What happens when your biological clock is ticking--but you're the only one around to hear it? You head to an exclusive baby-making app, of course. What happens when you accidentally fall in love with your baby-making app match, but he's currently--unavailable? A lot. This steamy, hilarious, romantic comedy is about two people searching for a forever family--while they trip over misunderstandings, way too many foster pets, headless statues, and nosy neighbors. Sloane Pitter Patter 4U dot com Yep, you read that right. It’s the premier site for finding a match in no-strings-attached baby-making, and it’s my best chance at becoming a mother. Filling out the form is proving to be more difficult than I expected. Height, hair color—those are easy to answer. But when it asks: “When choosing a method of conception with the potential father of my baby, I would be open to:” ☑️Artificial insemination ☑️In-vitro ❌Natural Natural? With someone I don’t even know? No thanks. Dominic The last thing in the world I thought I’d be doing on my 40th birthday is filling out a match form on pitter patter 4U dot com. Time is ticking away and let’s face it—I’m not getting any younger. I’ve had more women than I can count, but every last one of them would take me—and my family—for everything we’ve got. Well, half of everything we’ve got. This solution will potentially kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. Methods of conception? Naturally? I checked that off along with the others. It’s a means to an end, after all. Besides, it’s nothing a few stiff drinks—and a stiff...wouldn’t cure.