Pages: 136
Release: 2016-04-30
Genre:
ISBN: 9780996242776

A collection of public domain poems and images to celebrate the practice of poetry teatime with children.

The Trouble with Physics

The Trouble with Physics
Author: Lee Smolin
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Total Pages: 420
Release: 2006
Genre: Science
ISBN: 9780618551057

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