Wear the Damn Swimsuit

Wear the Damn Swimsuit
Author: Ashli Brehm
Publisher:
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2020-02
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 9781734567717

Cancer pulls no punches, and neither does Ashli Brehm as she recounts her battle with breast cancer with unmatched honesty and unflappable humor. Ashli shares the myriad lessons she learned, and how with the help and healing of writing, chemo, prayer, prescription drugs, and an army of supporters she went through treatment and is now cancer-free.

The Woman Who Would Be King

The Woman Who Would Be King
Author: Debrah Miceli
Publisher: ECW Press
Total Pages: 403
Release: 2023-03-28
Genre: Sports & Recreation
ISBN: 177852141X

Through four decades of entertaining, in the wrestling ring and on the monster truck circuit, Debrah “Madusa” Miceli never could sit still. But her desire to learn, grow, and inspire legions of followers masked deep secrets … Her upbringing was a lie from the start, and the dark truths of her childhood, revealed here for the first time, are the earliest examples of Debrah’s determination to persevere. Professional wrestling may have been an odd choice for a nursing student, but Madusa went all-in, toughening up in Japan before conquering WWE as Alundra Blayze. She held the WWE Women’s belt … until being fired. In the rival WCW, Madusa infamously tossed the WWE belt in the garbage on live TV. Then, in 1999, Madusa changed lanes and revolutionized the monster truck world. At meet-and-greets, girls in pink “Queen of Carnage” t-shirts would wait alongside ogling fanboys. By 2004, she was the world champion in a sport dominated by men. Only one thing has eluded her: motherhood. This is the spellbinding story of how one woman survived child abuse, financial disaster, death-defying injuries, heartbreak, and chaos to emerge triumphant.

Billionaire Under Fire

Billionaire Under Fire
Author: Claire Adams
Publisher: Ownit Publishing LLC
Total Pages: 409
Release:
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Most relationships start out light and fun. But when you have experienced incredible loss in your life, that isn’t always possible. Both Brandon and Delilah have overcome great tragedy, he losing his son and she losing her husband. It is this initial bond that helps bring them together after they meet through a dating app. While navigating both grief and love is complicated enough, things get even more intense as Brandon finds himself seemingly under investigation for fraud while Delilah ends up dealing with a persistent hacker at her job. And while everything seems random at first, it soon becomes clear that everything is connected. But how? And why? And will they be able to get past these troubles and be together?

Exposed

Exposed
Author: Chiquita Dennie
Publisher: 304 Publishing Company
Total Pages: 166
Release: 2024-02-01
Genre: Fiction
ISBN:

Becoming a celebrity wasn't the plan, neither was falling for her bodyguard. Lauren Armstrong as always dreamed of starting her own makeup line. As a Social Media Influencer she wins the opportunity to become a brand ambassador of a hot new cosmetics firm, Sinful. It's everything she dreamed of and will give her the experience to start her own line someday. But fame and fortune comes with its own danger when Lauren realizes she has a stalker. Dominic Combs is ex-military, headstrong, handsome, and dangerous. When he's hired as Lauren's bodyguard, it isn't easy to protect the outgoing beautiful woman. As Lauren and Dominic constantly butt heads, and the age difference between them is only one of the many factors that make this romance impossible. Can Dominic protect Lauren, or should he be focused on protecting his own heart instead? Hit the one-click button now to indulge in this suspense-filled military romance.

The Stuporwoman Files

The Stuporwoman Files
Author: Monica Lewis
Publisher: iUniverse
Total Pages: 138
Release: 2005-03
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0595344151

Newspaper humor columnist, public speaker, and playwright Monica Lewis' laugh-out-loud observations on motherhood, relationships, balancing work and family, and the quirks of everyday life, hit home on every page. On knowing you're too old to have a baby: "You know you're too old when, to you, a period is just something that goes at the end of a sentence." On the irony of giving your kids a time-out: "Most parents would love the luxury of taking an hour to just sit in our rooms. Hell, I'd even sit in the corner if it meant a moment or two of peace and quiet." On helping your child with math homework: "I'm hopeless at math. For me, Cardinal Numbers are the amount of red birds on the tree outside my bedroom window." On Santa Claus: "If Santa was a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the store bag." On Not Cleaning the Refrigerator: "If food were human, I'd be considered a slumlord."

The Honeymoon Heist

The Honeymoon Heist
Author: Brad Taylor
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 97
Release: 2023-10-03
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 0063355655

New York Times bestselling author and former Special Forces officer Brad Taylor’s thrilling new short story sets Pike Logan and Jennifer Cahill on Italy’s beautiful Amalfi Coast for their long-delayed honeymoon with their daughter, Amena—where they encounter art thieves with ties to the underworld . . . Between the delectable meals, the gorgeous Mediterranean seaside, and historical sites, Pike and Jennifer are enjoying their time with Amena in the Italian village of Positano, grateful for the reprieve from their day jobs—protecting U.S. interests from terrorist threats. But their relaxing vacation runs into trouble when Amena and Pike uncover what appears to be a priceless Renaissance painting hidden in a grotto and soon find themselves in the center of a black market art scheme. A powerful Italian businessman and suspected crime lord had arranged to take possession of the rare, deeply significant Caravaggio artwork in the cave through less-than-legal means, and hadn’t counted on the trio of Americans interrupting his plot. He is determined to leave no witnesses . . . but when he dares to threaten Pike and his family, he learns how dangerous they truly are . . .

Trails to and Tales of Sanderson, Texas

Trails to and Tales of Sanderson, Texas
Author: Cleo W. Robinson
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Total Pages: 218
Release: 2007-09-20
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 1453550283

Punch was sort of a mongrel. In his veins circulated the blood of all the races found along the Gulf Coast and the Mexican border. Like most mongrels, Punch was a survivor, smart, healthy, dependable and loyal.Punch was a bit short of six-feet tall, slim, always clean shaven, with graying brown hair and blue eyes. He walked with a limp. His left leg had been messed up in a bad fall with a cowpony some years back. The wreck pretty well retired him from working as a full-time cowhand.Punch had an endless supply of stories of the old days; but, no one knew where he actually came from or exactly how old he was. It was evident that he had been a cowboy, probably a lawman, a hunter, a trapper and perhaps, an outlaw. Punch was fluent in Spanish and French, knew some Apache, and most folks believed that he knew Indian sign language. He was known to be a talented tracker. Some claimed: "He could track a bird through the air."As little was known about Punch, folks tended to fill the gaps with guesses and rumors. Punch never agreed or disagreed with those who claimed to have some knowledge about his background. As long as the avoided insulting or demeaning him, Punch would smile, volunteer nothing and allow people to form their own opinions about his background.He was easy going and friendly to everyone; but, if you had the sense God gave a sheep, you would sense Punch was not a man to be trifled with. Given the right circumstances, Punch could be a dangerous person to cross.One of the stories associated with Punch claimed he had trailed, on foot, a horse-thief into Mexico and recovered a stolen horse. When people mentioned the story to Punch, he would nod his head in apparent agreement and tell them: "Yup, you just about got it right."Punch knew that they were wrong...Dead wrong. Only he knew what had happened and he wasn't talking.

#IMomSoHard

#IMomSoHard
Author: Kristin Hensley
Publisher: HarperCollins
Total Pages: 249
Release: 2019-04-02
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 0062857703

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Has it been months since you’ve read a book with actual adult words that had nothing to do with farm animals or superheroes or going potty? Well then, it’s time to take a break. Pour yourself some wine. Put on your comfy pants. All good? Ok, welcome to the party. Kristin Hensley and Jen Smedley, the creators of #IMOMSOHARD, know that you probably didn’t get to shower today and that the last thing you need is more advice on how to be a better parent. Instead, they invite you to join their laugh-out-loud, best friend banter on the eighty bajillion ways moms give their all every day—including: I KEEP IT TOGETHER SO HARD I BODY AFTER BABY SO HARD I HIT THE TOWN (AND AM IN BED BY 9:30 P.M.) SO HARD I BUST MY ASS SO HARD I KEEP FOOLS ALIVE SO HARD Come for the laughs, stay for the kinship with two friends who are just getting it right, getting it wrong, and leaning on each other for a laugh at the end of the day. They don’t care if your house is a mess and they won’t judge you if you pee a little when you sneeze.So kick back, relax, and enjoy. You deserve it.

My Formerly Hot Life

My Formerly Hot Life
Author: Stephanie Dolgoff
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Total Pages: 226
Release: 2010-08-17
Genre: Biography & Autobiography
ISBN: 0345521471

When men stop making lecherous catcalls and Spanx get comfortable in your lingerie drawer, when marketers target you for Activia instead of $200 premium denim, when you have to start wearing makeup to get that “I’m not wearing any makeup” glow and are “ma’amed” outside the Deep South, it may dawn on you that somehow you have crossed an invisible line: You are not the young, relevant, in-the-mix woman you used to be. But neither are you old, or even what you think of as middle-aged. You are no longer what you were, but not quite sure what you are. Stephanie Dolgoff calls this stage of a woman’s life “Formerly,” the state of mind and body she herself is in now: Her roaring twenties are behind her, but she’s not in hot flash territory, either. My Formerly Hot Life, showcasing Dolgoff’s wacky and wise observations about this little-discussed flux time, demonstrates that becoming a Formerly is intensely poignant if you’re paying attention, and hilarious even if you’re not. From fashion to friendship, beauty to body image, married sex to single searching, mothering to careering (or both), Dolgoff reveals the upside to not being forever 21—even as you watch the things you once thought were so essential to a happy life go the way of the cassette tape. You may be formerly thin, formerly cool, formerly (seemingly) carefree, formerly cutting-edge, but in reading My Formerly Hot Life you are reminded that you are finally more comfortable in your skin (formerly obsessed with your weight), finally following your instincts (formerly ruled by the opinions of others), and finally happy with where you are (formerly focused on the guy or job you thought would take you where you thought you should be). While you may no longer be as close to the media-machine-generated idea of fabulous, you can do many, many more things fabulously. Wildly entertaining and inspiring, My Formerly Hot Life proves that once you let yourself laugh about that which is passing, life is richer, more fun, and more satisfying. Despite what you’re led to believe, growing older most certainly means growing better.